Chapter 7
Inside Pegasus J. Crawford's brain
Pegasus-(Hugging funny bunny plushie and reading comic books and giggling)
Seto-Look at you!
Pegasus-(Looks at himself and around)
Seto-*Sweatdrop* I meant reading comic books and playing with bunny plushies. You're an adult!
Pegasus-What's your point Kaiba-Kun?
Seto-Get a life. Exactly what goes on in that brain of yours?
Yugi-I've wondered that too.
Everyone (nodded)
Pegasus-Sure you want to know.
Everyone (Nodded)
Pegasus-fine.(Get zapped in except Pegasus)
Everyone-Ahhhhhhh!!
(Land on something soft)
Otogi-What's this?
Raven-Dunno.
Mokuba-Anyone have a light?
Joey-Yeah I have my lucky lighter.
(Flicks it on)
(On top of Funny Bunny plushies)
Seto-Get it off! Get it off!
Mokuba-(Kicks it off)
Seto-Thanks
Nemesis-(Floats off and sees the Cecilia paintings) She looks like she could've been in movies.
Joey-She really is pretty.
Mokuba-How come you can fly?
Nemesis-It's my master's story.
Seto-Can you ask your master to get us out?
Nemesis-She wants you to explore more and add some meat to the story.
Joey-Meat where?
Tristan-Figure of speech.
Yugi-You bounced back.
Tristan-Yep I'm back.
Mokuba-Guess who's back. Back again Tristan's back tell a friend.
Yugi-Guess who's back.
Joey-Guess who's back.
Mokuba-Guess who's back.
Raven-Guess who's back.
Nemesis-THAT'S ENOUGH! Damn I'm surrounded by bakas! Get your acts together your mortals not animals!
Joey-Who has a stick up their ass?
Nemesis-(Knocks Joey out with mallet)
Seto-Nemesis is right. Let's get out of here.
(They walk and see a river of wine)
Tristan-Wine in his brain?
Yugi-Someone call A.A.
Raven-How do we get across?
Otogi-We'll make a bridge.
Seto-Really? And how do we do that?
Nemesis-With these, this cheese is about the size of a boulder. If we can slide them into the wine then perhaps we can get across.
Tristan-But we're not THAT built up.
Mokuba-So now what?
(A Dark Rabbit appears)
Otogi-A dark rabbit!
Seto-Always a rabbit!
Yugi-I have an idea (summons the dark magician) dark magic attack!
Nemesis-I summons the 13th grave! Slice the cheese up and make a bridge!
Otogi-Nice move Nemesis.
Nemesis-Stop you're making me blush. Seriously stop!
Yugi-Thank you Dark Magician!
Dark Magician-Your welcome Master Yugi.
(They cross the bridge)
13th grave-Rumor has it you wish to look like me master Nemesis.
Nemesis-Your right my decrypted drone.
13th grave-I'm honored master Nemesis.
Nemesis-Anything to help an undead zombie.
Mokuba-So now that's over. How do we escape?
Seto-Good question I see no exit.
Pegasus-Had enough?
(They look around)
Yugi-Let us out of here right now!
Pegasus-I take it you like my little world.
Otogi-Why? I worship you!!
Pegasus-Don't worry Otogi-kun. Just enjoy my mind.
Seto-Screw you let us out!
Nemesis-Seto no! This is his territory he can think about anything to hurt us *muttering* I wonder when he decides to set us free?
Pegasus-She's right Kaiba-Kun. Don't blame her. I thought the same thing.
Nemesis-Please shows us how to get out of here!
Pegasus-You escape when I want you to. I'll get you individually.
Raven-This isn't fair!
Pegasus-Life isn't fair. By the way Nemesis what do you want for the mallet?
Nemesis-You mean my funny bunny mallet?
Pegasus-Yes I really love him.
Nemesis-Well if you let me out of here and win the contest then I'll give it to you.
Pegasus-It's a deal Nemesis!
(Nemesis is pulled out)
Seto-Son-Of-A-Bitch!
