Hey everybody! I'm REALLY sorry it took so long! You know? I got the
perfect excuse! Cuz I got a crappy Report Card, ma dad completely shut off
the computer for like 3 months till my mom finally talked to him. Yay! It
feels so goot to be back!! ^_~
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CHAPTER FOUR
"Look at me..." Zainab said, looking at the helmet dejectedly. "I'm a monster. I'm a GIMLI! How the hell did this all happen?" She began sobbing loudly, her voice echoing in the dark.
"Master Gimli?" Said a Dwarf with a white beard as he came out of the shadows. "What causes a grown Dwarf to cry so? And why are you staring at a helmet?"
Zainab immediately got up and ran to him, grabbing him dangerously be the collar and yelling loudly, "What's going on? Why am I here? What year is this? What? How? When? Where? Why? Did I leave any out?--Shut up it doesn't matter." She put her hand on his mouth, not leaving him a chance to talk and looked into the abyss. Suddenly she slumped back on the ground and began crying again.
"I don't understand..." The dwarf muttered. Suddenly he began laughing. "Oh- ho! I get it! You've been eating that dangerous weed I told you not to get near to, haven't you?"
"Um...yeah..." Zainab wiped away a big tear. "Listen. My name is really Zainab. I'm a girl but some how I ended up in the body of this fat guy. I swear, me and him look nothing alike. So why the hell did I get to be the ugliest guy?"
The dwarf scratched his head with a baffled look upon his face, "Eh... this is beyond my aid. Maybe I should find you a healer."
"NoOoOoOoOoO!! Don't leave me aloOoOoOne!!" Zainab clung to his leg. He sighed and dragged her into the mines.
Moments later, she met with a dwarf with a long brown beard. "Good day master Gimli. I hear from your friend, Biggy-Wiggy, that you have been acting strange lately."
"Biggy-Wiggy?" Zainab repeated. Suddenly she began laughing. "Biggy-Wiggy!? Oh and what are you? Biggo-Ego!?!" "As a matter of fact, yes." The dwarf said while frowning.
Zainab immediately stopped laughing and cleared her throat in an embarrassed way. She smiled in an awkward way and remained quite.
The other two dwarfs looked at each other and Biggy-Wiggy broke the uncomfortable silence, "Gimli, what is wrong with you? You used to respect us. Now you're acting like you don't know us."
"Well I don't. I mean I'm not even Gimli!" Zainab stood up on her feet. "Listen, I hate being in this body. I can't even stand looking at myself right now. Imagine what happens when I go to the bathroom!!"
"What is wrong with you!? You used to be proud of your tiny--"
"Oh my God, shut up! Too much information!" She yelled with large eyes.
There was another period of silence when suddenly Zainab came up with a thought (surprisingly). "Ok, guys listen. If I'm in Middle-earth then my other friends must be here too. So, um...if they're really smart-- like me of course--they should be heading to Rivendell. Right? Shut up! I didn't ask you! So now, I myself should be going there. Maybe that big forehead guy can change me back to my real beautiful body."
"Alright...whatever you say." Muttered Biggo-Ego. "Just one more thing: Gimly, NEVER come near my house again."
Zainab looked around, "Oh, this is a house?"
"Biggy-Wiggy, take him to Rivendell."
"What? ME? Why not you?"
"I don't want to be near him! He's lost his mind!"
"Oh so now I have to do the dangerous task, right?"
"Well of course! My people need me! I'm a healer."
"You can't heal anything! You take Mithril, bang it on a wound with a hammer and call it healing!"
So Biggy-Wiggy and Biggo-Ego argued for a while till Biggy-Wiggy lost the fight and had to take the so-called Gimli to Rivendell. The dwarf sighed one big sigh as he watched Zainab skip happily while singing 'I'm a little teapot'.
*~*
"There ok, he disappeared. Now all you have to do is go to his house and make sure that he doesn't take it with him." Angelia whispered.
"No! I don't want to do it! If I stick to the script, I'm going to die!" Tamara muttered, stroking her beard again.
"But you're coming back!" Inga yelled.
"Yeah, not after I fight a huge flying bull with a whip."
"How come a bull flies but not Jo-Jo?" Romina asked.
"Come on! Move it!" Angelia yanked Tamara from the beard, dragged her all the way to Bilbo's doorstep and shoved her in the house.
Bilbo let out a girly scream and after he saw that it was Gandalf, he sighed in relief. "Oh it's just you..."
"I uh...had the feeling you were going to be here." Tamara said as she looked at the others hiding near the window.
"Well, of course. I told you I was going to leave town."
"Um, ok. So....how's the ring?"
Angelia smacked her forehead. "That's not how it's supposed to go!"
