Sorry it took a long time to write! I don't know why it did. I just didn't
feel like doing anything these days (but now I'm ok! ^.^) and Romina was
constantly nagging me to put more of her in the story. *glares at Romina*
Anyways, hope you like this chappy!
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"Oh come on Sam!" Inga said as she pushed a blond short man into a woman and they began dancing and twirling.
Romina was spinning round and round, not even caring how the hell she ended up here. Someone had pushed her into some woman and she began dancing. After a while, she could barley stand up.
"Ooooh....amiga...(did I mention Romi's Spanish?)I'm so dizzy." Romina said trying to hold herself from barfing in the woman's face. "Please stop...."
The woman stopped and Romi fell on the ground. "Oooh...my stomach."
A man with black hair and amazing blue eyes appeared next to her, "Are you ok, Romina?"
"Who...you?"
"It's Inga."
"You're not Inga! She's not short!" Romina said getting up but then fell on the ground.
"Yes I am, well actually I'm not in my real body. We're now in Middle- earth. I knew the spell would work! Isn't it cool! But since we didn't do everything right, a minor mishap happened and now we're in the bodies of the characters in the movie or the book instead." Inga explained.
Romina shrugged and grinned. "Ok!" She said, though she didn't really understand a thing. "I have to go pee now."
"Not now!" Inga said as she grabbed Romina's arm. "We have to find the others!"
"No! But I reeeeaaally have to gooooo. I drank too much coooooke before." Romina whined.
"Come on! This is important! Besides, would you even wanna go when you're in the body of Samwise Gamgee?"
"Come again?" Romina said stupidly.
Inga sighed and dragged Romina between the crowd just when they heard an old wizard yelling and screaming the same way Tamara obviously does.
*~*
"Now about the dark presence that has been in Mirkwood for quite a while." Thranduil began.
Ral rolled her eyes as she sank into her chair from boredom. Her, Thranduil and other elves were sitting around a long round table. She felt like she was part of Knights of the Round for some reason--sure that would be fun! But this was plain BORING! Thranduil was talking for like--what? Two hours now? And NOW he gets to the point.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Here they are standing in a row! Bum- bum-bump. Big ones, small ones." She sang to herself. "Some as big as your head--"
"Legolas?"
"Where!?" Ral jumped out of her seat looking around.
Thranduil cleared his throat and Ral looked back. "Legolas, what are you singing? What is as big as my head?"
"Nothing..." She mumbled.
"Well I pray you stop singing and listen to the council. This is very important." Thranduil said and continued talking about the Shadow of Sauron, or something like that, that was in Mirkwood.
Ral sighed and looked beside her. Sitting next to her was some really cute male elf with dark brown hair and Hazel eyes. He was probably part of the important elves because of his eye color. Hazel or blue eyes were exceptionally rare, only up to 2 to 10 times in an entire generation would Wood elves have an eye color like that. She stared at him for a while, and when he noticed, he gave her a strange look and shifted in his seat.
"What? I'm not pretty enough for you?" Ral frowned.
"Nay my prince. It's just that..." He whispered back but his voice trailed off.
"Oh, so now you're calling me a guy?" Ral said loudly.
The council looked at them and Ral just smiled innocently and said, "Sorry."
She looked back at the Hazel-eyed elf beside her and made a rude face. He looked strangely at her again and she sighed in frustration.
Ral began poking him and whispering in the tune of 'the song that never ends.'
"My prince, please stop." He said rubbing his shoulder where she poked him but then she started doing it on his leg.
"This is the poke that never ends! It goes on and on your leg!" She sang annoyingly. "And if you--"
"LEGOLAS!" Thranduil yelled banging the table.
Ral jumped and immediately stopped.
"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU THIS MORNING BUT I WANT YOU OUT OF MY COUNSIL UNTIL YOU GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!"
Ral stared at him, got up and when out of the double-doors muttering, "Ok ok, you don't have to act like some rabid Elf who ate Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy and is now suffering from New Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease!"
Thranduil stared at her dumbstruck, "what!?" but Ral was already out of the room.
*~*
"Ok, ok. Listen..." Tamara said pacing back and forth. "So we...ok. Ok...we did a spell and ok...listen...ok."
"We ARE listening! And stop saying ok, OK?!" Shera yelled.
Angelia, Romina, Shera, Tamara, Inga found each other and were now talking about their situation. Tamara was panicking madly and Romina had no idea what's going on (not that she cared...) and just munched on a piece of Honey bread.
"So we landed in Middle-earth--are you sure this is real?! Couldn't this be some huge prank?" Tamara yelled. Bilbo was standing near them listening intently.
"What kind of person would pay a bunch of midgets to dress like Hobbits, make them dance around in a Lord of the Rings replica set and dress us like characters from the movie for a joke?!" Angelia asked.
"I dunno, ok?!" Tamara yelled angrily, then she spotted Bilbo near her and shooed him away.
"What was that for?" Shera asked.
"He was annoying me."
"He didn't do anything to you!"
"Shut up and let me go back to the point." Tamara snapped and began stroking her beard. Then she realized what she was doing and immediately stopped. "Ok, so if this isn't a joke, what do we do now?"
