ANTI-DEPRESSANT FUNNESS!!!
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own LOTR.duh.
Btw~ Still, thank you for more reviews!!! Ya know who you are.
I interrupted rebordering Africa for history homework to work on this. *glare* You should be happy. Haaappppyyyy..
******************************************************** [Fellowship in.Hollin! Ya know.the place with the rocks.and the birds (this isn't helping, is it?).oh, alright, the flying spy birds of Saruman.]
"You call THIS a resting place?" Pippin frowned at the sharp pointy rocks.
"I think it's better than just sitting in grass," Aragorn said.
"What grass?" Pippin blinked.
"What do you mean, WHAT GRASS? There were KILOMILES of it!" Aragorn sighed.
"I didn't see grass.I saw corn dogs though. Does that count?"
"*groan*" Aragorn is seen slapping his forehead.
"It's a small world after all.." Boromir was sitting on a rock, singing absent-mindedly to himself. The rest of the Fellowship stared at him.
"What?" Boromir said, resuming his singing afterwards.
"*groan*" the rest of the Fellowship groaned (ooo.what a concept.)
"Are there any plug outlets in these rocks? See, I was about to bring my cordless hair dryer but it broke, so I had to bring the one with the cord.anyone find a plug outlet yet?" Legolas brought out his hair dryer because just minutes ago, Pippin tripped and spilled water all over the person in front of him. Which happened to be Legolas. Which was a bad thing. Especially if you "dirtied" his hair. So Pippin got an arrow in his butt.
"*exasperated sigh* THERE ARE NO PLUG OUTLETS HERE! We're on an IMPORTANT JOURNEY, not some salon trip!!" Aragorn grumbled and sat down to polish his butter kni- I mean, Anduril.
"OWOW!!" Pippin just tried to sit down.
"See, everyone? Don't mess with this hair," Legolas pointed to his head, then resumed his fruitless search for a plug outlet. (Why do they call it fruitless? Cuz it's OBVIOUSLY fruit-less.never mind me.continue on!)
"*bitebitebitebitebite*" Gandalf had some weird sense of "foreboding" or so he says (we ALL know he's trying to prevent himself from smoking too much weed.), so he is presently biting his nails.
"Does anyone hear something?." Legolas stood up.
"Nnnnnnope," Merry was cooking food, gulping down extra bacon slices whenever anyone wasn't looking.
"Great. I was interrupted in the middle of my plug outlet search for some weird, pointless noise," Legolas resumed walking in circles, looking for the non-existent plug outlet.
"BIRDS!!!!!!" Gandalf suddenly sprang up from his rock seat.
"No.I'm looking a PLUG OUTLET. I'm glad you finally learned what birds are, but please, not right now." Legolas carelessly waved his hand.
"Fine! Don't listen to me.I'll just warn all of you that they're EVIL birds AFTER they come flying over here, shitting on our heads.in that case, I better hide," Gandalf mumbled to himself.
"AHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE? I ATE BACON!" Merry ran around, screaming at the top of his lungs.
"SHH! Merry! The hole-dwelling evil moles will hear you!" Pippin sat perched on a rock, looking afraid-edly down below him.
"The what??" Merry widened his eyes. Legolas heard the weird noise again. Legolas tried to locate the noise and he ended up.
"Gimli?.was that.you?" Legolas pinched his nose. Gimli shook his head. Suddenly, there was a rumble of weird noises.
"OH GOD!" Everyone pinched their noses. A flock of evil birds came flying closer and closer.
"Eww.I didn't know birds could fart." Sam wrinkled his nose, "Never again will I think the same of those innocent robins that fertilized my lawn,"
Everyone: Oo;; okaaaay.
"Gandalf?.why are you hiding from a flock of birds?.they're just a flock of-" Aragorn said.until a bird pooped on him, "EWW!"
"HI BIRDIES! What are you up to on this fine day?" Pippin yelled, smiling for no apparent reason.
"We are spying on you! Mwahahahhahahah- ooo, bacon!" a bird said. Pippin thought about this for a minute.or two.or five.or twenty.
"Okay!" In the bird's haste to get bacon, he collided into Pippin's head. He (the bird) then fell dead. All the other birds fled to tell Saruman of the "powerful, bird-killing head".