"Oh well the rings fine. Why?" Bilbo said as he finished packing.
"May I have it?" Tamara smiled stupidly.
"Goodness, no. It's for Frodo."
"Ya, well give it to me so I can give it to him!"
"Oh I understand. You're taking it so you can keep it for your self."
"What? No way!" Tamara laughed and suddenly she had a serious look on her face. "Give me the ring, you little monkey!"
"No! You're trying to rob me!" Bilbo began running around the house, trying to escape from Tam.
The others were all staring at her with wide eyes except for Angelia who started muttering, " She's such an idiot! We ask her to do something right for once, and she completely screws it up!"
Tamara stopped chasing Bilbo and suddenly became large and the room got darker, "BILBO BAGGINS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU!!" The darkness fell and there was light again as she continued, "I'm trying to help you."
"Oh, Gandalf." Bilbo jumped into her arms and began crying.
"Uh...Let's not get too emotional here ok?"
"At least she did that freaky thing right." Shera muttered to Angelia.
Bilbo wiped his nose and picked up his bags, "I'm sorry Gandalf. I should not doubt you in anything."
"Awww thanks."
The hobbit walked out of the house when suddenly Tamara tackled him, "YOU STILL HAVE THE RING!!"
"Ow! Ok! I'm sorry!" Bilbo shoved her of him and through the ring on the ground. "Good bye, Gandalf!" He yelled over as he ran away.
"Hehe, that was easy." Tam muttered as she got up but cracked her back in the process. "OH MY GOD! I HATE BEING OLD!!!"
She bent down again while muttering "It's finally mine.... my precious..." to pick up the ring and just when she touched it, she saw the large red eye and a shock threw her back on the ground.
So, as not to being able to touch it, she sat on the doorstep with a nail- bat clutched in one hand, guarding the ring and the other was in a bucket of paint.
"Wait a minute. Why is my hand in a bucket of paint?" Tamara asked with a surprised look upon her face.
NARRATOR: Beats me. Now shut up and get back to the story.
Romina, Angelia, Inga and Shera pooped-- sorry POPPED out of the bushes and ran to Tamara, who jumped and began screeching in Japanese.
"Are you ok?" Shera asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I'm fine. Just practicing Kung-foo yells. Ooooooooowwaaaaaaaaahh!!"
"Ok, shut up. Let's just get going." Inga said and picked up the ring.
*~*
Shirel giggled as she held up a stick.
"Awww..." She said as it fell from her hand. She picked it up again and began laughing and then it fell, "Awww..." The process was repeated several times as her horse stared at her with embarrassment.
He neighed and Shirel snapped out of it. She got up and walked to the horse. "Here kitty, kitty... what's your name?"
The horse stared at her some more then began to slowly back away. "Oh you don't have a name? Fine. I'll give you one. You shall be...EMINEM!!"
'Eminem' rolled his eyes and Shirel climbed on his back. "To Mexico! Oh no wait, that place doesn't exist. Fine. To Rivendell!!"
The horse neighed again and knowing his way around, trotted to Rivendell with Shirel singing the Humpty- Dumpty song...
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Well! That's the end of my retarded chapter! N-e-wayz, hope u liked it! Please review!
Review Replies:
*Star Girl*: Yay! Thanks!
Jenny-Juju- Bug: Hehe! Thanks! Shirel came up with that song. She has the whole thing. (I know, she's weird)
La Bomba Latina: Yeah, I'm sure ur gonna kill me now. Hehe, I barley put anything of u. Oh well, Sorry.
Crazy zay--Zainab: Um, thanks. But I put this story so we can have fun. I don't want u nagging me about putting more of you in it. That's just stupid. Cuz ur making it sound like this whole thing revolves around you. When we meet each other in Rivendell, I'm gonna put convos of us arguing and THEN I'll make them know more about u. People don't have to know our whole life, I'm just explaining the basics. Sorry if u think I'm bitching at you but I haope ur happy cuz I put a lot of u in this chappy. And now the ppl know how weird u are. Anyways, this reply is REALLY long so I'm gonna go now.
Cheveline: Hehe, it's pretty fun, isn't it?
Shi Oni: Aww thanks! Too many compliments in one review! Um, I think Shirel came up with the idea. We were like talking about putting us in a fanfiction so thought of putting another boring Mary-Sue but then she suggested it, or something like that. And for the thing about Gimli saying 'For the love of Legolas' it's because it sorta has something to do with the title and I feel like Gimli and Legsy's got something going on. I mean like what happens in the end of the book-- oops can't ruin the ending for u! Ok, thanks for ur review! ^_^
Shirel: *rolls eyes* That's nice shir.
Aryante: Ur welcome! And thanks for the review!
