Chapter 4:

"Come on Yami!" Ida called. "We are going to be late!"

"But I promised Yugi I would spend some time with him" Yami pleaded.

Ida stopped and turned to Yugi. "Do you mind if I borrow him?"

Yugi smiled. "Nope!"

"YUGI!!" Yami called as he was dragged out of the house.

~*~*~*

Yami wasn't in too bad of a mood. He had gotten to drive the car. Ida told him to stop at an old building. The sign on the front said: "Senior Bingo Night"

"Hello Ida!" An old woman called as she spotted the two. "Is this your new bingo partner?"

"Yes, this is Yami. Say hello Yami" Ida pushed Yami in front of her.

Although Yami felt like a dog, he still mumbled, "Hello"

"Awwww!!!" The women chorused. "He is so sweet!" The were about to begin pinching his cheeks, the ones on his face, when Ida stopped them.

"Yes he is! And he is also going to beat all of you at Bingo."

The women began to head towards their tables, randomly gossiping.

"You know Ida, you aren't the only one who brought a handsome young man with you tonight"

"Really?"

"Yeah, you know Marge? She had someone with her as well. Although he is a bit pale, not like your healthy boy there."

Ida handed Yami two bingo cards as they sat at the table, and briefly explained the rules.

Even though it was virtually impossible, Yami still won at least once every round. By the 6th, the managers were ready to kick him out. Ida chewed them out good, however and they stayed for a couple more rounds. No one could figure out how he was cheating, that was of course because he wasn't, so they had to leave him alone.

Ida decided to leave after she won the amount of money she wanted. Yami was ready to go. If it was up to him they would have left a long time ago.

One their way out, Yami heard a bit of evil laughter coming from one of the tables. He looked over, and saw Bakura laughing. On second thought, the laughter wasn't very evil because he seemed to really be enjoying himself. He wasn't too easy to spot because his hair matched everyone else's.

Yami decided not to confront him, and followed Ida to the car. Ida acted very proper and made Yami open the door for her. She did this were ever they went. She also told him which way to turn, even though Yami knew the way.

"Watch out for that lady."

"She is on the sidewalk, on the other side of the street."

"Well, yes, but you need to keep your eyes open dearie. She might jump."

Yami looked at Ida with his eyebrow partly raised.

"Keep your eyes on the road Yami! Turn left here."

Yami sighed and resisted the temptation to bang his head on the steering wheel.

Several hours later found an exhausted Yami entering the grocery store. Ida was taking him to one of her friends houses for a group cooking session thingy. Well Yami honestly had no clue what it was, but it did require them to go to the grocery store. Ida had already taken him to a gardening class, a flea market, several garage sales, and the dreaded mall.

Yami silently followed Ida down the aisle pushing the cart slowly. He had already gotten in trouble once for racing between the selves. You hit one soap display and everyone is against you.

"Wait here a moment." Ida commanded, and she left Yami staring down a clear runway. It was too tempting to resist.

Yami carefully glanced around then allowed himself a small grin. He "revved" the handle bar. "Three, two, one, GO!" Yami sped down the aisle.

"Oh crap" He whispered as he saw the meat display ahead. It was too late to slow down.

Crash! Bang! Boom! Yami collided with metal.

'Metal not meat?' He thought.

"AH! Stupid person! Why don't you watch where you are going?" A voice called. A familiar voice at that.

Yami opened his eyes. He had hit a grocery basket. The person who he had hit was currently picking up the things that were knocked out of his basket.

"Bakura?" Yami asked disbelieving.

The person looked up, and.. smiled? "Hey Pharaoh! What's going on?"

"Uhh.. Nothing much. What are you doing here?" Yami asked, a little unnerved a by Bakura's bright and sincere greeting.

Bakura smiled again. "I must say the idea your little light had about meeting all these families is the best idea ever!"

"Did you just compliment my Hikari?"

"Of course!"

Yami was about to ask if Bakura had gotten hit on the head recently when Ida arrived.

"There you are Yami! I have been looking everywhere for you!" She called cheerily.

"Oh, hello Marge! How are you doing today?" She addressed a woman Yami hadn't seen earlier. The woman was obviously with Bakura. "Who is this Yami?" She asked gesturing towards Bakura.

"This is one of Yugi's friends." Yami decided to play it safe. He didn't want to risk Bakura going evil if he referred to the two of them as friends.

Bakura didn't even seem to notice. "So what are you doing here Yami?"

"We are getting ingredients for a cooking session!" Ida answered for him.

"Oh really?" Bakura seemed interested. Yami figured he was in for teasing and black mail when Bakura said, "When we get home you are going to have to swap some recipes with me!"

"Now isn't that a nice idea?" Ida smiled at Bakura. "You should be more excited Yami!"

Yami just nodded dumb founded as Barkura and Marge said their goodbyes and continued to shop.

Ida led the way towards the check out line. Yami cautiously waved to a cheery Bakura, and stood in the line. There was a bit of loud cussing as an odor reached his nose.

"Crazy rednecks" Ida muttered.

Yami turned and choked. Was that Seto Kaiba yelling at the cashier? Yami really needed to lay down for a while. He knew he was seeing things now.

TBC

According to the plot line I have written out, this story has two more chapters. However, depending on the reviews I get for this chapter, I am probably going to delete this story altogether because no one seems to like it. Please review if you want me to continue, because otherwise this story is gone.