Disclaimer: all the characters mentioned belong to Brian Jacques.
A/N: hi all! This is another Redwall parody thingy my friend Monique and I wrote last year. We were in Music (Choir) around Christmas time and our class was going to sing 'Infant Holy' for my school's Christmas concert. Me and Moni were bored and started goofing around (we liked to joke around as Baby Arven [me] and Baby Skikkles [Moni] from 'Pearls of Lutra' [I think] and 'Lord Brocktree' respectively) and the lyrics for 'Infinks Holy' just started flowing. Again, just some innocent nonsense, and yes I realize Gonflet lived probably a hundred or so years before Song but heh *lol*. Hope you enjoy and please READ AND REVIEW!!
Infinks Holy
Infinks holy, infinks lowly, for his stall a 'firmry bed.
Mother Melus giving bathas, knowing Sister Sloey's serving nettle zthoup.
Sparrows winging, Song is singing,
Gonflet bringing, trouble fooooooor everyone!
Dibbuns sleeping, in their likkle beds,
Snoring till the morning dawn.
Saw the brekkist, herd the hare cry,
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
Thus rejoicing, free from hunger,
He demolished all the fooooooo,
oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ood!
By: Likkle Arven (Winter) & Likkle Skikkles (Monique)