Nevweh: Yay! I luv him too! He's so hot! And now, I'm also into Brad Pitt and Heath Ledger.
*~*
Ok, Pleaze review!!
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CHAPTER FOUR
"Look at me..." Zainab said, looking at the helmet dejectedly. "I'm a monster. I'm a GIMLI! How the hell did this all happen?" She began sobbing loudly, her voice echoing in the dark.
"Master Gimli?" Said a Dwarf with a white beard as he came out of the shadows. "What causes a grown Dwarf to cry so? And why are you staring at a helmet?"
Zainab immediately got up and ran to him, grabbing him dangerously be the collar and yelling loudly, "What's going on? Why am I here? What year is this? What? How? When? Where? Why? Did I leave any out?--Shut up it doesn't matter." She put her hand on his mouth, not leaving him a chance to talk and looked into the abyss. Suddenly she slumped back on the ground and began crying again.
"I don't understand..." The dwarf muttered. Suddenly he began laughing. "Oh- ho! I get it! You've been eating that dangerous weed I told you not to get near to, haven't you?"
"Um...yeah..." Zainab wiped away a big tear. "Listen. My name is really Zainab. I'm a girl but some how I ended up in the body of this fat guy. I swear, me and him look nothing alike. So why the hell did I get to be the ugliest guy?"
The dwarf scratched his head with a baffled look upon his face, "Eh... this is beyond my aid. Maybe I should find you a healer."
"NoOoOoOoOoO!! Don't leave me aloOoOoOne!!" Zainab clung to his leg. He sighed and dragged her into the mines.
Moments later, she met with a dwarf with a long brown beard. "Good day master Gimli. I hear from your friend, Biggy-Wiggy, that you have been acting strange lately."
"Biggy-Wiggy?" Zainab repeated. Suddenly she began laughing. "Biggy-Wiggy!? Oh and what are you? Biggo-Ego!?!" "As a matter of fact, yes." The dwarf said while frowning.
Zainab immediately stopped laughing and cleared her throat in an embarrassed way. She smiled in an awkward way and remained quite.
The other two dwarfs looked at each other and Biggy-Wiggy broke the uncomfortable silence, "Gimli, what is wrong with you? You used to respect us. Now you're acting like you don't know us."
"Well I don't. I mean I'm not even Gimli!" Zainab stood up on her feet. "Listen, I hate being in this body. I can't even stand looking at myself right now. Imagine what happens when I go to the bathroom!!"
"What is wrong with you!? You used to be proud of your tiny--"
"Oh my God, shut up! Too much information!" She yelled with large eyes.
There was another period of silence when suddenly Zainab came up with a thought (surprisingly). "Ok, guys listen. If I'm in Middle-earth then my other friends must be here too. So, um...if they're really smart-- like me of course--they should be heading to Rivendell. Right? Shut up! I didn't ask you! So now, I myself should be going there. Maybe that big forehead guy can change me back to my real beautiful body."
"Alright...whatever you say." Muttered Biggo-Ego. "Just one more thing: Gimly, NEVER come near my house again."
Zainab looked around, "Oh, this is a house?"
"Biggy-Wiggy, take him to Rivendell."
"What? ME? Why not you?"
"I don't want to be near him! He's lost his mind!"
"Oh so now I have to do the dangerous task, right?"
"Well of course! My people need me! I'm a healer."
"You can't heal anything! You take Mithril, bang it on a wound with a hammer and call it healing!"
So Biggy-Wiggy and Biggo-Ego argued for a while till Biggy-Wiggy lost the fight and had to take the so-called Gimli to Rivendell. The dwarf sighed one big sigh as he watched Zainab skip happily while singing 'I'm a little teapot'.
*~*
"There ok, he disappeared. Now all you have to do is go to his house and make sure that he doesn't take it with him." Angelia whispered.
"No! I don't want to do it! If I stick to the script, I'm going to die!" Tamara muttered, stroking her beard again.
"But you're coming back!" Inga yelled.
"Yeah, not after I fight a huge flying bull with a whip."
"How come a bull flies but not Jo-Jo?" Romina asked.
"Come on! Move it!" Angelia yanked Tamara from the beard, dragged her all the way to Bilbo's doorstep and shoved her in the house.
Bilbo let out a girly scream and after he saw that it was Gandalf, he sighed in relief. "Oh it's just you..."
"I uh...had the feeling you were going to be here." Tamara said as she looked at the others hiding near the window.
"Well, of course. I told you I was going to leave town."
"Um, ok. So....how's the ring?"
Angelia smacked her forehead. "That's not how it's supposed to go!"
"Oh well the rings fine. Why?" Bilbo said as he finished packing.
"May I have it?" Tamara smiled stupidly.
"Goodness, no. It's for Frodo."
