Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters (they're all Tamora's), except the host. I also don't own The Newlywed Game, but I don't think it even airs any more, so whatever.
NOTE: To whom it may concern, Jon and Delia AREN'T together! I'm not an insane maniac, so they're not in love, they're not married, DON'T WORRY! They hate each other. Thayet simply couldn't show up, and the show made a bad choice for her replacement.
NOTE: The title of this was supposed to be "The Newlywed Game", but a friend made a mistake, so don't go getting hyper on me if you noticed the title was wrong (or is now different).
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Host: We're back with The Newlywed Game! *audience cheers* *contestants wave*
Host: Our current standings are: first place-Jonathan and Delia of Conte with 2 points; second place-a tie between
Domitan and Kel of Masbolle, Nealan and Yukimi of Queenscove, and Numair and Veralidaine Salmalin, all with 1 point; and third place- George and Alanna of Pirate's Swoop with half a point. *audience cheers*
Host:Time for our second question! The question is: What is you and your spouse's song? For this question, only one answer is required from each contestant. Ladies, follow Heidi and Julia backstage. *the women return in a few mintutes* Gentlemen, your turn. *Men return after a couple of minutes*
Host: It's time to reveal just what you know about your spouse!!!
*Jon clears his throat*
Host: Or aquaintance! The question was what is you and your spouse's song? Let's start with Numair this time! *tape plays*
Numair on tape: "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston. *tape ends*
Host: Oh! I love Whitney!!!!!! *bursts into song* IIIIIIIIIIII....WILL ALWAYS LOO-OOOVE YOOOOOUUUU-OO-OO....WI---- *suddenly looks around and blushes crimson* Hmmmm..uh..just jokin' around with you....
*contestants stare at each other, bewildered*
Alanna: Ha, ha.
Host: Moving along.....Daine said:*tape plays*
Daine on tape: Uhh, that Dionne Warwick song,,oh, no it was that lady who's her niece or something. Ummm.....haven't the slightest! "Cleaning out my closet" by Eminem. I dunno.....*tape ends*
Host: Ohhh! No points there!!!
Numair: Whitney Houston is Dionne Warwick's niece! And who's Eminem?!?!
Daine: *shakes her head slowly* Ommigod Numi.
Numaire: WHAT?
Neal: You don't know Eminem?? Man...*pulls bandana out of his pocket and puts it on* HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HATED OR DISCRIMINATED AGAINST?
Yuki: Shut up Neal!
Neal: WELL I HAVE....
Yuki: NEALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal: *stops* sorry.
Host: You know Neal, you just gave me an idea. Excuse me for a moment. *walks off and returns 5 minutes later*
Alanna: What's going on?
Host: I've just talked to the producers and reviewed all of the video tapes and we're going to have a special round!
Jon: What's that supposed to mean????
Host: All of the husbands will get to perform the song they thought was "their song". *audience cheers*
*The wives begin to laugh as the husbands look shocked*
Host: Now I'll quickly go over your answers. Neal said "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias, as did Yukimi. Jon said "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mud. And Delia said "I dunno, I hate him!" Is that a song?
Delia: *looks at host prettily and bats eyelashes* Oh, I meant "She Hates Me". I must have gotten confused, hon. Sorry. *smirks at Jon, who now must perform as a punk rocker and looks as though he's going to faint.*
Host: *blushes* Ok, that's all right then! George said "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley, and--
Alanna: WHAT???? *George shrugs*
Host: And Alanna said "Beautiful Day* by U2.
Numair: "You too" what?
Host: Never mind. Dom said "Work It" by Missy Elliot.
Kel: *Falls over laughing*
Dom: What? I was thinking we could dance to it at the wedding....Wait...didn't you say that too?
Kel: *gasps for air* I'm gonna have a hernia!!!!!!! *rolls over and falls of the stage*
Host: And finally, Kel said "Born To make You Happy" by Britney Spears. Now, guys you will have ten minutes to go backstage and rehearse your performances. You will get three bonus points for completing the song in front of our studio audience. First, the standings are: Jon and Delia with 3 points; Neal and Yuki with 2 points; Numair and Daine and Dom and Kel with one point each; and George and Alanna with half of a point. We'll be right back after the break!
*audience applauds and the show leaves to a commercial for toilet bowl cleaner*
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Won't this be fun!!!!!!!! Jon's a punk rocker, Numair's a diva, and Dom's a black hip hop artist who dresses in skimpy clothes! Can't wait for chapter 3!
