Hey everyone! I'm finally back!!!! (It's only been half a year!) This chapter, I repeat, this chapter will NOT be boring,
even though it's just people singing!!!!! SO R/R!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
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Host: Hey everyone! We're back again on the Newlywed Game!
*audience cheers, contestants wave, etc., etc.*
Host: It's now time for our special singing round where these beautiful ladies' *he looks at Delia* husbands will be performing some EXCITING songs! Over the break Numair decided against participating in this special round.
Alanna: Girl!
Host: First up is the one, the only, NEAL!!!
*sappy, crappy Hero music begins to play (sorry Enrigay, I mean, Enrique fans)*
Neal: *enters wearing feminine looking blousey shirt and Jewish-looking toque*
*begins to croon the lyrics even WORSE than Enrique*
Would you dance
if I asked you to dance?
Would you run
and never look back?
Would you cry
if you saw me cry?
And would you save my soul, tonight?
Would you tremble
if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die
for the one you loved?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
Alanna: A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Neal: SHUT UP!!!!!!! *continues singing in much the same wimpy way for the rest of the song until finally:*
I can be your hero.
Yuki: *wipes away tears* That was beautiful!
Host: Wasn't it?
Alanna: No. *Yuki glares at her*
Host: Okay, you got your three points Neal & Yuki. Next is loud, the bad: JON!!!!
Jon: *enters wearing an old t-shirt, baggy jeans, with his hair in a mohawk*
*begins slowly say the words, as though he's in pain*
Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued
in a trap trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
She f-MUST I SAY THAT VULGAR WORD??????
*Host is too busy staring at Delia to notice.*
Alanna: You're such a GIRL Jon!
Jon: YOU of all people should know how man I am Alanna!
Audience: OOOOH!
Alanna: Oh shut up, ya idiots! No, Jon, maybe DELIA'S the one who should know how man you are!
Jon: *gasps* Did you here that Delia???
Delia: I don't get it.....hmm....I wonder if they have a nail file in this place?
George: *runs on from backstage, starts yelling at Jon* Don't talk to my girl that way PUNK!
Host: Okay break it up! Are you going to finish the song Jon!
Jon: Yah, and I'm gonna finish it like a MAN!
She fu-friggin'- hates me
trust
she friggin' hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away
*finishes song, managing not to swear by changing "vulgar" words into poo and frig*
Host: All right, you got your points too. Third we have George performing hound dog.
*George enters and begins to wiggle his hips. He's wearing leather pants, has his hair slicked over to one side, and has side burns drawn on in magic marker.*
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.
When they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
You ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.
*the whole time his legs are twitching oddly, and Alanna is rolling around on the ground*
Host: Wow George, that was great! Now, our final performer of the night, DOM! (Or should I say Miss Domimite?)
Dom: *sticks his head out from backstage* Do I have to do it?
Kel: C'mon, get us our points!
Dom: Okay! It isn't a pretty sight though. *steps out and the audience roars with laughter: he's wearing a skimpy girls track suit; a black, curly wig; and lip stick.*
Alanna: You got a sexy one there Kel. *smirks*
Dom: DO YOU THINK THIS ISN'T HARD ENOUGH? *music beins to play*
*he begins to rap*
DJ, please pick up your phone
I'm on the request line
This is a Missy Elliott one-time exclusive (Come on)
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrver dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I
Ti esrver dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I (author's note: I HOPE that's right! If it isn't don't weird out on me, just tell me in your review!)
*He finishes the song perfectly , but I'm not putting down the rest of the lyrics: I'd have to rate this fic R*
Audience/contestants: *cheering & applauding, on their feet*
Host: Wow! That was great Dom! That brings us to the end of our bonus round and it appears that most of our male contestants are secure enough in their manhood-
Alanna: *looks at Dom* Or womanhood.
host: -to sing in front of a live audience. The bonus round closes with Jon and Delia still in the lead with 6, Neal and Yuki close behind with 5, Dom and Kel with 4, Alanna and George with 3 and a half, and Numair and Daine in last with 1. We'll be back after the break!
even though it's just people singing!!!!! SO R/R!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
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Host: Hey everyone! We're back again on the Newlywed Game!