"It's all your fault Romina!" Yelled Shera. "You didn't want us to kill JO- JO!!"
"No! I won't let you kill JO-JO!!" Romina yelled, her mouth full of food.
"Actually Shirel's the one who said that we do the spell without full moons or dead chickens." Inga said then she pointed an accusing finger at Tamara. "And YOU said you wanted to do this spell."
"What!? NO I DIDN'T!!!" Tamara yelled unbelievably.
"Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm Pippin!!" Angelia yelled out of subject.
"SHUT UP!" The other three yelled in unison.
"Yes you did! And I quote, 'Ok, people. Let's just do the damn thing. It's sorta interesting.' " Inga said, imitating Tam's loud voice.
"OH YEAH? WELL YOU GAVE US THE IDEA OF THE SPELL FIRST!!"
"I WAS PLANING ON GOING TO HAWAII, NOT MIDDLE-EARTH!!"
"So that means it Angelia's fault!!" Tamara glared at her.
Angelia was about to yell something back just when Romina said something that actually made them think (isn't that vierd?).
"Hey, what happened to Shirel, Zainab and Ral?"
The fours were silent for a moment.
"What if one of them were Legolas?" Angelia asked angrily. "I'll strangle them!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if Ral was Sauron. They have a lot in common." Tamara said.
"Ok, but since we're in the fellowship's bodies, shouldn't we stick to the script?" Inga asked as Bilbo climbed on top of a table and began saying his speech.
"But I don't wanna dieee..." Tamara whined, because she knew exactly what was going to happen to Gandalf.
*~*
There! I'm done! Now I have to go finish other chapters for my stories. You can go check 'em out if you want! ^.^
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Nevweh: Thanks! But I also like Mary-Sue too! I think I'm one of the few, lol.
Jenny-juju-Bug: lol, it's soo funny scaring people in the Hallway! One day, Inga walked up to a bunch of girls and said, "I lowered my cholesterol." And walked away just like that. Lol, it was so funny though the girls were looking at her quietly for a while and then went away. Anyways, hmm...what school did u go to before? Lol, that way I would know if I knew you before. ^.^
Chaveline: Yay, thankies! ^o^
Shirel: Lol, thank thee. Ha! I didn't put u in this chapter (sorry!)
__*nAnCy*__: I'm trying to write as fast as I can. Lol, not very fast am I? Anyways, hope u liked this chappy.
La Bomba Latina: Awww, shucks! Thanks! And what did i tell u about that ugly nickname!? : @
Eruravenne: Um...thanks!
Psychoman364: Lol, yay! Thanks!
Frodo Girl : Thanks! ^.^
Anyways, hope you like this chappy!
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"Oh come on Sam!" Inga said as she pushed a blond short man into a woman and they began dancing and twirling.
Romina was spinning round and round, not even caring how the hell she ended up here. Someone had pushed her into some woman and she began dancing. After a while, she could barley stand up.
"Ooooh....amiga...(did I mention Romi's Spanish?)I'm so dizzy." Romina said trying to hold herself from barfing in the woman's face. "Please stop...."
The woman stopped and Romi fell on the ground. "Oooh...my stomach."
A man with black hair and amazing blue eyes appeared next to her, "Are you ok, Romina?"
"Who...you?"
"It's Inga."
"You're not Inga! She's not short!" Romina said getting up but then fell on the ground.
"Yes I am, well actually I'm not in my real body. We're now in Middle- earth. I knew the spell would work! Isn't it cool! But since we didn't do everything right, a minor mishap happened and now we're in the bodies of the characters in the movie or the book instead." Inga explained.
Romina shrugged and grinned. "Ok!" She said, though she didn't really understand a thing. "I have to go pee now."
"Not now!" Inga said as she grabbed Romina's arm. "We have to find the others!"
"No! But I reeeeaaally have to gooooo. I drank too much coooooke before." Romina whined.
"Come on! This is important! Besides, would you even wanna go when you're in the body of Samwise Gamgee?"
"Come again?" Romina said stupidly.
Inga sighed and dragged Romina between the crowd just when they heard an old wizard yelling and screaming the same way Tamara obviously does.
*~*
"Now about the dark presence that has been in Mirkwood for quite a while." Thranduil began.
Ral rolled her eyes as she sank into her chair from boredom. Her, Thranduil and other elves were sitting around a long round table. She felt like she was part of Knights of the Round for some reason--sure that would be fun! But this was plain BORING! Thranduil was talking for like--what? Two hours now? And NOW he gets to the point.
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Here they are standing in a row! Bum- bum-bump. Big ones, small ones." She sang to herself. "Some as big as your head--"
"Legolas?"
"Where!?" Ral jumped out of her seat looking around.
Thranduil cleared his throat and Ral looked back. "Legolas, what are you singing? What is as big as my head?"
"Nothing..." She mumbled.
"Well I pray you stop singing and listen to the council. This is very important." Thranduil said and continued talking about the Shadow of Sauron, or something like that, that was in Mirkwood.