"Oh, hello gentlemen. Did you know that Hyperbola is commonly defined as the locus of points P such that the difference of the distances from P to two fixed points F1, F2 called foci are constant. That is, Abs[ distance[P,F1] - distance[P,F2] ] == 2 a, where a is a constant. The eccentricity is a number that describe the "flatness" of the hyperbola. Let the distance between foci be 2 c, then eccentricity e is defined by e := c/a. 1 e. The larger the eccentricity, the more it resembles two parallel lines. As e approaches 1, the hyperbola around the focus gets shaper. The line passing through foci is the axis of the hyperbola. A line passing through center and perpendicular to the axis is the transverse axis. The vertexes are the intersections of the hyperbola and its axis. A rectangular hyperbola is a hyperbola with eccentricity Sqrt[2]. Its asymptotes are mutually perpendicular. A simple Cartesian equation for rectangular hyperbola is x y == 1. Rectangular hyperbola have the property that when streched along one or both of its asymptotes, the curve remains the same. That is, the curve {t, 1/t n}, {t n, 1/t}, and {t, 1/t} Sqrt[n] are the same curve with various degrees of magnification. And also." Pippin went on and on for another hour or so.
"Uh.Aragorn, did you catch anything after he said 'hello gentlemen'?" Legolas blinked.
"What? No.what's a hy.hy.per.bowl?" Aragorn tried to follow Pippin, failing miserably.
"A hyperbowl?.Maybe it's a special hobbit bowl made just for an overdose of Prozac pills." Legolas shrugged.
"Oooo..that might be it! Wait, he's on.para.bowls now.shhh." Aragorn focused interestedly on Pippin's lecture. I mean, who DOESN'T want to know how to find the focal width of a parabola?
["I do! I do!" a random geek yelled out. *BONK! * There. He's taken care of. Moving on.]
"Pippin?.Have you gone dumber or something? You're not making sense." Merry frowned.
"Maybe it was the BIRD." Gandalf said, sounding suspiciously like he was pointing out the obvious without trying to, but failing.
"Nah." Legolas began searching for a plug outlet again.(How big can Hollin get?! Not very? I thought so.)
"What else??"
"A random explosion of hidden genius that was kept bottled up all these years! Maybe."
"..I think I'll stick with the bird."
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I know I said that this chapter will be better.well, it's not. Sorry!! I'm open to any ideas now since mine kinda ran out.
I don't suppose I'll get many more reviews for this one.but it WOULD be nice if you did.after all, I'm nearly half way to one hundred.*hinthint*
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own LOTR.duh.
Btw~ Still, thank you for more reviews!!! Ya know who you are.
I interrupted rebordering Africa for history homework to work on this. *glare* You should be happy. Haaappppyyyy..
******************************************************** [Fellowship in.Hollin! Ya know.the place with the rocks.and the birds (this isn't helping, is it?).oh, alright, the flying spy birds of Saruman.]
"You call THIS a resting place?" Pippin frowned at the sharp pointy rocks.
"I think it's better than just sitting in grass," Aragorn said.
"What grass?" Pippin blinked.
"What do you mean, WHAT GRASS? There were KILOMILES of it!" Aragorn sighed.
"I didn't see grass.I saw corn dogs though. Does that count?"
"*groan*" Aragorn is seen slapping his forehead.
"It's a small world after all.." Boromir was sitting on a rock, singing absent-mindedly to himself. The rest of the Fellowship stared at him.
"What?" Boromir said, resuming his singing afterwards.
"*groan*" the rest of the Fellowship groaned (ooo.what a concept.)
"Are there any plug outlets in these rocks? See, I was about to bring my cordless hair dryer but it broke, so I had to bring the one with the cord.anyone find a plug outlet yet?" Legolas brought out his hair dryer because just minutes ago, Pippin tripped and spilled water all over the person in front of him. Which happened to be Legolas. Which was a bad thing. Especially if you "dirtied" his hair. So Pippin got an arrow in his butt.
"*exasperated sigh* THERE ARE NO PLUG OUTLETS HERE! We're on an IMPORTANT JOURNEY, not some salon trip!!" Aragorn grumbled and sat down to polish his butter kni- I mean, Anduril.
"OWOW!!" Pippin just tried to sit down.
"See, everyone? Don't mess with this hair," Legolas pointed to his head, then resumed his fruitless search for a plug outlet. (Why do they call it fruitless? Cuz it's OBVIOUSLY fruit-less.never mind me.continue on!)
"*bitebitebitebitebite*" Gandalf had some weird sense of "foreboding" or so he says (we ALL know he's trying to prevent himself from smoking too much weed.), so he is presently biting his nails.
"Does anyone hear something?." Legolas stood up.
