ANTI-DEPRESSANT FUNNESS!!!
randomwriter96
YEP! I'M BACK! For now.
Disclaimer: I WILL own LOTR..someday..
Btw~ Your reviews make me so happy!!!!!!
Btw some more~ I know the evil pink video tape didn't show up AGAIN..it will come in good time.mwahahahaha.
Btw some even more~ Frodo and Sam haven't been appearing much lately, but the next chapter will be COMPLETELY devoted to them.
I promised to give a warning. Here it is. And you had better read it cuz I reeaaaally don't want to be blamed for giving out TTT spoilers. Unless, of course, you already read the book. Well, then, if you have, keep going and skip the warning!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!
Ok. Now you know that this is a warning. TTT SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
For those who are deprived, spoilers mean HINTS. BIGGER THAN HINTS. Spoilers tell you everything you want to know except that you DIDN'T want to know at that exact moment.
Did that confuse you?
******************************************************** [Now, to Isengard!!! Yay?]
"Ow.ow.ow.I mean, ahem. Feeling much better and looking more kingly too," Theoden checked his attire. Sword. Swishy kingly cape. Kingly outfit. Kingly shield. Attire should be completed. "Oh, wait! Stop! I forgot my band-aids!!! SOMEONE GO GET ME MY BAND-AIDS NOW!"
"Band-aids?." a random doorwarden looked shocked, "He.he hasn't said band-aid for 20 years!"
"19 years, mind you! I'm not as old as you think!" Theoden straightened his back then cried, "AHHH! MY LUMBAGO!"
"Are you sure he's going to be a help to us?." Aragorn whispered to Gandalf.
"Shhh! Go.play with your sword or something!" Gandalf rushed over to Theoden to explain the origins of the band-aid, as Theoden was arguing that topic with the doorwarden.
"Boy, did THAT sound wrong." Legolas covered his eyes for a moment, then let go.
"Shut up!!" Aragorn whapped him on the head.
"Oh, THAT hurt." Legolas's voice was dripping with sarcasm. (Eww.I'll have to wipe that up later.)
"I can hit harder you know!" Aragorn whapped him again. Legolas flinched a bit, but kept right on taunting.
"You hit like a GIRL!"
"I do NOT!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"DO TOO!!" (Here we go again.)
"DO NOT!!"
"What's going on??" Eowyn seemed to appear from nowhere, brandishing her father's walking stick.which happened to be made out of really stiff wood with gold and marble pieces. Very hard objects that can break people's skulls, I've heard. Aragorn and Legolas seemed to observe that very same thing.
"Err.hello, Legolas, my buddy old friend old pal old-" Aragorn put on a cheesy grin and gave a friendly elbow jab to Legolas.
"Ow!! You'll pay for- err.I mean, yes, buddy old friend old pal." Legolas put on an equally cheesy grin. Eowyn wasn't fooled. WHAP! WHAP!
"No fighting in MY father's hall! Did you know how much blood I had to clean up from LAST time?? I ran out of a WHOLE roll of Bounty Quicker- Picker Uppers!!!"
"Blood?." Legolas was afraid and shuffled away from Aragorn.
"A whole roll of Bounty Quicker-Picker Uppers?? Man, THAT'S gotta be a LOTTA blood." Aragorn pondered.
"It sure was!" Eowyn nodded firmly, "Wanna know how it started? It all started." Aragorn listened intently.
"PSST! Aragorn! We have to GO NOW! The King's done swallowing his medication pills!" Legolas pulled on Aragorn's arm. Then to himself, "I wonder if he happens to have an extra bottle of Advil."
"All right.all right.tell me later! Ok? See ya later!" Aragorn grinned and waved to Eowyn.
"Nice meeting you!" Eowyn smiled and waved flirtatiously back.
"Oh, wait.Aragorn.we're not leaving after all.the King kinda.hang on, lemme see.oh, he seems to have fallen down the stairs again." Legolas tippy- toed (despite his height) to see over the crowd. Aragorn zoomed back to Eowyn.
"What happened after Bob insulted Fred?? Did they attack each other??" Aragorn asked, hoping for gory details. And Eowyn knew exactly what he wanted.
