ANTI-DEPRESSANT FUNNESS!!!
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: I own.my stuffed frog.my alarm clocks.my pillows.my bed.my Legolas poster.*rambles on for 20 minutes or so*.but.*sob*.not LOTR.
Btw~ Wow! More reviews that I expected! I thank all you reviewers! You know who you are.
Hee! I'm eating yummy Italian bread, which tastes kinda funny.but still good! And I have no idea why I'm telling you this.
******************************************************** [Fellowship in.another open field! Again! (Will the open fields never end?.)]
"AHHHH!! EVERYONE FREEZE!" Legolas yelled so that his voice seemed to echo off of the four corners of the world. (oooo.)
"What?! What?! What's going on?!" Pippin froze in mid-step and looked around wildly.expecting a rabid squirrel of some sort.
"Thank you for saying 'HELLO! WE'RE THE FELLOWSHIP! WE'RE RIGHT HEERRREE!'." Aragorn (now renamed Aragorn the Polka Dotted) rolled his eyes.
"MY TWEEZER! IT'S GONE!" Legolas demanded that everyone empty out their packs.
"Nope! I don't have it! Oh, lookee! Merry, lookee! I found him! I found BOOBOO!" Pippin hugged his now-found teddy bear from long long long ago, which somehow magically appeared in his pack.
"Don't have it either, Legs! Booboo?.Hey! That looks like MY teddy bear! That looks like Poopoo!" Merry cried.
"Poopoo?." Legolas momentarily forgot about his tweezers and made a face like this: Oo;;
"Well, he WAS brown." Merry explained, shifting his feet.
"EWW!!" Legolas crinkled his nose (ooo.*crinklecrinkle*.) and proceeded to move down the line to inspect everyone else's packs. Finally, everyone but Aragorn was inspected and found to be not guilty.
"AHA! SO IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT ARAGORN? ISN'T IT??!!" Legolas somehow became temporarily a little cuckoo.
"No! I DIDN'T steal your tweezers!!! Why would I???"
"LOOK at your eyebrows!!! Why WOULDN'T you want it!!! I KNOW YOU STOLE IT! ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO YOU!"
"Legolas.calm down.it's just a tweezer.when we get to Lothlorien, you can get a BRAND NEW tweezer." Aragorn tried to reassure Legolas.
"Ohh!!! Aragorn, THANK YOU!"
"You're welcome.?"
"Nonono! Not because you stole my tweezer but you reminded me of "that time of the month"! Thank you! I nearly forgot! I think I brought all the necessities along." Legolas joyously danced around.
"Uhh. "THAT time of the month", Legolas?.We didn't know you.were.a." Aragorn blinked furiously. The rest of the Fellowship stared at Legolas, backing away from him VERY slowly.
"Elf? Well, DUH! See these pointy ears? Yes! DUH! "That time of the month"? You should know what that is, Aragorn! You've been around Arwen long enough!" Legolas put his hands on his hips.
"Yeah.see.unfortunately.I DO know what..that.means.ehh.Legolas? Aren't you.?" Aragorn tried to motion out the rest without saying anything.
"An Elf? YES, I'M AN ELF! Jeezus, Aragorn! EVERYBODY says that I'm too old! I'm NOT too old!" Legolas ranted.
"Old?..I was thinking more like." Again, Aragorn tried to motion things out with his hands. It didn't work too well.
"*sigh* You're not making sense Aragorn! Just say it!" Legolas gave an impatient sigh.
"You're a.a.a GUY, Legolas."
"Yeah? So?"
*cue for O_O;;;; faces among everyone*
"Did you hear me? A GUY! Guys don't HAVE "that time of the month"!!!!!" Aragorn yelled.
"What do you mean by 'HAVE'? I ATTEND it!" Legolas was confused.
"What??" Aragorn was too.
"What ARE you talking about??"
"What are YOU talking about??"
"That time of the month!!! Did Arwen ever TELL you?? ELROND must've explained it to you once!!"
