Dancing like an Idiot - Golden Sun gone wrong!
Written by Chibi Sugar of the Tasperactic
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
A/N: IMPORTANT! Do not read unless you enjoy extremely stupid, pointless and retarded stories! I love Golden Sun to death, but I felt
like writing a spoof. DON'T FLAME!
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Ivan and Sheba were alone in a room.
"Heh!" said Ivan, lamely.
"Shut up, you geek!" Sheba cried. She decided she wanted to kill him, so she used Spark Plasma. Ivan dodged it, and starting running around
like room like an idiot.
Suddenly, a door opened, and Isaac ran in.
"GEH!!!!!!" He screamed, extremely loudly, then quickly ran back inside the door, and slammed it behind him.
Ivan and Sheba stopped what they were doing, and stared at the door, blankly.
"Ok, what's Isaac doing in the closet?" Sheba asked, frightened.
"Was he in there the whole time?" Ivan asked, equally frightened.
They sweatdropped. Ivan walked up to the closet door, and opened it. Isaac jumped out, frightening them, then ran back in the closet,
slamming the door.
"What the..." Ivan questioned.
Suddenly, Garet fell through the roof.
"I was not eavesdropping!!!" he screamed, and floated back up through the hole.
Ivan and Sheba hugged each other. Are your friends this frightening? I think not...
They looked up, and saw Garet peeking through the hole. When Garet saw Ivan see him, he screamed,
"No!! I'm fixing the roof!" and ran off to do random things.
Then Isaac ran out of the closet, and Sheba attacked him. Ivan used, Wind Slash, and summoned Thor.
Isaac starting to madly dance like an idiot, dodging Thor's lightning bolts.
"Darn it! I can't hit the little frick! Sorry Ivan!" Thor cried, then disappeared.
Ivan and Sheba sweatdropped.
"No fair! You're not allowed to dodge in RPGs!!" Ivan cried, pointing at Isaac.
Isaac hehed (as in said "heh"), then ran in the closet.
"What the frick is he doing in that closet?" asked Sheba.
Ivan hit it with Plasma, and the door flew off. Isaac was nowhere in the closet.
"What the...!" Sheba cried. "He vanished!"
They whirled around to find, Garet and Isaac standing there, holding bloody swords.
"OMG! Who'd you kill?!" Sheba cried.
"No one. That's not blood, its cherry juice!" Garet explained, licking his sword.
"Mmmmm...Cherry juice," said Isaac.
"Why were you sticking your swords in cherry juice?" Ivan yelled.
"Um...gotta go!" Garet screamed, grabbing Isaac and floating away.
They heard Garet scream "Ew! I licked blood! And for what?!"
"They've killed somebody!!" Sheba cried "We're probably next!"
Ivan was sitting down playing a video game, not listening to Sheba ramble.
"Blah blah blah blah!! And blah!!! Blah dee blah!!" screamed Sheba (that's what Ivan heard)
"Sweet! The Lost Age finally came out!" Ivan yelled.
"You geek! Don't play a video game you're in!" Sheba said.
"I'm in this one? Even sweeter!"
"What, were you dead when we acted for it?"
"Maybe I was possessed by a ghost,"
"That explains alot of things then..."
"Haha! Look at me! I'm acting like a moron!"
"You made it to Jupiter Lighthouse already?"
"Oh...nevermind! That's Felix..."
Sheba sweatdropped. "Gimme that!" she grabbed the Gameboy Advance from him.
"Hey! Frick you!" Ivan used plasma to knock it out of her hands.
"Right on!" but the GBA was singed from the lightning. "Aw! Fricken!"
"Geek..."
"Why do you keep calling me a geek?"
"Because you are, you geek!"
---Two hours later---
"Ya geeken geeky geek!" Sheba cried.
"Am not!"
"Yes you are you geeky geeker!"
"No!"
