ANTI-DEPRESSANT FUNNESS!!!
randomwriter96
Disclaimer: ..*sigh* I don't own LOTR..yet.
Btw~ Yay! People still read my story! I love you guys! I'm so touched. *sniffle*
Note~ Sorry this one's so short!
I promised to give a warning. Here it is. And you had better read it cuz I reeaaaally don't want to be blamed for giving out TTT spoilers. Unless, of course, you already read the book. Well, then, if you have, keep going and skip the warning!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!
Ok. Now you know that this is a warning. TTT SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
For those who are deprived, spoilers mean HINTS. BIGGER THAN HINTS. Spoilers tell you everything you want to know except that you DIDN'T want to know at that exact moment.
Did that confuse you?
Not much of a warning.
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[Some odd Elven dreams.] (Sorry! But I need more time to actually think about how to write a battle scene.I'm having difficulties, so this comes first! I swear the battle will be the next chapter, but it might take a while.again, sorry!)
"Oww..." Aragorn just woke up on a small grassy hill from a short nap he was taking with a cramp in his arm. He leaned over to his left to wake up Legolas when he noticed something was.different about him (other than his unnerving wide-open eyes). Legolas was mumbling in his sleep.
"Hmm...this should be interesting. A good opportunity to catch some stuff for blackmail," Aragorn snickered, then grinning at his seemingly brilliant plan.
"Mrhrrmm...pretty...pretty..." Legolas mumbled, then rolled over.
"Aha...maybe he likes one of those Elven maidens..." Aragorn was carefully taking mental notes (not like they lasted long, but they worked for the moment).
"Pretty...no...no...wait!..."
"Aha...maybe he's afraid of being rejected by her...wouldn't that be great if he did? It would show the pompous git of an Elf that being an a pretty Elven boy doesn't mean ANYTHING..."
"No...no...where are you going?...You don't like me?...mrhhhrm..."
"C'mon...say something more interesting..."
"No...no more butterflies..."
"What the-?"
"Oh! A pretty purple lonely butterfly! Come to Legolas!"
"Purple butterflies?!...my god, what a pansy..." Aragorn rolled his eyes until suddenly, Legolas snatched his hand. Aragorn let out a little shriek and swiveled his head wildly in case anyone else saw. "I KNEW he was gay."
"Pretty butterfly! I have you! You are so cute!" Legolas began rubbing Aragorn's hand on his cheek. Aragorn's lips turned ghostly white and tried tugging his hand free, only to find that Legolas had an iron grip.
"Let go let go let go let go! Let me go...! I promise I won't tell anyone about this if you let me go!" Legolas still held fast and had a dreamy smile on his face.
"Butterfly...I'm gonna keep you forever..." (Aww...) Aragorn, deciding this was the last straw, took desperate measures. Aragorn kicked Legolas in the shins. Hard.
"OWW! followed by a string of naughty naughty words" Legolas, on instinct, pulled out an arrow and looked around quickly. Only to see Aragorn, holding fast to his left hand. "Aragorn!!! What was that for!!! I had a beautiful dream!!"
"About purple BUTTERFLIES?" Aragorn snorted. A blush crept up Legolas's cheeks, but retaliated.
"Butterflies are beautiful! They are nature's rainbows and-"
"Before you ramble on about nature's blah blahs, Elfy, I want to get one thing straight."
"My name is NOT ELFY! My name-"
"Shut up. I want you to know that I am NOT GAY. You got that? And I do NOT want you holding my hand again. Furthermore, you sleep in your OWN tent from now on."
"Huh? Why would I think you were gay?" Legolas's mind was a bit cloudy and filled with confused bits of fluff. "And when did I hold your hand? If there's anyone, ANYONE, in this area that's not gay, it's ME." Legolas began backing up from Aragorn a little bit.
"AHAHAHA! Ahem. Anyways, you were HOLDING my hand while you were sleeping. ANYONE could have been watching! Being the gay person you are, I want you to know that I have a GIRLFRIEND. GIRLfriend. Understand? GIRL-"
"SHUT UP ARAGORN! I'M NOT GAY!"
"Purple butterflies, perfectly-combed blonde hair, leaping.I see no reason why you're not gay."
"I AM NOT GAY! And I WASN'T LEAPING! I was being LIGHTFOOTED. And you suppose that I CAN'T read YOUR face while YOU'RE dreaming? I'd be DELIGHTED to tell Arwen some of the things you were mumbling and dreaming about." Legolas smirked. Aragorn hadn't expected this. His eyes widened.
"You wouldn't dare. She wouldn't believe you!"
"Ohhh yes she would. I'm an Elf. Us Elves ALWAYS trust each other above Men. It's a pact Mirkwood and Rivendell made a long time ago." Legolas's smirk grew smirkier. Aragorn fell at Legolas's feet.
"No! Please! I beg you! Don't tell her! I swear not to tell anyone about your purple butterflies! I swear!"
"Admit I'm not gay." Legolas was enjoying this.
"I can't-"
"ADMIT IT!!"
"Alright! You're NOT gay!"
"Furthermore, admit I'm NOT a pansy NOR a pompous git of an Elf!"
"How did you know!?" Aragorn gasped.
"My mind records many things that go on around me while I'm asleep. In case of emergencies or legal stuff." "Alright! I admit you're not a pansy nor a pompous git of an Elf."
"I love this day. I shall remember this day forever. This is a DIARY day!" Legolas cried ecstatically.
"Diary?..."
"Er...I mean journal...I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! I'M NOT GAY!"
