Real World: GH style
Alternate Reality/Humor(hopefully lol)
Chapter 2
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Author's note: For storyline purposes Skye isn't a recovering alcoholic in this story.


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Two days in the house and everyone is just getting settled in. Already the fighting begins. Can anyone get along??


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"You need to make your bed." Elton tells Edward.

"Excuse me, young man don't tell me what to do. Besides there are maids to do that."

"Sorry big boy there are no maids here, now make your bed and hush."

"Young man don't tell me to hush. I could squash you like a bug and ruin you."

"Oh please, you are nothing."

"Why you little.."

"Grandfather, chill" Skye laughed coming into the room and putting her arm around Elton. "Leave Elton alone."

"Thank you Miss Skye, my you are looking loving this evening"

"Why thank you Elton" she smiled to him and turned back to Edward. "You know grandfather he's right, you really should make your bed."

"I'm not making my bed, and like I believe you made yours." Edward snapped back.

"Actually I didn't, I paid Elton here to do it for me" she laughed at Edward.

"Paid very generously I might add." Elton laughed along with her as they left the room. "By the way Eddie, that tie just does not go with that jacket. Toodles."

"Dammit, how the hell do you make a bed." Edward screamed as they left the room.


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"Hey hey get out of the fridge, I'm cooking." Sonny said pulling her away from the fridge.

"Look here Mr.Coffee, you may be cooking and you may live here, but you are not the boss and I will eat what I want, when I want." Carly jerked away from him and went back to the fridge.

"Fine whatever, why don't you go put some clothes on, instead of prancing around here half naked?" Sonny went back to his spaghetti.

"It's called a bathing suit and I don't want to change." She wouldn't give him the satisfaction of doing anything he wanted.

"Jeez, would you two stop fighting for two seconds?" Skye asked coming through the door with Elton right behind her. "I like that suit Carly." she winked to Carly. Carly laughed.

"I'd like to see them fight, give us some entertainment."

"NO" both Sonny and Carly said at the same time. Carly looked over at Sonny. "That's the only thing we can agree on."

"Maybe I should change my answer, wouldn't want to ruin my rep." Sonny said.

"Oh shove it Coffee boy."

"You have something against coffee?"


"Would you two please stop? Sonny when is dinner ready I'm starved?" Jason asked coming into the room.

"Jason he always starts it. I was just minding my own business..."

"Whatever" Sonny threw his hands up.

"See" Carly said pointing at Sonny.

"Oh stop Carly. Ignore him."

"Fine, Fine." Carly went over to table and sat by Skye.

Elton leaned over the table to Carly. "Don't let him bother you Carly. Just look at them dimples. I know I couldn't stay mad at him very long. MMMM"

Carly about choked on her drink. "Elton you are too funny. Don't let him hear you say that. I'm going out tonight, anyone want to come with me? I can't stay in this house another night."

"Oh me, I do, maybe I'll find me a man. This house is getting boring." Skye said.

"I'll go" Elton said.

"I better go, to keep you out of trouble." Jason said and left the room to get ready.

Carly got off her chair "Anybody else?"

"No thanks" Sonny said. "I have something to do"

"No big loss. Luke or Edward?"

"No" they both said, so Carly went to get ready.


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They all walked through the door and into the crowd.

"wow this party is jumping." Elton said. "Look at everyone."

Carly laughed as she made her way through the crowd to the bar. Jason stayed at the door. He didn't want to be here, but he knew how Carly got when she was drinking. Skye followed Carly searching for men along the way.

"Carly look at that one over there. Would I love to have my arms around those muscles."

"Ha, don't look to hard, look to his left." Skye looked over to see a woman coming towards him. She sat down on the mans lap.

"Damn I want to be in her place."

"I bet."

"Well, I'm going to dance, wanna come?" Skye grabbed her drink from the bar and headed to the dance floor. Carly nodded and followed her.

"Girls wait up!"

"Won't they think he's with us, if he's dancing with us?" Skye whispered to Carly.

"Skye, look at him, do you really think they will think he's with us?" They both giggled as they started to dance.

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"Damn, why didn't Corinthos go with them. He conducts business in that club." He asked looking at the screen in front of him.

"I don't know Scott. Maybe he wants to catch up on a good book."

"Yeah right Taggart, like he actually reads. He will screw up and when he does we'll be watching. He can't stay in that house for three months without screwing up somehow and we'll be watching."

"Don't forget we want Morgan also."

"What about everyone else?"

"I don't care about them, unless they get in trouble also. They're just there to learn their lesson and we're here to make sure they do."

They both turned back to the screen and watched Sonny taking a swim.

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Jason noticed Carly starting to get tipsy and decided it was time they got home. He walked up to her in the crowd where she was dancing with a guy. He could tell she didn't like the guy and decided to step in.

"Jason, I'm so glad you are here" she smiled at him.

"Mind if I cut in?" Jason asked the guy. The guy gave him an evil look but left.

Jason and Carly danced for a couple minutes before he asked her if she was ready to leave.

"Yeah I'm ready but we need to find Skye and Elton."

They made their way through the crowd where they found Skye with two guys who were laughing at her. Skye looked as if she couldn't even see straight. Elton was sitting farther down talking to the bartender. Jason walked over and got Elton who was more than ready to go and they headed back to where Skye was.

"Come on Skye its time to go home, you've had enough."

"Enough?? There's still more to be drunk. I slanna slay here." Skye said starting to slur her words. Jason and Elton each grabbed a side of Skye and managed to get her out the door. She argued the whole way but they ignored her.

Elton was the only one that didn't drink so he drove home. About halfway home, they must have been speeding because the cop pulled them over.

"Can I see your license and registration sir?" the cop asked.

"Sure let me just get it." Carly sat quietly in the front seat with Jason in the back with Skye. Skye began singing loud enough to wake up the block.

"Wasting away in Margaritaville, searching for my....." Jason tried to quiet her but she began to sing louder.


"Is she alright?" the cop asked and shined the light on Skye.

"OHHH I'm in the spotlight. "She screamed and started to sing even louder.'

"Is she drunk?" the officer asked Elton.

Skye must have heard him ask. "Hey ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am. I bet I could walk your line and not even spill my beer."

Jason and Carly looked at the cop who was surprising trying to keep from laughing.

"You better get her home, she doesn't look to good" he said. He gave Elton a warning and left.

"Jeez girl are you trying to get us in trouble?" Carly asked Skye.

"Trouble is my middle name"

"We see that, now lets get her home"





Please excuse spelling and grammar errors. I'm blonde first of all and I lost my program with spell check and can't get it back till I go to my brothers tomorrow night. lol




On the next Real World: Jobs start, Jason goes on a date, and Edward gets a call.


Tanica