---Meanwhile---
Isaac and Garet had kidnapped Mia, and were on their way to Mars Lighthouse for no apparent reason. Isaac accendentally dropped the Mars
Star, and it lit the lighthouse.
"You moron!" Mia cried, using douse to try to put it out. "So much for saving the world!"
Then, Satorous (I dunno how to spell it!) and Menardi laughed.
"Thanks Isaac!" they giggled.
"What the...Villians giggling?" Mia looked frightened.
Garet started dancing.
"What the hecks wrong with that messed kid?" asked Satorus.
"Battle us, Isaac!" Menardi cried.
"Hey, there's more than just Isaac here, you geek! I'm Garet, and that's Mia!"
"What???!! Where the frick did they come from?!"
"You battled us on Venus lighthouse! Remember?"
"I remember battling just Isaac! I wondered why Psynergy was coming out of thin air!"
"Garet, you idiot! You must have used cloak on everyone except Isaac!" Mia shouted.
"Oh yeah, i did. I can't remember why though..."
"You're such a geek. You thought if they couldn't see us, they wouldn't fight us, but you forgot to cloak Isaac too!"
"Yeah, whatever,"
---Meanwhile---
"GEEEEEK! G-E-E-K GEEK!! GEE-"
"SHUT THE FRICK UP!" screamed Thor.
"I didn't summon you!"
"Yeah, well I can hear and see what you do, and THAT was fricking me off!"
"Oh."
Sheba sweatdropped.
---Back at Venus Lighthouse---
"Are you gonna kill us?" asked Isaac.
"Yes." Menardi said.
"Pleasent." said Mia.
Suddenly, they were drawn into an RPG battle, and they heard music.
"Ya know, I've always wondered where that fricken music comes from!" Garet said.
They all attacked, and when it was Satorus and Menardi's turn, they kept attacking.
"Hey! That's not allowed in RPG battles! We have to take turns!" Satorus yelled.
"Frick turns! We'll kill you now!" Isaac yelled. And so they did.
THE END....What you wanted to know what happened to Ivan and Sheba? Well, thats for me to know, and you to not!
Written by Chibi Sugar of the Tasperactic
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
A/N: IMPORTANT! Do not read unless you enjoy extremely stupid, pointless and retarded stories! I love Golden Sun to death, but I felt
like writing a spoof. DON'T FLAME!
---------
Ivan and Sheba were alone in a room.
"Heh!" said Ivan, lamely.
"Shut up, you geek!" Sheba cried. She decided she wanted to kill him, so she used Spark Plasma. Ivan dodged it, and starting running around
like room like an idiot.
Suddenly, a door opened, and Isaac ran in.
"GEH!!!!!!" He screamed, extremely loudly, then quickly ran back inside the door, and slammed it behind him.
Ivan and Sheba stopped what they were doing, and stared at the door, blankly.
"Ok, what's Isaac doing in the closet?" Sheba asked, frightened.
"Was he in there the whole time?" Ivan asked, equally frightened.
They sweatdropped. Ivan walked up to the closet door, and opened it. Isaac jumped out, frightening them, then ran back in the closet,
slamming the door.
"What the..." Ivan questioned.
Suddenly, Garet fell through the roof.
"I was not eavesdropping!!!" he screamed, and floated back up through the hole.
Ivan and Sheba hugged each other. Are your friends this frightening? I think not...
They looked up, and saw Garet peeking through the hole. When Garet saw Ivan see him, he screamed,
"No!! I'm fixing the roof!" and ran off to do random things.
Then Isaac ran out of the closet, and Sheba attacked him. Ivan used, Wind Slash, and summoned Thor.
Isaac starting to madly dance like an idiot, dodging Thor's lightning bolts.
"Darn it! I can't hit the little frick! Sorry Ivan!" Thor cried, then disappeared.
Ivan and Sheba sweatdropped.
"No fair! You're not allowed to dodge in RPGs!!" Ivan cried, pointing at Isaac.
Isaac hehed (as in said "heh"), then ran in the closet.