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randomwriter96
Disclaimer: ..*sigh* I don't own LOTR..yet.
Btw~ Yay! People still read my story! I love you guys! I'm so touched. *sniffle*
Note~ Sorry this one's so short!
I promised to give a warning. Here it is. And you had better read it cuz I reeaaaally don't want to be blamed for giving out TTT spoilers. Unless, of course, you already read the book. Well, then, if you have, keep going and skip the warning!
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!
Ok. Now you know that this is a warning. TTT SPOILER WARNING!!!!!
For those who are deprived, spoilers mean HINTS. BIGGER THAN HINTS. Spoilers tell you everything you want to know except that you DIDN'T want to know at that exact moment.
Did that confuse you?
Not much of a warning.
********************************************************
[Some odd Elven dreams.] (Sorry! But I need more time to actually think about how to write a battle scene.I'm having difficulties, so this comes first! I swear the battle will be the next chapter, but it might take a while.again, sorry!)
"Oww..." Aragorn just woke up on a small grassy hill from a short nap he was taking with a cramp in his arm. He leaned over to his left to wake up Legolas when he noticed something was.different about him (other than his unnerving wide-open eyes). Legolas was mumbling in his sleep.
"Hmm...this should be interesting. A good opportunity to catch some stuff for blackmail," Aragorn snickered, then grinning at his seemingly brilliant plan.
"Mrhrrmm...pretty...pretty..." Legolas mumbled, then rolled over.
"Aha...maybe he likes one of those Elven maidens..." Aragorn was carefully taking mental notes (not like they lasted long, but they worked for the moment).
"Pretty...no...no...wait!..."
"Aha...maybe he's afraid of being rejected by her...wouldn't that be great if he did? It would show the pompous git of an Elf that being an a pretty Elven boy doesn't mean ANYTHING..."
"No...no...where are you going?...You don't like me?...mrhhhrm..."
"C'mon...say something more interesting..."
"No...no more butterflies..."
"What the-?"
"Oh! A pretty purple lonely butterfly! Come to Legolas!"
"Purple butterflies?!...my god, what a pansy..." Aragorn rolled his eyes until suddenly, Legolas snatched his hand. Aragorn let out a little shriek and swiveled his head wildly in case anyone else saw. "I KNEW he was gay."
"Pretty butterfly! I have you! You are so cute!" Legolas began rubbing Aragorn's hand on his cheek. Aragorn's lips turned ghostly white and tried tugging his hand free, only to find that Legolas had an iron grip.
"Let go let go let go let go! Let me go...! I promise I won't tell anyone about this if you let me go!" Legolas still held fast and had a dreamy smile on his face.
"Butterfly...I'm gonna keep you forever..." (Aww...) Aragorn, deciding this was the last straw, took desperate measures. Aragorn kicked Legolas in the shins. Hard.
"OWW! followed by a string of naughty naughty words" Legolas, on instinct, pulled out an arrow and looked around quickly. Only to see Aragorn, holding fast to his left hand. "Aragorn!!! What was that for!!! I had a beautiful dream!!"
"About purple BUTTERFLIES?" Aragorn snorted. A blush crept up Legolas's cheeks, but retaliated.
"Butterflies are beautiful! They are nature's rainbows and-"
"Before you ramble on about nature's blah blahs, Elfy, I want to get one thing straight."
"My name is NOT ELFY! My name-"
"Shut up. I want you to know that I am NOT GAY. You got that? And I do NOT want you holding my hand again. Furthermore, you sleep in your OWN tent from now on."
"Huh? Why would I think you were gay?" Legolas's mind was a bit cloudy and filled with confused bits of fluff. "And when did I hold your hand? If there's anyone, ANYONE, in this area that's not gay, it's ME." Legolas began backing up from Aragorn a little bit.
"AHAHAHA! Ahem. Anyways, you were HOLDING my hand while you were sleeping. ANYONE could have been watching! Being the gay person you are, I want you to know that I have a GIRLFRIEND. GIRLfriend. Understand? GIRL-"
"SHUT UP ARAGORN! I'M NOT GAY!"
"Purple butterflies, perfectly-combed blonde hair, leaping.I see no reason why you're not gay."
"I AM NOT GAY! And I WASN'T LEAPING! I was being LIGHTFOOTED. And you suppose that I CAN'T read YOUR face while YOU'RE dreaming? I'd be DELIGHTED to tell Arwen some of the things you were mumbling and dreaming about." Legolas smirked. Aragorn hadn't expected this. His eyes widened.
"You wouldn't dare. She wouldn't believe you!"
"Ohhh yes she would. I'm an Elf. Us Elves ALWAYS trust each other above Men. It's a pact Mirkwood and Rivendell made a long time ago." Legolas's smirk grew smirkier. Aragorn fell at Legolas's feet.
"No! Please! I beg you! Don't tell her! I swear not to tell anyone about your purple butterflies! I swear!"
"Admit I'm not gay." Legolas was enjoying this.
"I can't-"
"ADMIT IT!!"
"Alright! You're NOT gay!"
"Furthermore, admit I'm NOT a pansy NOR a pompous git of an Elf!"
"How did you know!?" Aragorn gasped.
"My mind records many things that go on around me while I'm asleep. In case of emergencies or legal stuff." "Alright! I admit you're not a pansy nor a pompous git of an Elf."
"I love this day. I shall remember this day forever. This is a DIARY day!" Legolas cried ecstatically.
"Diary?..."
"Er...I mean journal...I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING! I'M NOT GAY!"
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