ANTI-DEPRESSANT FUNNESS!!!
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: *blinks* I own.nothing.
Btw~ Again, thank you for the reviews! You know who you are.
A LITTLE NOTE: In the previous chapter.some of you [reviewers] didn't know what Viagra was.so I resolved that I must explain it.I am afraid to type this.
*shudders*
Here goes.I'm only typing this ONCE!
Viagra: these pills usually come in a 6-pills pack.Viagra.helps.-older- people.get.more.....invigorated, I guess you could say.err.more invigorated to do.*shudders*..*cough*.certain.things.that.I.refuse.to.type.
MOVING ON...*cough*
******************************************************** [Fellowship in an open field near the open field in the previous chapter which was somewhere near Rivendell. Therefore allowing us to assume they STILL didn't get very far yet.]
"AUGGGHHH!! BADBADBAD MENTAL IMAGE!! EWWW!!" the Fellowship (minus Gandalf) ran around in circles (or rather ellipses.whatever) to the open field near the open field in the previous chapter somewhere near Rivendell. They were still screaming. Gandalf had to find SOME way to stop them, so they could continue on their hopeless journey.
"THE BOX WASN'T MINE!!" He yelled. To no avail.
"FINE! I -AM- ON VIAGRA!!! HAPPY??" He tried again. Which only made the rest of the Fellowship scream even louder.
"*sigh* I'M TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES IF YOU DON'T STOP SCREAMING!" That stopped the rest of the Fellowship, as if you pressed a pause button.
(Ooo.let's try that.*play*.Pippin picks his nose.*pause*.interesting.*play*.Aragorn gets ready to sit on the grass.*pause*.eww..what a nasty position.*play*.let's just continue on, shall we?.we can play with the pause button later.)
"We must keep moving!" Gandalf waved his wooden magical staff in the air.
"Oh! And WHAT have I been saying in the past few HOURS?" Legolas scoffed, angry by the fact that the obvious was stated and listened to AFTER he had said it first.
"What?" Pippin didn't note the -little- hint of sarcasm in Legolas's voice.
"Pip? Let's go.have a talk." Merry dragged Pippin away from a fuming Legolas.who had a bow and a whole quiver of sharp, shiny, pointy arrows.
"A talk? About what? I don't get it."
*cue for rolling of all eyes*
"I'm tired.can we rest?" Aragorn was stretched out on the grass.
"." Gimli said oh-so-talkatively.
"We only walked half a mile!!!" Gandalf prodded Aragorn with his wooden magical staff. Suddenly.Aragorn's clothes had.yellow polka dots all over it.
"...HAHAA!!!!!!!" Legolas turned around and pointed at Aragorn, rolling on the ground in fits of laughter.
"Huh? What?..AHHHH!! ARAGORN! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?" Merry yelled, waving his arms wildly (for no particular reason).
"Heehee!! You know, if you turn your head THIS way.the yellow dots kinda look like deformed rubber ducky splotches.but if you turn your head THIS way, they just look like mountain goats." Pippin squinted, turning his head this way and that.
"WHAT are you all staring at?? Do I have a grass stain? Did my sword fall off? Did I- ACK!!" Aragorn looked down at his brand new re-designed outfit.
"AH-HAHAHAHA! HAHA! King *gasp* of *gasp* Gondor *gasp* in *gasp* POLKA *gasp* DOTS! *gasp*" Boromir was hyperventilating from laughing too much.
"Here! Have a." Gandalf was going to give him a paper bag, but he didn't have one. Gandalf handed Boromir the plastic baggy instead. Boromir breathed laboriously, inhaling a few momentarily-forgotten Prozac pills.
"Haaaappppy meeeee..." Boromir sighed in happiness.then passed out. "*gasp* Look! Boromir passed out!" Pippin pointed out the obvious.as was his wont.