Inside Pegasus J. Crawford's brain
Pegasus-(Hugging funny bunny plushie and reading comic books and giggling)
Seto-Look at you!
Pegasus-(Looks at himself and around)
Seto-*Sweatdrop* I meant reading comic books and playing with bunny plushies. You're an adult!
Pegasus-What's your point Kaiba-Kun?
Seto-Get a life. Exactly what goes on in that brain of yours?
Yugi-I've wondered that too.
Everyone (nodded)
Pegasus-Sure you want to know.
Everyone (Nodded)
Pegasus-fine.(Get zapped in except Pegasus)
Everyone-Ahhhhhhh!!
(Land on something soft)
Otogi-What's this?
Raven-Dunno.
Mokuba-Anyone have a light?
Joey-Yeah I have my lucky lighter.
(Flicks it on)
(On top of Funny Bunny plushies)
Seto-Get it off! Get it off!
Mokuba-(Kicks it off)
Seto-Thanks
Nemesis-(Floats off and sees the Cecilia paintings) She looks like she could've been in movies.
Joey-She really is pretty.
Mokuba-How come you can fly?
Nemesis-It's my master's story.
Seto-Can you ask your master to get us out?
Nemesis-She wants you to explore more and add some meat to the story.
Joey-Meat where?
Tristan-Figure of speech.
Yugi-You bounced back.
Tristan-Yep I'm back.
Mokuba-Guess who's back. Back again Tristan's back tell a friend.
Yugi-Guess who's back.
Joey-Guess who's back.
Mokuba-Guess who's back.
Raven-Guess who's back.
Nemesis-THAT'S ENOUGH! Damn I'm surrounded by bakas! Get your acts together your mortals not animals!
Joey-Who has a stick up their ass?
Nemesis-(Knocks Joey out with mallet)
Seto-Nemesis is right. Let's get out of here.
(They walk and see a river of wine)
Tristan-Wine in his brain?
Yugi-Someone call A.A.
Raven-How do we get across?
Otogi-We'll make a bridge.
Seto-Really? And how do we do that?
Nemesis-With these, this cheese is about the size of a boulder. If we can slide them into the wine then perhaps we can get across.
Tristan-But we're not THAT built up.
Mokuba-So now what?
(A Dark Rabbit appears)
Otogi-A dark rabbit!
Seto-Always a rabbit!
Yugi-I have an idea (summons the dark magician) dark magic attack!
Nemesis-I summons the 13th grave! Slice the cheese up and make a bridge!
Otogi-Nice move Nemesis.
Nemesis-Stop you're making me blush. Seriously stop!
Yugi-Thank you Dark Magician!
Dark Magician-Your welcome Master Yugi.
(They cross the bridge)
13th grave-Rumor has it you wish to look like me master Nemesis.
Nemesis-Your right my decrypted drone.
13th grave-I'm honored master Nemesis.
Nemesis-Anything to help an undead zombie.
Mokuba-So now that's over. How do we escape?
Seto-Good question I see no exit.
Pegasus-Had enough?
(They look around)
Yugi-Let us out of here right now!
Pegasus-I take it you like my little world.
Otogi-Why? I worship you!!
Pegasus-Don't worry Otogi-kun. Just enjoy my mind.
Seto-Screw you let us out!
Nemesis-Seto no! This is his territory he can think about anything to hurt us *muttering* I wonder when he decides to set us free?
Pegasus-She's right Kaiba-Kun. Don't blame her. I thought the same thing.
Nemesis-Please shows us how to get out of here!
Pegasus-You escape when I want you to. I'll get you individually.
Raven-This isn't fair!
Pegasus-Life isn't fair. By the way Nemesis what do you want for the mallet?
Nemesis-You mean my funny bunny mallet?
Pegasus-Yes I really love him.
Nemesis-Well if you let me out of here and win the contest then I'll give it to you.
Pegasus-It's a deal Nemesis!
(Nemesis is pulled out)
Seto-Son-Of-A-Bitch!