"AHH!! ELROND HAS IT TOO?? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??" Aragorn (the Polka Dotted.heehee) ran around screaming.as did the rest of the Fellowship. This was a disaster.
"HAVE? ARAGORN, TALK TO ME HERE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!! YOU AND ELROND AND PROBABLY EVERY OTHER MALE ELF HAS GOT IT! AHHH! NEVER AGAIN AM I GOING TO RIVENDELL! GANDALF! CANCEL THE TRIP TO LOTHLORIEN! NEVER AGAIN!.." Aragorn screamed, scaring even the Staff.
"..OO;;;;" the Staff said.
"." said Gimli oh-so-talkatively. (Although I must say that his silence is getting shorter.what an improvement.)
"ARAGORN? ARE YOU OK? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?" Legolas tried to stop Aragorn, who was still running around screaming his arse and everybody else's arse off.
"I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET AWAAAYYYY!!"
"'THAT TIME OF THE MONTH' IS A FESTIVAL BY THE RIVER NIMRODEL IN LOTHLORIEN WHERE ALL ELVES GATHER EVERY MONTH TO WASH THEIR HAIR 72 TIMES IN ONE DAY! THAT'S THE TIME OF THE MONTH!" Legolas screamed.
"What?...wash..hair?..festival?..wha-" Aragorn stopped running around in circles. The rest of the Fellowship blinked furiously and whistled innocent happy tunes. Oh no.THEY couldn't have POSSIBLY thought "that time of the month" was anything but a FESTIVAL.oh no.never.
"Festival?." Aragorn was pretty slow on absorbing things.
"F.E.S.T.I.V.A.L.! DUH! What ELSE did you think it was??" Legolas frowned.
"Uhh.nothing...important.ehhh.." Aragorn blushed so hard that even the yellow polka dots seemed white..(how is that possible? I don't know.)
"Well, next time, LISTEN to me, ok??? Jeezus, I can't BELIEVE that you didn't know what 'that time of the month' was..tch!" Legolas stalked away, ready to eat some food.
And the rest of the Fellowship?
They made a face like this: -_-;;;;
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: I own.my stuffed frog.my alarm clocks.my pillows.my bed.my Legolas poster.*rambles on for 20 minutes or so*.but.*sob*.not LOTR.
Btw~ Wow! More reviews that I expected! I thank all you reviewers! You know who you are.
Hee! I'm eating yummy Italian bread, which tastes kinda funny.but still good! And I have no idea why I'm telling you this.
******************************************************** [Fellowship in.another open field! Again! (Will the open fields never end?.)]
"AHHHH!! EVERYONE FREEZE!" Legolas yelled so that his voice seemed to echo off of the four corners of the world. (oooo.)
"What?! What?! What's going on?!" Pippin froze in mid-step and looked around wildly.expecting a rabid squirrel of some sort.
"Thank you for saying 'HELLO! WE'RE THE FELLOWSHIP! WE'RE RIGHT HEERRREE!'." Aragorn (now renamed Aragorn the Polka Dotted) rolled his eyes.
"MY TWEEZER! IT'S GONE!" Legolas demanded that everyone empty out their packs.
"Nope! I don't have it! Oh, lookee! Merry, lookee! I found him! I found BOOBOO!" Pippin hugged his now-found teddy bear from long long long ago, which somehow magically appeared in his pack.
"Don't have it either, Legs! Booboo?.Hey! That looks like MY teddy bear! That looks like Poopoo!" Merry cried.
"Poopoo?." Legolas momentarily forgot about his tweezers and made a face like this: Oo;;
"Well, he WAS brown." Merry explained, shifting his feet.
"EWW!!" Legolas crinkled his nose (ooo.*crinklecrinkle*.) and proceeded to move down the line to inspect everyone else's packs. Finally, everyone but Aragorn was inspected and found to be not guilty.
"AHA! SO IT'S YOU, ISN'T IT ARAGORN? ISN'T IT??!!" Legolas somehow became temporarily a little cuckoo.
"No! I DIDN'T steal your tweezers!!! Why would I???"