"Nnnnnnope," Merry was cooking food, gulping down extra bacon slices whenever anyone wasn't looking.
"Great. I was interrupted in the middle of my plug outlet search for some weird, pointless noise," Legolas resumed walking in circles, looking for the non-existent plug outlet.
"BIRDS!!!!!!" Gandalf suddenly sprang up from his rock seat.
"No.I'm looking a PLUG OUTLET. I'm glad you finally learned what birds are, but please, not right now." Legolas carelessly waved his hand.
"Fine! Don't listen to me.I'll just warn all of you that they're EVIL birds AFTER they come flying over here, shitting on our heads.in that case, I better hide," Gandalf mumbled to himself.
"AHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE? I ATE BACON!" Merry ran around, screaming at the top of his lungs.
"SHH! Merry! The hole-dwelling evil moles will hear you!" Pippin sat perched on a rock, looking afraid-edly down below him.
"The what??" Merry widened his eyes. Legolas heard the weird noise again. Legolas tried to locate the noise and he ended up.
"Gimli?.was that.you?" Legolas pinched his nose. Gimli shook his head. Suddenly, there was a rumble of weird noises.
"OH GOD!" Everyone pinched their noses. A flock of evil birds came flying closer and closer.
"Eww.I didn't know birds could fart." Sam wrinkled his nose, "Never again will I think the same of those innocent robins that fertilized my lawn,"
Everyone: Oo;; okaaaay.
"Gandalf?.why are you hiding from a flock of birds?.they're just a flock of-" Aragorn said.until a bird pooped on him, "EWW!"
"HI BIRDIES! What are you up to on this fine day?" Pippin yelled, smiling for no apparent reason.
"We are spying on you! Mwahahahhahahah- ooo, bacon!" a bird said. Pippin thought about this for a minute.or two.or five.or twenty.
"Okay!" In the bird's haste to get bacon, he collided into Pippin's head. He (the bird) then fell dead. All the other birds fled to tell Saruman of the "powerful, bird-killing head".
"Oh, hello gentlemen. Did you know that Hyperbola is commonly defined as the locus of points P such that the difference of the distances from P to two fixed points F1, F2 called foci are constant. That is, Abs[ distance[P,F1] - distance[P,F2] ] == 2 a, where a is a constant. The eccentricity is a number that describe the "flatness" of the hyperbola. Let the distance between foci be 2 c, then eccentricity e is defined by e := c/a. 1 e. The larger the eccentricity, the more it resembles two parallel lines. As e approaches 1, the hyperbola around the focus gets shaper. The line passing through foci is the axis of the hyperbola. A line passing through center and perpendicular to the axis is the transverse axis. The vertexes are the intersections of the hyperbola and its axis. A rectangular hyperbola is a hyperbola with eccentricity Sqrt[2]. Its asymptotes are mutually perpendicular. A simple Cartesian equation for rectangular hyperbola is x y == 1. Rectangular hyperbola have the property that when streched along one or both of its asymptotes, the curve remains the same. That is, the curve {t, 1/t n}, {t n, 1/t}, and {t, 1/t} Sqrt[n] are the same curve with various degrees of magnification. And also." Pippin went on and on for another hour or so.
"Uh.Aragorn, did you catch anything after he said 'hello gentlemen'?" Legolas blinked.
"What? No.what's a hy.hy.per.bowl?" Aragorn tried to follow Pippin, failing miserably.
"A hyperbowl?.Maybe it's a special hobbit bowl made just for an overdose of Prozac pills." Legolas shrugged.
"Oooo..that might be it! Wait, he's on.para.bowls now.shhh." Aragorn focused interestedly on Pippin's lecture. I mean, who DOESN'T want to know how to find the focal width of a parabola?
["I do! I do!" a random geek yelled out. *BONK! * There. He's taken care of. Moving on.]
"Pippin?.Have you gone dumber or something? You're not making sense." Merry frowned.
"Maybe it was the BIRD." Gandalf said, sounding suspiciously like he was pointing out the obvious without trying to, but failing.
"Nah." Legolas began searching for a plug outlet again.(How big can Hollin get?! Not very? I thought so.)
"What else??"
"A random explosion of hidden genius that was kept bottled up all these years! Maybe."
"..I think I'll stick with the bird."
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I know I said that this chapter will be better.well, it's not. Sorry!! I'm open to any ideas now since mine kinda ran out.
I don't suppose I'll get many more reviews for this one.but it WOULD be nice if you did.after all, I'm nearly half way to one hundred.*hinthint*