Real World: GH style
Alternate Reality/Humor (hopefully lol)
Chapter 4
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Author's Note: Sorry this took so long. For some reason I've had a hard time concentrating no anything. This is probably not the best chapter(or my best work for that matter) and probably isn't worth the wait lol. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't make it better :S. Bad days lol BUT I'm in a writing mood now, so that means regular updates!! WOOHOOO LOL

"What the hell is going on here?" they both jumped apart at the sound of Jason's voice.

"Oh god" Carly stepped back and stood in shock, afraid to look at either men.

Sonny turned to his friend, trying to think of an excuse. "I had to shut her up man, she just keeps yapping that mouth.."

Before Sonny could say anything else Carly jumped at him ready to strike. Luckily for Sonny, Jason caught her before she had the chance. "You bastard!" Carly screamed at Sonny as she struggled against Jason. "Let me go Jason, he deserves a slap."

Sonny backed up a little bit, afraid his friend might actually let her go. "Little girl, you better not touch me."

"You touched me, you asshole, so why can't I touch you?"

"Carly stop" Jason moved around to stand between her and Sonny. Jason decided he better distract her before it goes any further. Jason lead her over to the stairs. "Go upstairs and change, and we'll go for a swim."

Carly threw her hands up in the air. "Fine, I'll go this time, but tell him to keep his hands off me." she said pointing at Sonny. She turned and headed up the stairs.

"Don't worry little girl, I don't want to touch you." Sonny yelled after her. He knew it was far from the truth. He felt something in that kiss, but he wouldn't admit it or give into it.

"Why would you kiss her of all things?" Jason asked, breaking Sonny from his thoughts.

"I don't know, it just happened" Sonny said with a shrug. "I have to go take care of some business before it gets to late. See you later."

"Bye" Jason called after him, then headed upstairs to face Carly.

~~~~Next Day~~~~

Elton was running down the hallway skipping along. "Zippity do da, zippity ay, my oh my, what a wonderful day."

Carly came out of her room dressed and ready to go "Would you shut up, what's with all this happy crap anyway? We actually have to work and your all happy?"

"Well some of us work for a living." Luke laughed coming into the hall.

"I just can't wait to get there. This is going to be so much fun!!! I was up all night last night making little fashion paper dolls. I made twenty outfits for each. I just couldn't sleep I was so excited." Elton picked up a box next to the table.

"Twenty? Exactly how much coffee did you drink yesterday. I drink a lot but hell even I'm not that hyper."

"Oh, Luke" Elton smiled and playfully smacked him on the arm. "You just don't know how to have fun."

"Oh I know how to have fun alright, but kids just aren't my thing."

"Uncle Luke, nothing is your thing, except drinking" Carly laughed.

Elton turned to Luke and shook his head. "Oh dear, see you really out to spend the night out on the town with me. I'll show you what fun is."

"No way in hell. Gay bars are not my idea of fun."

"I don't go to gay bars, honey, I don't need them. When I walk into a regular bar they all head straight for me. I'm a magnet." Elton said then twirled around to show off.

Carly burst out laughing. "Elton you do have a certain charm about you."

"I know, I just can't help myself" Elton laughed with her. "Now, is everyone ready, we need to leave."

"They'll be down in a minute. Let's go get in the van. I still can't believe we all have to ride in the same vehicle, who's going to drive." Carly asked as she headed out the door.

"I'll drive" Luke said from behind.

"Fine, let's go. Van's leaving everyone, let's go." Elton yelled up the stairs then followed them out the door. Reluctantly everyone else joined them in the van and they headed to work.

"Luke, could you step on it. We need to hurry." Elton asked from the back.

"Elton, chill, we have thirty minutes before we have to be there." Skye laughed. "You sure are anxious. Did you remember your dolls?"

"Of course, I'm very organized."

Everyone rolled theirs eyes and laughed. "We know!"

Elton just smiled and enjoyed the rest of the ride, planning the day in his head.

~~~~~

Miss Becca met them at the door when they arrived. "Hello, glad you all made it on time. Are you ready for your day?"

Everyone but Luke and Edward nodded. "I'm not ready, but I guess I don't have a choice do I?" Luke asked still smoking his cigar."

"First of all, no you don't and next you may not smoke on this property at all. Put it out and from now on you leave those at home."

"Whatever" Luke put the cigar out.

"And why aren't you ready?" Becca turned to Edward.

"I don't want to be here, but Lila says I better or I'll be sleeping in the boat house. So I guess I'm ready if I have to be."

"Good." She turned to address everyone. "You all will be placed in different rooms. You will each be assigned to an age group of my choosing. You will have to stay in that group for at least two weeks before I will consider changing your group. You will be in charge of planning daily activities, cleaning your room, and dealing with parents as they come in. Any questions before we move on?"

Everyone shook their heads, then followed her through the door. They walked into an office that had another door that separated them from the rest of the daycare. They looked through the door to see kids running around and screaming.

"Oh god, don't these children have any control?" Edward asked in disgust.

"That's what you all are here for. Your job will be to keep them entertained." Becca laughed as she opened the door and they walked into the room. She turned and opened another door to her right. "This is the infants and toddlers room." They all followed her in. "Luke and Edward you will be working in here."

"No way, any age but this one." Luke argued.

"Sorry you don't have a choice. Mrs. Shelly will be your supervisor in this room and will tell you where to start. Good luck boys." Miss Becca smiled and lead the others through the door on the opposite side of the room. They left the room leaving Luke and Edward in a state of shock as babies crawled at their feet. Skye and Carly laughed.

They were lead to the first room they had come into. The children were still running around with toys as a teacher chased them"This is our four year old room. This is the best age. They are a learning age. Elton, this is your room."

"Oh yes. I can't wait, I have so much planned."

Becca laughed. "Well I kind of figured. If you can catch Miss Renee, she is your supervisor. Have fun" She nodded to the rest and they followed her out.

They came to another room "This is the three year old room. This is a hard age. Very active and very short attention span. Skye this will be your room and Miss Mary will be your supervisor. this age will need a lot of patience. Hope your up for it. Have fun" Skye looked in shock as they left the room.


Miss Becca stopped in front of another room "Now this room is very hard. Potty training comes in here, which makes this room have to have more teachers." She turned to Sonny and Carly. "You two will be working in here."

"No way, I'm not working with him." Carly argued.

"I like this age" Sonny smiled.

"Sorry, but like I said before, you don't have a choice. You will work together and get along while your here."

"Oh god, why am I being punished. This is beyond anything I ever deserve."

"Would you hush? Your going to scare the kids." Sonny snapped.

Jason turned toward them. "Are you sure you want to put these two together? they're liable to kill each other."

"Okay you two, that's enough. Get along in here, I mean it. Go see your supervisor, they are out on the playground through that door. His name is Mr. Chad." She turned and grabbed Jason's arm. Jason smiled as he was lead out of the room.. "I mean it you two, no fighting" she yelled one last time.

They walked to the back in a big open room. "This will be your room."

"Umm... Where are the kids?"

"This is the afterschoolers' room. They don't come in till two everyday."

"What will I do till two everyday?"

"You will help out the others in different rooms, or you will be helping me." She smiled at him. "Mr. Brent will be your supervisor. Are we still on for tonight?"

"Yes, I'll pick you up at eight."

"Okay, now I better go back and check on the rooms. I can't imagine what they have gotten into. You can look around this room and check the daily planner and see what you'll be doing. Have fun" She smiled and left the room. Jason looked around the room and laughed thinking of what must be going on in the other rooms.

Next Real World: Disaster on the job! See what the kids have done to our beloved GH members. Jason's date.