"Exactly! So Fred speared Bob RIGHT through the stomach! All the blood came POURING out like a waterfall! His guts were limply hanging out." Eowyn said eagerly.
"Woah.that's so cool." Aragorn sat there, wide-eyed. (We don't really think so, do we?..)
"I KNOW! And then." Eowyn kept talking. Legolas sat in a corner with Gimli, discussing weapons.
"ARROWS!!"
"AXES!!"
"ARROWS!!"
"AXES!!"
Okay, maybe not really DISCUSSING weapons.but close enough. Gandalf STILL hasn't finished his "Origin of the Band-Aid" theory.he didn't seem to notice that Theoden fell down the stairs.
".and so, the guy wrote about the 101 efficient ways to use a band- aid and after he got those approved, he moved on to get a patent."
Aragorn and Eowyn were tottering on the fine line between friendliness and flirting.
"REALLY? You can FIGHT? Maybe I can fight you later! How about that?" Aragorn said.
"Oh yeah! Definitely! I even forge my own swords!"
"Wow! Did you know my sword is THE Anduril?"
"Oh my God!"
"I know!"
"So YOU'RE Isildur's heir? How much money do ya get?"
"Oh, LOADS. I get all of Gondor!"
"You're KIDDING!"
"Nope! I get the WHOLE thing!"
"Provided you aren't dead by the time this war thing's over,"
"Yeah.that too."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
".what?"
"Do.you.have.a.girlfriend.?"
"Oh, yeah. Arwen. Forgot to tell you about her. She's fantastic, really."
".."
".she even mends my socks! And also."
".."
".once she made this WONDERFUL beef casserole."
".."
".and lasagna.mmm.."
"Okay, I think it's time you go now." Eowyn glared at him.
"What?"
"Dad's leaving. Go. You better go with him," Eowyn said coldly. Aragorn, not getting the hint being a man, said cheerfully,
"Okay! See you later!" And so the whole war party went SLOWLY down the stairs (they weren't allowed to walk in front of the king) and got on their horses. Voices could be heard off into the distance.
"ARROWS!!"
"AXES!!"
"ARROWS!!"
"AXES!!"
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randomwriter96
YEP! I'M BACK! For now.
Disclaimer: I WILL own LOTR..someday..
Btw~ Your reviews make me so happy!!!!!!
Btw some more~ I know the evil pink video tape didn't show up AGAIN..it will come in good time.mwahahahaha.
Btw some even more~ Frodo and Sam haven't been appearing much lately, but the next chapter will be COMPLETELY devoted to them.
I promised to give a warning. Here it is. And you had better read it cuz I reeaaaally don't want to be blamed for giving out TTT spoilers. Unless, of course, you already read the book. Well, then, if you have, keep going and skip the warning!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!
Ok. Now you know that this is a warning. TTT SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
For those who are deprived, spoilers mean HINTS. BIGGER THAN HINTS. Spoilers tell you everything you want to know except that you DIDN'T want to know at that exact moment.
Did that confuse you?
******************************************************** [Now, to Isengard!!! Yay?]
"Ow.ow.ow.I mean, ahem. Feeling much better and looking more kingly too," Theoden checked his attire. Sword. Swishy kingly cape. Kingly outfit. Kingly shield. Attire should be completed. "Oh, wait! Stop! I forgot my band-aids!!! SOMEONE GO GET ME MY BAND-AIDS NOW!"
"Band-aids?." a random doorwarden looked shocked, "He.he hasn't said band-aid for 20 years!"
"19 years, mind you! I'm not as old as you think!" Theoden straightened his back then cried, "AHHH! MY LUMBAGO!"
"Are you sure he's going to be a help to us?." Aragorn whispered to Gandalf.
"Shhh! Go.play with your sword or something!" Gandalf rushed over to Theoden to explain the origins of the band-aid, as Theoden was arguing that topic with the doorwarden.
"Boy, did THAT sound wrong." Legolas covered his eyes for a moment, then let go.
"Shut up!!" Aragorn whapped him on the head.
"Oh, THAT hurt." Legolas's voice was dripping with sarcasm. (Eww.I'll have to wipe that up later.)
"I can hit harder you know!" Aragorn whapped him again. Legolas flinched a bit, but kept right on taunting.
