ANTI-DEPRESSANT FUNNESS!!!
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: I own nothing!.well, some things. Like my story.
Btw~ Wheee! Over 100! ^________^ I absolutely adore my reviewers!
Reviewer #something: That's it. I'm not reviewing anymore. She's calling me ADORABLE. How degrading is that?
Reviewer #something2: Very. So very. *shudders*
******************************************************** Alas, the Fellowship is breaking up. Somewhat anyway. And so, since the Fellowship of the Ring has ended and The Two Towers is beginning, I shall present to you, the ADF ACADEMY AWARDS!
*the lone clapping of my stuffed frog*
*ahem* Proceeding. Lights, people, LIGHTS!
*lights dim*
*curtains open*
*nervous Presenter walks across stage to the microphone*
*she taps the microphone*
SCEEEEEE!!!!!
Presenter: owowowow!!! I mean, welcome to the, uh, *looks at note cards* ADF Academy Awards. I am the presenter for this *looks at note cards* evening. I am only presenter because I have been threatened my a mysterious disembodied voice. *cough* Unlike the real Academies, however, we only have *looks at note cards* a cheap plastic gold Oscar. The half hour thank you speeches are cut off too.
*cue for enthusiastic applause*
Presenter: The nominees are.*looks at note cards*
*ominous music plays*
*screen is lowered behind the Presenter with pictures on them* Presenter: .Aragorn, for ADF.
*lone applause of my stuffed frog*
Presenter: .Legolas, for ADF as well.
*wild applause from rabid fangirls that somehow got into the theater*
Presenter: .Sam, for ADF again.
*lone applause of my stuffed frog; frog: "Am I getting paid?" Mystical disembodied voice: "No!"*
Presenter: .Frodo, for ADF again.
*lone applause of my stuffed frog and a few Frodo fangirls that also somehow got into the theater*
Presenter: .Merry, for ADF AGAIN.
*lone applause of my stuffed frog (LAOMSF)*
Presenter: .Pippin, for the same thing.
*LAOMSF*
Presenter: *sigh*.Gandalf, for still the same thing.
*no applause.frog is now on strike*
Presenter: *getting very impatient*.and Boromir and Gimli and Galadriel and the evil pink tape.? Okaaaay.and.and.*looks at note cards* that's it. Thank god. *is whapped on the head by a mysterious stick from a mysterious disembodied voice*
Presenter: Envelope, please!
*silence*
Presenter: ENVELOPE, PLEASE!
Mysterious disembodied voice: Okay.okay.you don't need to be so mean about it.*pout*
Presenter: THANK YOU. *mutters* I need to get out of here.*ends muttering*
Nominees except Legolas: *are very excited and nervous*
Legolas: *is assured he'll win and proudly holds his long thank you list*
Mysterious disembodied voice: He forgets I cut off the thank you speech.*ominous frown*.how dare he disobey my rule.*is about to snatch the thank you list*.*looks frighteningly at rabid fangirls*.I'll wait till later.
Presenter: And the winner is.is.I can't read this.*squints at paper in envelope* We are the Urukettes, yes we are, we love to dance and sing? What is this??
*feminine cackles are heard backstage*
Presenter: THE REAL ENVELOPE! JUST GET ME THE FREAKING ENVELOPE!!
Mysterious disembodied voice: Ohh.look who's touchy today.PMS, dear? *drops envelope on Presenter's head*
Presenter: *GLARE* And the winner is.
Legolas: *is too excited* THANK YOU! THANK YOU! *tears in his eyes*
Fangirls: *thinking he really won* YAYYYY!! *waves Legolas flags, posters, banners, buttons, shirts.*
Presenter: SHUT UP! The winner is.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!!
Mysterious disembodied voice: Sorry! Got a call coming in.Hello? MARGIE! I haven't heard from you in forever!! So how's Cloud Nine?.
Presenter: *steam coming out of her ears*
RING! RING! RING! SWISH!
Mysterious disembodied voice: Oh jeez.sorry, Margie.I'll call you back.no no no. It's only the fire alarm.what?! You moved to Cloud Eight?? What's wrong with- *notices a very pissed and sopping wet Presenter* Gotta go. Call you back!
Presenter: I GIVE UP! I QUIT! *stomps out*
Mysterious disembodied voice: I KNEW I shouldn't have picked her, but hey, she was walking right beneath my cloud.
Nominees: *scrambling for the envelope and paper is flying everywhere. Soon, nobody could read the winner*
Mysterious disembodied voice: Oh, forgot. The winner is.*a plastic Oscar is floating above the stage*.Pippin Took!
Pippin: YAY! THANK YOU THANK YOU!! *speeds off with Oscar*
Mysterious disembodied voice: You would think he would've stayed for the refreshments.
Legolas: WHAT?! I FLOATED BUCK NAKED! I RISKED MY OWN LIFE! I COULD'VE FALLEN DOWN THE WATERFALL AND DIED!
MDV: Well, THERE'S your reward.*sees him getting carried off by miffed - but still rabid - fangirls*
Aragorn: What about ME?? I ENDURED THE POLKA-DOTS! I ENDURED THE VIDEO! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! I WILL SEND MY OWN RABID FANGIRLS UPON YOU!
MDV: *blink* What fangirls?
Aragorn: *thinks*.*says sadly* I don't know.
MDV: EXACTLY! Ah, well. *plugs mystical disembodied ears* I will listen to no more complaints for today. Lalalala..oh yes, I have to call Margie back.
In next day's newspaper.
Headline.
PIPPIN TOOK WINS BEST ACTOR AFD ACADEMY AWARD! REST OF FELLOWSHIP PISSED! DO WE CARE? NO, NOT REALLY. MWAHAHAHA.
