ANTI-DEPRESSANT FUNNESS!!!
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: ..*sigh* I don't own LOTR..yet.
Btw~ eee. Sorry sorry sorry! For not updating. *hides* please don't hit me. By the way, would someone tell me WHY the stupid paragraphs aren't showing up in paragraph form?
I promised to give a warning. Here it is. And you had better read it cuz I reeaaaally don't want to be blamed for giving out TTT spoilers. Unless, of course, you already read the book. Well, then, if you have, keep going and skip the warning!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!
Ok. Now you know that this is a warning. TTT SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
For those who are deprived, spoilers mean HINTS. BIGGER THAN HINTS. Spoilers tell you everything you want to know except that you DIDN'T want to know at that exact moment.
Did that confuse you?
Actually, for this chapter, I don't think you really need a warning.
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[cleaning up.]
"Legolas.Aragorn..both of you DO know that those tomatoes you threw each costs me $500..they were SPECIALLY grown with SPECIAL ingredients which made them SPECIAL tomatoes which now you will SPECIALLY pay me back for," Theoden put on a sarcastic smile.
"Aragorn started it!" Legolas immediately shoved Aragorn forward.
"What the-?!" Aragorn started.
"IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT? I KNEW IT ALL ALONG EVER SINCE YOU WERE HITTING ON MY DAUGHTER, THAT YOU WERE TROUBLE!" Theoden snarled. All the Rohan subjects gasped in unison.
"SHE was the one that-" Aragorn stuttered. Legolas slapped the back of his head. "Do you want your head chopped off or what?!"
"Oh, shut up Legolas! You started THIS in the first place." Aragorn crossed his arms.err..crossedly.
"Well, it's true! You DID start it! Remember? You grabbed that tomato from that chef guy and you threw it at me, but missed? THEN, I-"
"OKAY, LEGOLAS. SHUT UP ALREADY!"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Theoden raged. "I WANT EVERYTHING CLEANED UP! NOW!"
"Cleaned.up?..Everything?" Legolas shuddered.
"JUST THE BOTH OF YOU!"
"But..but Your Majesty..I...I." Aragorn stammered. Both of them weren't used to cleaning up by themselves. Legolas grew up as a prince and Aragorn grew up in Elrond's household. Both had quite a handful of Elven servants.
"RAGS. CLEAN. UP. NOW." Theoden tossed them two tiny rags.
"At least I should be thankful that MY tomato didn't hit the king's white silk tent..that'll take forever.serves him right." Legolas mumbled, getting on his knees to scrub tomato mush off a spare horse saddle. Aragorn, as you might've guessed, got the dirtiest work.
"SCRUB! I didn't say DUST my tent! SCRUB IT, YOU FOOL. What are you doing??? You're scrubbing it INTO the tent! SCRUB IT OFF! OFF!" Theoden sat, drinking a cup of cold water, while watching Aragorn scrub his tent.
"But I AM scrub-"
"SHUT UP! DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK BACK? NOOOO. GET BACK TO WORK!"
"When I'm the future king of Gondor..he'll pay for this." Aragorn mumbled darkly, envisioning that the tomato mush stain was in the shape of Theoden's face.
After about 4 hours of scrubbing, Theoden allowed the both of them a 3- minute break. And not one nanosecond more.
"Owowowoww..my muscles seized up." Legolas rubbed his arms.
"And you think mine haven't? At least Theoden didn't scream at YOU. AND you didn't have yellow polka dots jumping on your spine." Aragorn rubbed his back.
"Never am I going to throw tomatoes again. Never."
"Not in front of HIM, anyway."
"Well, yeah."
"Did YOU think I was hitting on his daughter?"
"Only an idiot couldn't have seen that."
"...are you sure?"
"NO.." Legolas scoffed sarcastically.
"You are one evil elf, you know that?"
"And you are one idiotic mortal." Legolas said with a superior tone in his voice. Like he was of royal blood or something. (Wait. I take that back). BLAM!
"Ha!"
"Ow!! Why did you hit me with a potato?"
"For one, you called me IDIOTIC. For two, it isn't a tomato, so it isn't illegal." Aragorn grinned. BLAM!
"Ha! Got you back!"
"Not for long!" BLAM!
Two hours later..
"NEVER am I going to throw tomatoes OR potatoes again. Never." Legolas and Aragorn were back on their knees. Scrubbing. Again.