"LOOK at your eyebrows!!! Why WOULDN'T you want it!!! I KNOW YOU STOLE IT! ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO YOU!"
"Legolas.calm down.it's just a tweezer.when we get to Lothlorien, you can get a BRAND NEW tweezer." Aragorn tried to reassure Legolas.
"Ohh!!! Aragorn, THANK YOU!"
"You're welcome.?"
"Nonono! Not because you stole my tweezer but you reminded me of "that time of the month"! Thank you! I nearly forgot! I think I brought all the necessities along." Legolas joyously danced around.
"Uhh. "THAT time of the month", Legolas?.We didn't know you.were.a." Aragorn blinked furiously. The rest of the Fellowship stared at Legolas, backing away from him VERY slowly.
"Elf? Well, DUH! See these pointy ears? Yes! DUH! "That time of the month"? You should know what that is, Aragorn! You've been around Arwen long enough!" Legolas put his hands on his hips.
"Yeah.see.unfortunately.I DO know what..that.means.ehh.Legolas? Aren't you.?" Aragorn tried to motion out the rest without saying anything.
"An Elf? YES, I'M AN ELF! Jeezus, Aragorn! EVERYBODY says that I'm too old! I'm NOT too old!" Legolas ranted.
"Old?..I was thinking more like." Again, Aragorn tried to motion things out with his hands. It didn't work too well.
"*sigh* You're not making sense Aragorn! Just say it!" Legolas gave an impatient sigh.
"You're a.a.a GUY, Legolas."
"Yeah? So?"
*cue for O_O;;;; faces among everyone*
"Did you hear me? A GUY! Guys don't HAVE "that time of the month"!!!!!" Aragorn yelled.
"What do you mean by 'HAVE'? I ATTEND it!" Legolas was confused.
"What??" Aragorn was too.
"What ARE you talking about??"
"What are YOU talking about??"
"That time of the month!!! Did Arwen ever TELL you?? ELROND must've explained it to you once!!"
"AHH!! ELROND HAS IT TOO?? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??" Aragorn (the Polka Dotted.heehee) ran around screaming.as did the rest of the Fellowship. This was a disaster.
"HAVE? ARAGORN, TALK TO ME HERE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"
"THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!! YOU AND ELROND AND PROBABLY EVERY OTHER MALE ELF HAS GOT IT! AHHH! NEVER AGAIN AM I GOING TO RIVENDELL! GANDALF! CANCEL THE TRIP TO LOTHLORIEN! NEVER AGAIN!.." Aragorn screamed, scaring even the Staff.
"..OO;;;;" the Staff said.
"." said Gimli oh-so-talkatively. (Although I must say that his silence is getting shorter.what an improvement.)
"ARAGORN? ARE YOU OK? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?" Legolas tried to stop Aragorn, who was still running around screaming his arse and everybody else's arse off.
"I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! LEAVE ME ALONE! GET AWAAAYYYY!!"
"'THAT TIME OF THE MONTH' IS A FESTIVAL BY THE RIVER NIMRODEL IN LOTHLORIEN WHERE ALL ELVES GATHER EVERY MONTH TO WASH THEIR HAIR 72 TIMES IN ONE DAY! THAT'S THE TIME OF THE MONTH!" Legolas screamed.
"What?...wash..hair?..festival?..wha-" Aragorn stopped running around in circles. The rest of the Fellowship blinked furiously and whistled innocent happy tunes. Oh no.THEY couldn't have POSSIBLY thought "that time of the month" was anything but a FESTIVAL.oh no.never.
"Festival?." Aragorn was pretty slow on absorbing things.
"F.E.S.T.I.V.A.L.! DUH! What ELSE did you think it was??" Legolas frowned.
"Uhh.nothing...important.ehhh.." Aragorn blushed so hard that even the yellow polka dots seemed white..(how is that possible? I don't know.)
"Well, next time, LISTEN to me, ok??? Jeezus, I can't BELIEVE that you didn't know what 'that time of the month' was..tch!" Legolas stalked away, ready to eat some food.
And the rest of the Fellowship?
They made a face like this: -_-;;;;