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randomwriter96
Disclaimer: I own nothing!.well, some things. Like my story.
Btw~ Wheee! Over 100! ^________^ I absolutely adore my reviewers!
Reviewer #something: That's it. I'm not reviewing anymore. She's calling me ADORABLE. How degrading is that?
Reviewer #something2: Very. So very. *shudders*
******************************************************** Alas, the Fellowship is breaking up. Somewhat anyway. And so, since the Fellowship of the Ring has ended and The Two Towers is beginning, I shall present to you, the ADF ACADEMY AWARDS!
*the lone clapping of my stuffed frog*
*ahem* Proceeding. Lights, people, LIGHTS!
*lights dim*
*curtains open*
*nervous Presenter walks across stage to the microphone*
*she taps the microphone*
SCEEEEEE!!!!!
Presenter: owowowow!!! I mean, welcome to the, uh, *looks at note cards* ADF Academy Awards. I am the presenter for this *looks at note cards* evening. I am only presenter because I have been threatened my a mysterious disembodied voice. *cough* Unlike the real Academies, however, we only have *looks at note cards* a cheap plastic gold Oscar. The half hour thank you speeches are cut off too.
*cue for enthusiastic applause*
Presenter: The nominees are.*looks at note cards*
*ominous music plays*
*screen is lowered behind the Presenter with pictures on them* Presenter: .Aragorn, for ADF.
*lone applause of my stuffed frog*
Presenter: .Legolas, for ADF as well.
*wild applause from rabid fangirls that somehow got into the theater*
Presenter: .Sam, for ADF again.
*lone applause of my stuffed frog; frog: "Am I getting paid?" Mystical disembodied voice: "No!"*
Presenter: .Frodo, for ADF again.
*lone applause of my stuffed frog and a few Frodo fangirls that also somehow got into the theater*
Presenter: .Merry, for ADF AGAIN.
*lone applause of my stuffed frog (LAOMSF)*
Presenter: .Pippin, for the same thing.
*LAOMSF*
Presenter: *sigh*.Gandalf, for still the same thing.
*no applause.frog is now on strike*
Presenter: *getting very impatient*.and Boromir and Gimli and Galadriel and the evil pink tape.? Okaaaay.and.and.*looks at note cards* that's it. Thank god. *is whapped on the head by a mysterious stick from a mysterious disembodied voice*
Presenter: Envelope, please!
*silence*
Presenter: ENVELOPE, PLEASE!
Mysterious disembodied voice: Okay.okay.you don't need to be so mean about it.*pout*
Presenter: THANK YOU. *mutters* I need to get out of here.*ends muttering*
Nominees except Legolas: *are very excited and nervous*
Legolas: *is assured he'll win and proudly holds his long thank you list*
Mysterious disembodied voice: He forgets I cut off the thank you speech.*ominous frown*.how dare he disobey my rule.*is about to snatch the thank you list*.*looks frighteningly at rabid fangirls*.I'll wait till later.
Presenter: And the winner is.is.I can't read this.*squints at paper in envelope* We are the Urukettes, yes we are, we love to dance and sing? What is this??
*feminine cackles are heard backstage*
Presenter: THE REAL ENVELOPE! JUST GET ME THE FREAKING ENVELOPE!!
Mysterious disembodied voice: Ohh.look who's touchy today.PMS, dear? *drops envelope on Presenter's head*
Presenter: *GLARE* And the winner is.
Legolas: *is too excited* THANK YOU! THANK YOU! *tears in his eyes*
Fangirls: *thinking he really won* YAYYYY!! *waves Legolas flags, posters, banners, buttons, shirts.*
Presenter: SHUT UP! The winner is.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!!
Mysterious disembodied voice: Sorry! Got a call coming in.Hello? MARGIE! I haven't heard from you in forever!! So how's Cloud Nine?.
Presenter: *steam coming out of her ears*
RING! RING! RING! SWISH!
Mysterious disembodied voice: Oh jeez.sorry, Margie.I'll call you back.no no no. It's only the fire alarm.what?! You moved to Cloud Eight?? What's wrong with- *notices a very pissed and sopping wet Presenter* Gotta go. Call you back!
Presenter: I GIVE UP! I QUIT! *stomps out*
Mysterious disembodied voice: I KNEW I shouldn't have picked her, but hey, she was walking right beneath my cloud.
Nominees: *scrambling for the envelope and paper is flying everywhere. Soon, nobody could read the winner*
Mysterious disembodied voice: Oh, forgot. The winner is.*a plastic Oscar is floating above the stage*.Pippin Took!
Pippin: YAY! THANK YOU THANK YOU!! *speeds off with Oscar*
Mysterious disembodied voice: You would think he would've stayed for the refreshments.
Legolas: WHAT?! I FLOATED BUCK NAKED! I RISKED MY OWN LIFE! I COULD'VE FALLEN DOWN THE WATERFALL AND DIED!
MDV: Well, THERE'S your reward.*sees him getting carried off by miffed - but still rabid - fangirls*
Aragorn: What about ME?? I ENDURED THE POLKA-DOTS! I ENDURED THE VIDEO! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! I WILL SEND MY OWN RABID FANGIRLS UPON YOU!
MDV: *blink* What fangirls?
Aragorn: *thinks*.*says sadly* I don't know.
MDV: EXACTLY! Ah, well. *plugs mystical disembodied ears* I will listen to no more complaints for today. Lalalala..oh yes, I have to call Margie back.
In next day's newspaper.
Headline.
PIPPIN TOOK WINS BEST ACTOR AFD ACADEMY AWARD! REST OF FELLOWSHIP PISSED! DO WE CARE? NO, NOT REALLY. MWAHAHAHA.
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