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randomwriter96
Disclaimer: ..*sigh* I don't own LOTR..yet.
Btw~ eee. Sorry sorry sorry! For not updating. *hides* please don't hit me. By the way, would someone tell me WHY the stupid paragraphs aren't showing up in paragraph form?
I promised to give a warning. Here it is. And you had better read it cuz I reeaaaally don't want to be blamed for giving out TTT spoilers. Unless, of course, you already read the book. Well, then, if you have, keep going and skip the warning!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!
Ok. Now you know that this is a warning. TTT SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
For those who are deprived, spoilers mean HINTS. BIGGER THAN HINTS. Spoilers tell you everything you want to know except that you DIDN'T want to know at that exact moment.
Did that confuse you?
Actually, for this chapter, I don't think you really need a warning.
********************************************************
[cleaning up.]
"Legolas.Aragorn..both of you DO know that those tomatoes you threw each costs me $500..they were SPECIALLY grown with SPECIAL ingredients which made them SPECIAL tomatoes which now you will SPECIALLY pay me back for," Theoden put on a sarcastic smile.
"Aragorn started it!" Legolas immediately shoved Aragorn forward.
"What the-?!" Aragorn started.
"IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT? I KNEW IT ALL ALONG EVER SINCE YOU WERE HITTING ON MY DAUGHTER, THAT YOU WERE TROUBLE!" Theoden snarled. All the Rohan subjects gasped in unison.
"SHE was the one that-" Aragorn stuttered. Legolas slapped the back of his head. "Do you want your head chopped off or what?!"
"Oh, shut up Legolas! You started THIS in the first place." Aragorn crossed his arms.err..crossedly.
"Well, it's true! You DID start it! Remember? You grabbed that tomato from that chef guy and you threw it at me, but missed? THEN, I-"
"OKAY, LEGOLAS. SHUT UP ALREADY!"
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Theoden raged. "I WANT EVERYTHING CLEANED UP! NOW!"
"Cleaned.up?..Everything?" Legolas shuddered.
"JUST THE BOTH OF YOU!"
"But..but Your Majesty..I...I." Aragorn stammered. Both of them weren't used to cleaning up by themselves. Legolas grew up as a prince and Aragorn grew up in Elrond's household. Both had quite a handful of Elven servants.
"RAGS. CLEAN. UP. NOW." Theoden tossed them two tiny rags.
"At least I should be thankful that MY tomato didn't hit the king's white silk tent..that'll take forever.serves him right." Legolas mumbled, getting on his knees to scrub tomato mush off a spare horse saddle. Aragorn, as you might've guessed, got the dirtiest work.
"SCRUB! I didn't say DUST my tent! SCRUB IT, YOU FOOL. What are you doing??? You're scrubbing it INTO the tent! SCRUB IT OFF! OFF!" Theoden sat, drinking a cup of cold water, while watching Aragorn scrub his tent.
"But I AM scrub-"
"SHUT UP! DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK BACK? NOOOO. GET BACK TO WORK!"
"When I'm the future king of Gondor..he'll pay for this." Aragorn mumbled darkly, envisioning that the tomato mush stain was in the shape of Theoden's face.
After about 4 hours of scrubbing, Theoden allowed the both of them a 3- minute break. And not one nanosecond more.
"Owowowoww..my muscles seized up." Legolas rubbed his arms.
"And you think mine haven't? At least Theoden didn't scream at YOU. AND you didn't have yellow polka dots jumping on your spine." Aragorn rubbed his back.
"Never am I going to throw tomatoes again. Never."
"Not in front of HIM, anyway."
"Well, yeah."
"Did YOU think I was hitting on his daughter?"
"Only an idiot couldn't have seen that."
"...are you sure?"
"NO.." Legolas scoffed sarcastically.
"You are one evil elf, you know that?"
"And you are one idiotic mortal." Legolas said with a superior tone in his voice. Like he was of royal blood or something. (Wait. I take that back). BLAM!
"Ha!"
"Ow!! Why did you hit me with a potato?"
"For one, you called me IDIOTIC. For two, it isn't a tomato, so it isn't illegal." Aragorn grinned. BLAM!
"Ha! Got you back!"
"Not for long!" BLAM!
Two hours later..
"NEVER am I going to throw tomatoes OR potatoes again. Never." Legolas and Aragorn were back on their knees. Scrubbing. Again.
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