"You hit like a GIRL!"
"I do NOT!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"DO TOO!!" (Here we go again.)
"DO NOT!!"
"What's going on??" Eowyn seemed to appear from nowhere, brandishing her father's walking stick.which happened to be made out of really stiff wood with gold and marble pieces. Very hard objects that can break people's skulls, I've heard. Aragorn and Legolas seemed to observe that very same thing.
"Err.hello, Legolas, my buddy old friend old pal old-" Aragorn put on a cheesy grin and gave a friendly elbow jab to Legolas.
"Ow!! You'll pay for- err.I mean, yes, buddy old friend old pal." Legolas put on an equally cheesy grin. Eowyn wasn't fooled. WHAP! WHAP!
"No fighting in MY father's hall! Did you know how much blood I had to clean up from LAST time?? I ran out of a WHOLE roll of Bounty Quicker- Picker Uppers!!!"
"Blood?." Legolas was afraid and shuffled away from Aragorn.
"A whole roll of Bounty Quicker-Picker Uppers?? Man, THAT'S gotta be a LOTTA blood." Aragorn pondered.
"It sure was!" Eowyn nodded firmly, "Wanna know how it started? It all started." Aragorn listened intently.
"PSST! Aragorn! We have to GO NOW! The King's done swallowing his medication pills!" Legolas pulled on Aragorn's arm. Then to himself, "I wonder if he happens to have an extra bottle of Advil."
"All right.all right.tell me later! Ok? See ya later!" Aragorn grinned and waved to Eowyn.
"Nice meeting you!" Eowyn smiled and waved flirtatiously back.
"Oh, wait.Aragorn.we're not leaving after all.the King kinda.hang on, lemme see.oh, he seems to have fallen down the stairs again." Legolas tippy- toed (despite his height) to see over the crowd. Aragorn zoomed back to Eowyn.
"What happened after Bob insulted Fred?? Did they attack each other??" Aragorn asked, hoping for gory details. And Eowyn knew exactly what he wanted.
"Exactly! So Fred speared Bob RIGHT through the stomach! All the blood came POURING out like a waterfall! His guts were limply hanging out." Eowyn said eagerly.
"Woah.that's so cool." Aragorn sat there, wide-eyed. (We don't really think so, do we?..)
"I KNOW! And then." Eowyn kept talking. Legolas sat in a corner with Gimli, discussing weapons.
"ARROWS!!"
"AXES!!"
"ARROWS!!"
"AXES!!"
Okay, maybe not really DISCUSSING weapons.but close enough. Gandalf STILL hasn't finished his "Origin of the Band-Aid" theory.he didn't seem to notice that Theoden fell down the stairs.
".and so, the guy wrote about the 101 efficient ways to use a band- aid and after he got those approved, he moved on to get a patent."
Aragorn and Eowyn were tottering on the fine line between friendliness and flirting.
"REALLY? You can FIGHT? Maybe I can fight you later! How about that?" Aragorn said.
"Oh yeah! Definitely! I even forge my own swords!"
"Wow! Did you know my sword is THE Anduril?"
"Oh my God!"
"I know!"
"So YOU'RE Isildur's heir? How much money do ya get?"
"Oh, LOADS. I get all of Gondor!"
"You're KIDDING!"
"Nope! I get the WHOLE thing!"
"Provided you aren't dead by the time this war thing's over,"
"Yeah.that too."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
".what?"
"Do.you.have.a.girlfriend.?"
"Oh, yeah. Arwen. Forgot to tell you about her. She's fantastic, really."
".."
".she even mends my socks! And also."
".."
".once she made this WONDERFUL beef casserole."
".."
".and lasagna.mmm.."
"Okay, I think it's time you go now." Eowyn glared at him.
"What?"
"Dad's leaving. Go. You better go with him," Eowyn said coldly. Aragorn, not getting the hint being a man, said cheerfully,
"Okay! See you later!" And so the whole war party went SLOWLY down the stairs (they weren't allowed to walk in front of the king) and got on their horses. Voices could be heard off into the distance.
"ARROWS!!"
"AXES!!"
"ARROWS!!"
"AXES!!"
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