"Ya, well give it to me so I can give it to him!"
"Oh I understand. You're taking it so you can keep it for your self."
"What? No way!" Tamara laughed and suddenly she had a serious look on her face. "Give me the ring, you little monkey!"
"No! You're trying to rob me!" Bilbo began running around the house, trying to escape from Tam.
The others were all staring at her with wide eyes except for Angelia who started muttering, " She's such an idiot! We ask her to do something right for once, and she completely screws it up!"
Tamara stopped chasing Bilbo and suddenly became large and the room got darker, "BILBO BAGGINS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU!!" The darkness fell and there was light again as she continued, "I'm trying to help you."
"Oh, Gandalf." Bilbo jumped into her arms and began crying.
"Uh...Let's not get too emotional here ok?"
"At least she did that freaky thing right." Shera muttered to Angelia.
Bilbo wiped his nose and picked up his bags, "I'm sorry Gandalf. I should not doubt you in anything."
"Awww thanks."
The hobbit walked out of the house when suddenly Tamara tackled him, "YOU STILL HAVE THE RING!!"
"Ow! Ok! I'm sorry!" Bilbo shoved her of him and through the ring on the ground. "Good bye, Gandalf!" He yelled over as he ran away.
"Hehe, that was easy." Tam muttered as she got up but cracked her back in the process. "OH MY GOD! I HATE BEING OLD!!!"
She bent down again while muttering "It's finally mine.... my precious..." to pick up the ring and just when she touched it, she saw the large red eye and a shock threw her back on the ground.
So, as not to being able to touch it, she sat on the doorstep with a nail- bat clutched in one hand, guarding the ring and the other was in a bucket of paint.
"Wait a minute. Why is my hand in a bucket of paint?" Tamara asked with a surprised look upon her face.
NARRATOR: Beats me. Now shut up and get back to the story.
Romina, Angelia, Inga and Shera pooped-- sorry POPPED out of the bushes and ran to Tamara, who jumped and began screeching in Japanese.
"Are you ok?" Shera asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I'm fine. Just practicing Kung-foo yells. Ooooooooowwaaaaaaaaahh!!"
"Ok, shut up. Let's just get going." Inga said and picked up the ring.
*~*
Shirel giggled as she held up a stick.
"Awww..." She said as it fell from her hand. She picked it up again and began laughing and then it fell, "Awww..." The process was repeated several times as her horse stared at her with embarrassment.
He neighed and Shirel snapped out of it. She got up and walked to the horse. "Here kitty, kitty... what's your name?"
The horse stared at her some more then began to slowly back away. "Oh you don't have a name? Fine. I'll give you one. You shall be...EMINEM!!"
'Eminem' rolled his eyes and Shirel climbed on his back. "To Mexico! Oh no wait, that place doesn't exist. Fine. To Rivendell!!"
The horse neighed again and knowing his way around, trotted to Rivendell with Shirel singing the Humpty- Dumpty song...
*~*~*~*~*~*
Well! That's the end of my retarded chapter! N-e-wayz, hope u liked it! Please review!
Review Replies:
*Star Girl*: Yay! Thanks!
Jenny-Juju- Bug: Hehe! Thanks! Shirel came up with that song. She has the whole thing. (I know, she's weird)
La Bomba Latina: Yeah, I'm sure ur gonna kill me now. Hehe, I barley put anything of u. Oh well, Sorry.
Crazy zay--Zainab: Um, thanks. But I put this story so we can have fun. I don't want u nagging me about putting more of you in it. That's just stupid. Cuz ur making it sound like this whole thing revolves around you. When we meet each other in Rivendell, I'm gonna put convos of us arguing and THEN I'll make them know more about u. People don't have to know our whole life, I'm just explaining the basics. Sorry if u think I'm bitching at you but I haope ur happy cuz I put a lot of u in this chappy. And now the ppl know how weird u are. Anyways, this reply is REALLY long so I'm gonna go now.
Cheveline: Hehe, it's pretty fun, isn't it?
Shi Oni: Aww thanks! Too many compliments in one review! Um, I think Shirel came up with the idea. We were like talking about putting us in a fanfiction so thought of putting another boring Mary-Sue but then she suggested it, or something like that. And for the thing about Gimli saying 'For the love of Legolas' it's because it sorta has something to do with the title and I feel like Gimli and Legsy's got something going on. I mean like what happens in the end of the book-- oops can't ruin the ending for u! Ok, thanks for ur review! ^_^
Shirel: *rolls eyes* That's nice shir.
Aryante: Ur welcome! And thanks for the review!
Nevweh: Yay! I luv him too! He's so hot! And now, I'm also into Brad Pitt and Heath Ledger.
*~*
Ok, Pleaze review!!