Okay. I wrote this for an assignment for language class. Don't ask me why I
did; I just wanted to. That's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but
the truth. I had to do a search to find out how to spell the name that Vash
told Wolfwood in Murder Machine. I've been working on this for four days.
Reviews are appreciated!
The hot desert sand
Hit feet of weary travelers;
The sand's heat
Nothing like heat from
Double suns.
"Vash The Stampede"
The short one said.
"We've got to find him"
Trying to prevent damages;
The girls of Bernardelli.
Meryl: permanently cranky.
Milly: permanently cheery.
They met the man of the cloth.
Nicholas D. Wolfwood.
A man with a past,
And a cross.
The strange red-coated outlaw...
"I am known as.
Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax
Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla
Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre
Andri Charton-Haymoss
Ivanovici Baldeus George
Doitzel Kaiser the Third."
"Don't hesitate to call."
Everyone sweatdrops.
"Mister Vash, that's not your real name!"
"AAARGH! I HATE it when you call me by my full name!"
Disbelief at the fact that such a goofball could
Be, in fact, the Vash the Stampede.
But he is,
And there's no way to change that.
He's so cool and.
Such a sweet guy.
*swoons*
Can I keep him?