*audience cheers, contestants wave, etc., etc.*
Host: It's now time for our special singing round where these beautiful ladies' *he looks at Delia* husbands will be performing some EXCITING songs! Over the break Numair decided against participating in this special round.
Alanna: Girl!
Host: First up is the one, the only, NEAL!!!
*sappy, crappy Hero music begins to play (sorry Enrigay, I mean, Enrique fans)*
Neal: *enters wearing feminine looking blousey shirt and Jewish-looking toque*
*begins to croon the lyrics even WORSE than Enrique*
Would you dance
if I asked you to dance?
Would you run
and never look back?
Would you cry
if you saw me cry?
And would you save my soul, tonight?
Would you tremble
if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die
for the one you loved?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.
Alanna: A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Neal: SHUT UP!!!!!!! *continues singing in much the same wimpy way for the rest of the song until finally:*
I can be your hero.
Yuki: *wipes away tears* That was beautiful!
Host: Wasn't it?
Alanna: No. *Yuki glares at her*
Host: Okay, you got your three points Neal & Yuki. Next is loud, the bad: JON!!!!
Jon: *enters wearing an old t-shirt, baggy jeans, with his hair in a mohawk*
*begins slowly say the words, as though he's in pain*
Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued
in a trap trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
She f-MUST I SAY THAT VULGAR WORD??????
*Host is too busy staring at Delia to notice.*
Alanna: You're such a GIRL Jon!
Jon: YOU of all people should know how man I am Alanna!
Audience: OOOOH!
Alanna: Oh shut up, ya idiots! No, Jon, maybe DELIA'S the one who should know how man you are!
Jon: *gasps* Did you here that Delia???
Delia: I don't get it.....hmm....I wonder if they have a nail file in this place?
George: *runs on from backstage, starts yelling at Jon* Don't talk to my girl that way PUNK!
Host: Okay break it up! Are you going to finish the song Jon!
Jon: Yah, and I'm gonna finish it like a MAN!
She fu-friggin'- hates me
trust
she friggin' hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away
*finishes song, managing not to swear by changing "vulgar" words into poo and frig*
Host: All right, you got your points too. Third we have George performing hound dog.
*George enters and begins to wiggle his hips. He's wearing leather pants, has his hair slicked over to one side, and has side burns drawn on in magic marker.*
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
cryin' all the time.
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.
When they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was high classed,
well, that was just a lie.
You ain't never caught a rabbit
and you ain't no friend of mine.
*the whole time his legs are twitching oddly, and Alanna is rolling around on the ground*
Host: Wow George, that was great! Now, our final performer of the night, DOM! (Or should I say Miss Domimite?)
Dom: *sticks his head out from backstage* Do I have to do it?
Kel: C'mon, get us our points!
Dom: Okay! It isn't a pretty sight though. *steps out and the audience roars with laughter: he's wearing a skimpy girls track suit; a black, curly wig; and lip stick.*
Alanna: You got a sexy one there Kel. *smirks*
Dom: DO YOU THINK THIS ISN'T HARD ENOUGH? *music beins to play*
*he begins to rap*
DJ, please pick up your phone
I'm on the request line
This is a Missy Elliott one-time exclusive (Come on)
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
Ti esrver dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I
Ti esrver dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup I (author's note: I HOPE that's right! If it isn't don't weird out on me, just tell me in your review!)
*He finishes the song perfectly , but I'm not putting down the rest of the lyrics: I'd have to rate this fic R*
Audience/contestants: *cheering & applauding, on their feet*
Host: Wow! That was great Dom! That brings us to the end of our bonus round and it appears that most of our male contestants are secure enough in their manhood-
Alanna: *looks at Dom* Or womanhood.
host: -to sing in front of a live audience. The bonus round closes with Jon and Delia still in the lead with 6, Neal and Yuki close behind with 5, Dom and Kel with 4, Alanna and George with 3 and a half, and Numair and Daine in last with 1. We'll be back after the break!