"What the frick is he doing in that closet?" asked Sheba.
Ivan hit it with Plasma, and the door flew off. Isaac was nowhere in the closet.
"What the...!" Sheba cried. "He vanished!"
They whirled around to find, Garet and Isaac standing there, holding bloody swords.
"OMG! Who'd you kill?!" Sheba cried.
"No one. That's not blood, its cherry juice!" Garet explained, licking his sword.
"Mmmmm...Cherry juice," said Isaac.
"Why were you sticking your swords in cherry juice?" Ivan yelled.
"Um...gotta go!" Garet screamed, grabbing Isaac and floating away.
They heard Garet scream "Ew! I licked blood! And for what?!"
"They've killed somebody!!" Sheba cried "We're probably next!"
Ivan was sitting down playing a video game, not listening to Sheba ramble.
"Blah blah blah blah!! And blah!!! Blah dee blah!!" screamed Sheba (that's what Ivan heard)
"Sweet! The Lost Age finally came out!" Ivan yelled.
"You geek! Don't play a video game you're in!" Sheba said.
"I'm in this one? Even sweeter!"
"What, were you dead when we acted for it?"
"Maybe I was possessed by a ghost,"
"That explains alot of things then..."
"Haha! Look at me! I'm acting like a moron!"
"You made it to Jupiter Lighthouse already?"
"Oh...nevermind! That's Felix..."
Sheba sweatdropped. "Gimme that!" she grabbed the Gameboy Advance from him.
"Hey! Frick you!" Ivan used plasma to knock it out of her hands.
"Right on!" but the GBA was singed from the lightning. "Aw! Fricken!"
"Geek..."
"Why do you keep calling me a geek?"
"Because you are, you geek!"
---Two hours later---
"Ya geeken geeky geek!" Sheba cried.
"Am not!"
"Yes you are you geeky geeker!"
"No!"
---Meanwhile---
Isaac and Garet had kidnapped Mia, and were on their way to Mars Lighthouse for no apparent reason. Isaac accendentally dropped the Mars
Star, and it lit the lighthouse.
"You moron!" Mia cried, using douse to try to put it out. "So much for saving the world!"
Then, Satorous (I dunno how to spell it!) and Menardi laughed.
"Thanks Isaac!" they giggled.
"What the...Villians giggling?" Mia looked frightened.
Garet started dancing.
"What the hecks wrong with that messed kid?" asked Satorus.
"Battle us, Isaac!" Menardi cried.
"Hey, there's more than just Isaac here, you geek! I'm Garet, and that's Mia!"
"What???!! Where the frick did they come from?!"
"You battled us on Venus lighthouse! Remember?"
"I remember battling just Isaac! I wondered why Psynergy was coming out of thin air!"
"Garet, you idiot! You must have used cloak on everyone except Isaac!" Mia shouted.
"Oh yeah, i did. I can't remember why though..."
"You're such a geek. You thought if they couldn't see us, they wouldn't fight us, but you forgot to cloak Isaac too!"
"Yeah, whatever,"
---Meanwhile---
"GEEEEEK! G-E-E-K GEEK!! GEE-"
"SHUT THE FRICK UP!" screamed Thor.
"I didn't summon you!"
"Yeah, well I can hear and see what you do, and THAT was fricking me off!"
"Oh."
Sheba sweatdropped.
---Back at Venus Lighthouse---
"Are you gonna kill us?" asked Isaac.
"Yes." Menardi said.
"Pleasent." said Mia.
Suddenly, they were drawn into an RPG battle, and they heard music.
"Ya know, I've always wondered where that fricken music comes from!" Garet said.
They all attacked, and when it was Satorus and Menardi's turn, they kept attacking.
"Hey! That's not allowed in RPG battles! We have to take turns!" Satorus yelled.
"Frick turns! We'll kill you now!" Isaac yelled. And so they did.
THE END....What you wanted to know what happened to Ivan and Sheba? Well, thats for me to know, and you to not!