"BWAHAHA!!" Legolas was still laughing over Aragorn's polka dots. Gandalf and Aragorn were arguing over the polka dots. No one paid any attention to the knocked-out Boromir. He wasn't that important anyway.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?" Aragorn tried to rub off the horrifyingly- bright yellow polka dots that seemed to have imbedded themselves into his clothing and wouldn't come off.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS THE STAFF, I TELL YOU! IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN!" Gandalf slapped the wooden magical staff, "BAD STAFF!"
"WELL, MAKE IT TAKE THE POLKA DOTS OFF!"
"I CAN'T UNLESS IT WANTS TO!"
"WELL, I SAID -MAKE- IT!"
"I'M SORRY, OK? THE STAFF SAYS THAT HE THINKS ITS FUNNY AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TAKE THEM OFF UNTIL HE FEELS LIKE IT!"
"Your staff.talks?" Aragorn momentarily forgot about the polka dots and made a face like this: O_o
"Yeah.so?" Gandalf said as if all staffs were "born" to talk on their own.
"Gandalf.it's a STAFF."
"I KNOW IT'S A STAFF!! So??" Gandalf was getting pretty irritated.
"A STAFF.."
"GODDAMNIT, I KNOW IT'S A STAFF! WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"
"Hahahahahaa!! POLKA DOTS!! Whahahahahaha!!" Legolas was weirdly still laughing about Aragorn's polka dots.
(Ooo.let's try the pause button again.*pause*.Legolas's mouth is open.ooo.what can we see.ahh.residue of a.pork chop.eww.and a.*gasp*.a CAVITY!.we better play.*play*.Frodo's STILL rocking back and forth and mumbling to himself.*pause*.ooo.lookee! He's balanced perfectly on the corner of his butt.ach! Never mind. Let's just continue playing.*play*)
Boromir is still out cold.
"I WILL SURVIVE!!" Boromir sang, shaking his hips back and forth to the "I Will Survive" (or whatever that title was of that one old "surviving" song) song.
Never mind.
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: *blinks* I own.nothing.
Btw~ Again, thank you for the reviews! You know who you are.
A LITTLE NOTE: In the previous chapter.some of you [reviewers] didn't know what Viagra was.so I resolved that I must explain it.I am afraid to type this.
*shudders*
Here goes.I'm only typing this ONCE!
Viagra: these pills usually come in a 6-pills pack.Viagra.helps.-older- people.get.more.....invigorated, I guess you could say.err.more invigorated to do.*shudders*..*cough*.certain.things.that.I.refuse.to.type.
MOVING ON...*cough*
******************************************************** [Fellowship in an open field near the open field in the previous chapter which was somewhere near Rivendell. Therefore allowing us to assume they STILL didn't get very far yet.]
"AUGGGHHH!! BADBADBAD MENTAL IMAGE!! EWWW!!" the Fellowship (minus Gandalf) ran around in circles (or rather ellipses.whatever) to the open field near the open field in the previous chapter somewhere near Rivendell. They were still screaming. Gandalf had to find SOME way to stop them, so they could continue on their hopeless journey.
"THE BOX WASN'T MINE!!" He yelled. To no avail.
"FINE! I -AM- ON VIAGRA!!! HAPPY??" He tried again. Which only made the rest of the Fellowship scream even louder.
"*sigh* I'M TAKING OFF MY CLOTHES IF YOU DON'T STOP SCREAMING!" That stopped the rest of the Fellowship, as if you pressed a pause button.
(Ooo.let's try that.*play*.Pippin picks his nose.*pause*.interesting.*play*.Aragorn gets ready to sit on the grass.*pause*.eww..what a nasty position.*play*.let's just continue on, shall we?.we can play with the pause button later.)
"We must keep moving!" Gandalf waved his wooden magical staff in the air.
"Oh! And WHAT have I been saying in the past few HOURS?" Legolas scoffed, angry by the fact that the obvious was stated and listened to AFTER he had said it first.