Ral sighed and looked beside her. Sitting next to her was some really cute male elf with dark brown hair and Hazel eyes. He was probably part of the important elves because of his eye color. Hazel or blue eyes were exceptionally rare, only up to 2 to 10 times in an entire generation would Wood elves have an eye color like that. She stared at him for a while, and when he noticed, he gave her a strange look and shifted in his seat.
"What? I'm not pretty enough for you?" Ral frowned.
"Nay my prince. It's just that..." He whispered back but his voice trailed off.
"Oh, so now you're calling me a guy?" Ral said loudly.
The council looked at them and Ral just smiled innocently and said, "Sorry."
She looked back at the Hazel-eyed elf beside her and made a rude face. He looked strangely at her again and she sighed in frustration.
Ral began poking him and whispering in the tune of 'the song that never ends.'
"My prince, please stop." He said rubbing his shoulder where she poked him but then she started doing it on his leg.
"This is the poke that never ends! It goes on and on your leg!" She sang annoyingly. "And if you--"
"LEGOLAS!" Thranduil yelled banging the table.
Ral jumped and immediately stopped.
"I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU THIS MORNING BUT I WANT YOU OUT OF MY COUNSIL UNTIL YOU GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!"
Ral stared at him, got up and when out of the double-doors muttering, "Ok ok, you don't have to act like some rabid Elf who ate Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy and is now suffering from New Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease!"
Thranduil stared at her dumbstruck, "what!?" but Ral was already out of the room.
*~*
"Ok, ok. Listen..." Tamara said pacing back and forth. "So we...ok. Ok...we did a spell and ok...listen...ok."
"We ARE listening! And stop saying ok, OK?!" Shera yelled.
Angelia, Romina, Shera, Tamara, Inga found each other and were now talking about their situation. Tamara was panicking madly and Romina had no idea what's going on (not that she cared...) and just munched on a piece of Honey bread.
"So we landed in Middle-earth--are you sure this is real?! Couldn't this be some huge prank?" Tamara yelled. Bilbo was standing near them listening intently.
"What kind of person would pay a bunch of midgets to dress like Hobbits, make them dance around in a Lord of the Rings replica set and dress us like characters from the movie for a joke?!" Angelia asked.
"I dunno, ok?!" Tamara yelled angrily, then she spotted Bilbo near her and shooed him away.
"What was that for?" Shera asked.
"He was annoying me."
"He didn't do anything to you!"
"Shut up and let me go back to the point." Tamara snapped and began stroking her beard. Then she realized what she was doing and immediately stopped. "Ok, so if this isn't a joke, what do we do now?"
"It's all your fault Romina!" Yelled Shera. "You didn't want us to kill JO- JO!!"
"No! I won't let you kill JO-JO!!" Romina yelled, her mouth full of food.
"Actually Shirel's the one who said that we do the spell without full moons or dead chickens." Inga said then she pointed an accusing finger at Tamara. "And YOU said you wanted to do this spell."
"What!? NO I DIDN'T!!!" Tamara yelled unbelievably.
"Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm Pippin!!" Angelia yelled out of subject.
"SHUT UP!" The other three yelled in unison.
"Yes you did! And I quote, 'Ok, people. Let's just do the damn thing. It's sorta interesting.' " Inga said, imitating Tam's loud voice.
"OH YEAH? WELL YOU GAVE US THE IDEA OF THE SPELL FIRST!!"
"I WAS PLANING ON GOING TO HAWAII, NOT MIDDLE-EARTH!!"
"So that means it Angelia's fault!!" Tamara glared at her.
Angelia was about to yell something back just when Romina said something that actually made them think (isn't that vierd?).
"Hey, what happened to Shirel, Zainab and Ral?"
The fours were silent for a moment.
"What if one of them were Legolas?" Angelia asked angrily. "I'll strangle them!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if Ral was Sauron. They have a lot in common." Tamara said.
"Ok, but since we're in the fellowship's bodies, shouldn't we stick to the script?" Inga asked as Bilbo climbed on top of a table and began saying his speech.
"But I don't wanna dieee..." Tamara whined, because she knew exactly what was going to happen to Gandalf.
*~*
There! I'm done! Now I have to go finish other chapters for my stories. You can go check 'em out if you want! ^.^
*~*
Nevweh: Thanks! But I also like Mary-Sue too! I think I'm one of the few, lol.
Jenny-juju-Bug: lol, it's soo funny scaring people in the Hallway! One day, Inga walked up to a bunch of girls and said, "I lowered my cholesterol." And walked away just like that. Lol, it was so funny though the girls were looking at her quietly for a while and then went away. Anyways, hmm...what school did u go to before? Lol, that way I would know if I knew you before. ^.^
Chaveline: Yay, thankies! ^o^
Shirel: Lol, thank thee. Ha! I didn't put u in this chapter (sorry!)
__*nAnCy*__: I'm trying to write as fast as I can. Lol, not very fast am I? Anyways, hope u liked this chappy.
La Bomba Latina: Awww, shucks! Thanks! And what did i tell u about that ugly nickname!? : @
Eruravenne: Um...thanks!
Psychoman364: Lol, yay! Thanks!
Frodo Girl : Thanks! ^.^