NOTE: To whom it may concern, Jon and Delia AREN'T together! I'm not an insane maniac, so they're not in love, they're not married, DON'T WORRY! They hate each other. Thayet simply couldn't show up, and the show made a bad choice for her replacement.
NOTE: The title of this was supposed to be "The Newlywed Game", but a friend made a mistake, so don't go getting hyper on me if you noticed the title was wrong (or is now different).
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*(getting tired...)~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Host: We're back with The Newlywed Game! *audience cheers* *contestants wave*
Host: Our current standings are: first place-Jonathan and Delia of Conte with 2 points; second place-a tie between
Domitan and Kel of Masbolle, Nealan and Yukimi of Queenscove, and Numair and Veralidaine Salmalin, all with 1 point; and third place- George and Alanna of Pirate's Swoop with half a point. *audience cheers*
Host:Time for our second question! The question is: What is you and your spouse's song? For this question, only one answer is required from each contestant. Ladies, follow Heidi and Julia backstage. *the women return in a few mintutes* Gentlemen, your turn. *Men return after a couple of minutes*
Host: It's time to reveal just what you know about your spouse!!!
*Jon clears his throat*
Host: Or aquaintance! The question was what is you and your spouse's song? Let's start with Numair this time! *tape plays*
Numair on tape: "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston. *tape ends*
Host: Oh! I love Whitney!!!!!! *bursts into song* IIIIIIIIIIII....WILL ALWAYS LOO-OOOVE YOOOOOUUUU-OO-OO....WI---- *suddenly looks around and blushes crimson* Hmmmm..uh..just jokin' around with you....
*contestants stare at each other, bewildered*
Alanna: Ha, ha.
Host: Moving along.....Daine said:*tape plays*
Daine on tape: Uhh, that Dionne Warwick song,,oh, no it was that lady who's her niece or something. Ummm.....haven't the slightest! "Cleaning out my closet" by Eminem. I dunno.....*tape ends*
Host: Ohhh! No points there!!!
Numair: Whitney Houston is Dionne Warwick's niece! And who's Eminem?!?!
Daine: *shakes her head slowly* Ommigod Numi.
Numaire: WHAT?
Neal: You don't know Eminem?? Man...*pulls bandana out of his pocket and puts it on* HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HATED OR DISCRIMINATED AGAINST?
Yuki: Shut up Neal!
Neal: WELL I HAVE....
Yuki: NEALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neal: *stops* sorry.
Host: You know Neal, you just gave me an idea. Excuse me for a moment. *walks off and returns 5 minutes later*
Alanna: What's going on?
Host: I've just talked to the producers and reviewed all of the video tapes and we're going to have a special round!
Jon: What's that supposed to mean????
Host: All of the husbands will get to perform the song they thought was "their song". *audience cheers*
*The wives begin to laugh as the husbands look shocked*
Host: Now I'll quickly go over your answers. Neal said "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias, as did Yukimi. Jon said "She Hates Me" by Puddle of Mud. And Delia said "I dunno, I hate him!" Is that a song?
Delia: *looks at host prettily and bats eyelashes* Oh, I meant "She Hates Me". I must have gotten confused, hon. Sorry. *smirks at Jon, who now must perform as a punk rocker and looks as though he's going to faint.*
Host: *blushes* Ok, that's all right then! George said "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley, and--
Alanna: WHAT???? *George shrugs*
Host: And Alanna said "Beautiful Day* by U2.
Numair: "You too" what?
Host: Never mind. Dom said "Work It" by Missy Elliot.
Kel: *Falls over laughing*
Dom: What? I was thinking we could dance to it at the wedding....Wait...didn't you say that too?
Kel: *gasps for air* I'm gonna have a hernia!!!!!!! *rolls over and falls of the stage*
Host: And finally, Kel said "Born To make You Happy" by Britney Spears. Now, guys you will have ten minutes to go backstage and rehearse your performances. You will get three bonus points for completing the song in front of our studio audience. First, the standings are: Jon and Delia with 3 points; Neal and Yuki with 2 points; Numair and Daine and Dom and Kel with one point each; and George and Alanna with half of a point. We'll be right back after the break!
*audience applauds and the show leaves to a commercial for toilet bowl cleaner*
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Won't this be fun!!!!!!!! Jon's a punk rocker, Numair's a diva, and Dom's a black hip hop artist who dresses in skimpy clothes! Can't wait for chapter 3!