The mountains was still and quiet. Suddenly, a curly head appered. Then
another one. Figures came out in the open. First came three young, (well
Frodo actually looks young because of the ring) healthy hobbits. Then came
the king of Gondor, tall and strong. Then an elf who was lithe and quick,
then a dwarf, muscular and strong. Then came an old, skinny, exhausted
hobbit with reumatism who was dragging along a box.
'Gandalf, way can't you walk on your own, you don't have too be in that box anymore.'
'Well, I've actually noticed it's quite comfortable in here!'
'it's not for me!'
'Oh, never mind that, just keep going. The road goes on and on...' Bilbo kept dragging the box.'
'Look, we're near Rivendell!' said Pippin. They saw the beutifult trees, the the glorious building, they saw Glorfindel... rapping to Eminem's new record? And where was the waterfalls? Glorfindel saw them and approached them.
'Yo man, whazzup?' Everyone looked confused.
' Oh ye, Welcome to Drydell!'
'Isn't it Rivendell?' said Bilbo.
'No, we're out of water, kinda The plumber hasn't arrived yet, but'll be here soon.'
'Where is my belored?' asked Aragorn.
'Oh yeah, Arwie is coming right therd.' Arwen approached them with pink hair and hippie-clothes!
'Oh right, I forgot to break up with you. This is my new boyfriend,' she said and pointed behind her. Aragorn looked devastated while the others looked behind her, confused. All they could see was a pony. After a while, they gave up.
'Where is he,' said Legolas who had changed his name to Lollipop. Arwen looked confused at him.
'It's Bill of course,' she said and kissed the pony. Merry and Pippin was disgusted and hid behind Aragorn, which didn't help much since he threw up.
'Love is beauiful indeed,' hey heard a small sob from Gandalf's box. He was deeply touched.
'Can i be the best man on your wedding,' said Lollipop.
'No,' said Arwen, 'we don't intend to marry at all. Besides, Kermit the frog is being best man.'
'Bridesmaid then?' said Lollipop.
'No! I said we won't marry! Besides, miss Piggy is bridesmaid.' Suddenly, a nazgul showed up. The "fellowship" gasped and grabbed their swords. However, Arwen looked perfectly calm and Glorfindel stepped up to him and shooked hands.
'Hello, you're very welcome.' Bilbo cried out,
'What? It's a nazgul for heavens sake!' The nazgul looked at him with a hurt expression on his face.
'Hey, everyone deserves a second chance! I couldn't be a nazgul anymore after Sauron fell, so I needed a new profession.'
The fellowship was shown to some rooms, covered in posters from X-men 2 but they had a good night sleep anyway.
TBC...
'Gandalf, way can't you walk on your own, you don't have too be in that box anymore.'
'Well, I've actually noticed it's quite comfortable in here!'
'it's not for me!'
'Oh, never mind that, just keep going. The road goes on and on...' Bilbo kept dragging the box.'
'Look, we're near Rivendell!' said Pippin. They saw the beutifult trees, the the glorious building, they saw Glorfindel... rapping to Eminem's new record? And where was the waterfalls? Glorfindel saw them and approached them.
'Yo man, whazzup?' Everyone looked confused.
' Oh ye, Welcome to Drydell!'
'Isn't it Rivendell?' said Bilbo.
'No, we're out of water, kinda The plumber hasn't arrived yet, but'll be here soon.'
'Where is my belored?' asked Aragorn.
'Oh yeah, Arwie is coming right therd.' Arwen approached them with pink hair and hippie-clothes!
'Oh right, I forgot to break up with you. This is my new boyfriend,' she said and pointed behind her. Aragorn looked devastated while the others looked behind her, confused. All they could see was a pony. After a while, they gave up.
'Where is he,' said Legolas who had changed his name to Lollipop. Arwen looked confused at him.
'It's Bill of course,' she said and kissed the pony. Merry and Pippin was disgusted and hid behind Aragorn, which didn't help much since he threw up.
'Love is beauiful indeed,' hey heard a small sob from Gandalf's box. He was deeply touched.
'Can i be the best man on your wedding,' said Lollipop.
'No,' said Arwen, 'we don't intend to marry at all. Besides, Kermit the frog is being best man.'
'Bridesmaid then?' said Lollipop.
'No! I said we won't marry! Besides, miss Piggy is bridesmaid.' Suddenly, a nazgul showed up. The "fellowship" gasped and grabbed their swords. However, Arwen looked perfectly calm and Glorfindel stepped up to him and shooked hands.
'Hello, you're very welcome.' Bilbo cried out,
'What? It's a nazgul for heavens sake!' The nazgul looked at him with a hurt expression on his face.
'Hey, everyone deserves a second chance! I couldn't be a nazgul anymore after Sauron fell, so I needed a new profession.'
The fellowship was shown to some rooms, covered in posters from X-men 2 but they had a good night sleep anyway.
TBC...