"What?" Pippin didn't note the -little- hint of sarcasm in Legolas's voice.
"Pip? Let's go.have a talk." Merry dragged Pippin away from a fuming Legolas.who had a bow and a whole quiver of sharp, shiny, pointy arrows.
"A talk? About what? I don't get it."
*cue for rolling of all eyes*
"I'm tired.can we rest?" Aragorn was stretched out on the grass.
"." Gimli said oh-so-talkatively.
"We only walked half a mile!!!" Gandalf prodded Aragorn with his wooden magical staff. Suddenly.Aragorn's clothes had.yellow polka dots all over it.
"...HAHAA!!!!!!!" Legolas turned around and pointed at Aragorn, rolling on the ground in fits of laughter.
"Huh? What?..AHHHH!! ARAGORN! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?" Merry yelled, waving his arms wildly (for no particular reason).
"Heehee!! You know, if you turn your head THIS way.the yellow dots kinda look like deformed rubber ducky splotches.but if you turn your head THIS way, they just look like mountain goats." Pippin squinted, turning his head this way and that.
"WHAT are you all staring at?? Do I have a grass stain? Did my sword fall off? Did I- ACK!!" Aragorn looked down at his brand new re-designed outfit.
"AH-HAHAHAHA! HAHA! King *gasp* of *gasp* Gondor *gasp* in *gasp* POLKA *gasp* DOTS! *gasp*" Boromir was hyperventilating from laughing too much.
"Here! Have a." Gandalf was going to give him a paper bag, but he didn't have one. Gandalf handed Boromir the plastic baggy instead. Boromir breathed laboriously, inhaling a few momentarily-forgotten Prozac pills.
"Haaaappppy meeeee..." Boromir sighed in happiness.then passed out. "*gasp* Look! Boromir passed out!" Pippin pointed out the obvious.as was his wont.
"BWAHAHA!!" Legolas was still laughing over Aragorn's polka dots. Gandalf and Aragorn were arguing over the polka dots. No one paid any attention to the knocked-out Boromir. He wasn't that important anyway.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?" Aragorn tried to rub off the horrifyingly- bright yellow polka dots that seemed to have imbedded themselves into his clothing and wouldn't come off.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS THE STAFF, I TELL YOU! IT HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN!" Gandalf slapped the wooden magical staff, "BAD STAFF!"
"WELL, MAKE IT TAKE THE POLKA DOTS OFF!"
"I CAN'T UNLESS IT WANTS TO!"
"WELL, I SAID -MAKE- IT!"
"I'M SORRY, OK? THE STAFF SAYS THAT HE THINKS ITS FUNNY AND HE'S NOT GOING TO TAKE THEM OFF UNTIL HE FEELS LIKE IT!"
"Your staff.talks?" Aragorn momentarily forgot about the polka dots and made a face like this: O_o
"Yeah.so?" Gandalf said as if all staffs were "born" to talk on their own.
"Gandalf.it's a STAFF."
"I KNOW IT'S A STAFF!! So??" Gandalf was getting pretty irritated.
"A STAFF.."
"GODDAMNIT, I KNOW IT'S A STAFF! WHAT'S YOUR POINT?"
"Hahahahahaa!! POLKA DOTS!! Whahahahahaha!!" Legolas was weirdly still laughing about Aragorn's polka dots.
(Ooo.let's try the pause button again.*pause*.Legolas's mouth is open.ooo.what can we see.ahh.residue of a.pork chop.eww.and a.*gasp*.a CAVITY!.we better play.*play*.Frodo's STILL rocking back and forth and mumbling to himself.*pause*.ooo.lookee! He's balanced perfectly on the corner of his butt.ach! Never mind. Let's just continue playing.*play*)
Boromir is still out cold.
"I WILL SURVIVE!!" Boromir sang, shaking his hips back and forth to the "I Will Survive" (or whatever that title was of that one old "surviving" song) song.
Never mind.