Dancing like an Idiot - Golden Sun gone wrong!
Written by Chibi Sugar of the Tasperactic
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
A/N: IMPORTANT! Do not read unless you enjoy extremely stupid, pointless and retarded stories! I love Golden Sun to death, but I felt
like writing a spoof. DON'T FLAME! Felix bashing in this chapter! (hehehe!! ^_^)
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"Isaac!" Mia screamed. "We did it! We won!"
Garet sweatdropped. "Why do people only acknowledge Isaac?"
Suddenly, Jenna appeared in a ball of red smoke. "What'd I miss?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Everyone screamed, and backed away from Jenna.
"Since when did you get teleportation powers, Jenna?!" Garet questioned.
"Since the Author gave them to me!" she laughed lamely.
"Hey, where's Ivan?" asked Isaac.
"And Sheba?" Mia asked.
"AND Felix!" Jenna cried.
"Oh yeah...Him," Garet said.
"Who's Felix?" Isaac asked.
"That power of Isaac's to only remember people he likes, is very creepy,"
"Hmmm. He must like Saturos and Menardi then." Mia noted.
Suddenly, Alex appeared.
"Did you miss me?! Speak truthfully!" he threatened.
"No."
Then, Isaac was driven insane again. He ran around in small circles very quickly, then starting dancing, and yelling, "Where's my closet?!"
Alex started strangling him, then Mia used frost to freeze Isaac in a very awkward position. Everyone starting laughing hysterically.
--Meanwhile--
Ivan, Sheba and Thor were all sitting in a circle in the pure white room.
"This room is freaking me out! It's like it goes on forever..." Ivan commented
"I know! Like we're floating in a white vortex!" Thor said.
"Would you two shut up! I'm trying to figure out a way to get out! Garet and Isaac somehow sealed us into this room!" Sheba shouted.
"Hey, Thor? Where do you live?" Ivan asked, ignoring Sheba's blahing.
"In the sky. But all I ever do is watch you and wait for you to summon me! It sucks so fricken bad!"
"So, you ALWAYS watch us?"
"Yeap."
Ivan backed away. "Even when--"
"IVAN!" Sheba screamed.
--Meanwhile--
Felix was wandering alone in a field.
"I wonder where everyone is?"
Suddenly, Isaac popped in like that little green man off...urm...it's either Jetsons or Flintstones. Um, Yeah, that.
"It's YOU!" Felix said, pointing at Isaac with his thumb (A/N: Yes...I HAVE had too much coffee tonight. I shall give some to Felix)
A coffee mug pops into Felix's hand.
"Drink me!" the mug shouted! (A/N: I need serious help...)
Felix fainted, and Isaac drank the coffee. Then Isaac picked Felix up, using Carry Psynergy, cuz Felix needs to lose major weight! Then, Isaac
used his fake non-existant mind powers to transport him back to Mars Lighthouse, where everyone was sitting and drinking coffee and eating
shrimp. Garet jumped up, and ran over to Isaac, pushing Felix out of his hands. Felix fell to the floor with a thump that was REALLY loud, cuz
Felix needs to lose weight!!
Jenna: Where are you going, Garet?
Garet: Isaac and I are going to destroy Ivan and Sheba!
Alex (drinking coffee as well): Why?
Isaac: Because we ran out of Cherry juice!
Then they vanished into thin air. Everyone stared at each other with blank expressions.
--Meanwhile--
Ivan and Thor were playing the Lost Age.
Thor: Use a summon!!!
Ivan: But my Djinn arn't on standby!!!
Thor: But you'll die if you don't summon!!!
Ivan: I know!!!
Both their eyes were locked on the screen.
Thor: You can't kill Jenna!
Ivan: I can't believe I killed Jenna!
Thor: Yeah, when you could've downed Felix! I told you you needed a summon!
Sheba stood up, ready to knock them out with her staff, then Garet and Isaac appeared out of no where, holding 'Cherry juice' covered
swords. Sheba jumped. "Ah!"
Isaac: RIGHT ON, IVAN! Garet! He's playing the Lost Age!!!
Garet: *sweatdrop*
Isaac ran over to Ivan, dropping his sword, and started to play with Ivan and Thor. Then, Atalanta came down, and started to play with them.
Atalanta: This is my favourite part!
Garet grabbed Sheba's arm, and transported her to Mars Lighthouse, where everyone was sitting on Felix, drinking coffee.
Mia: Felix is fat, so its comfortable!
Garet used halt on Sheba, but it had no effect, so he just carried her, and, they sat on her as well.
Alex: She's not cooshy and soft!
Sheba used Shine Plasma, and everyone got fried.
Jenna: At least my coffee is hot now!
Sheba: whats with the coffee thing?!
Garet: Chibi Sugar (A/N: that's ME!) is on a coffee high.
All: AGAIN?
Mia: She makes us say funnier things when she's on sugar highs.
--Meanwhile--
Isaac: Wow, we beat it already! I love being able to talk in this one! *laughs at Felix for not being able to talk* (A/N: I don't actually know if Isaac talks. I bet he does tho. And i bet Felix doesn't cuz he's the main character)
Ivan: How come u couldn't talk before? That was really...strange. You only said yes, no, .... and !!!
Isaac: ...
Thor: How come they get new summons? I'm an awesome level-4 summon! Heh!
Atalanta: Grr!
--Meanwhile-- (again)
Alex: Felix! You're disturbing my comfort!
Felix: Oh. Sorry!
Sheba: You know Felix, you're an idiot.
Felix: Why?
Sheba: Because you can use Ragnarok to get them off you.
Felix: Oh yeah! RAGNAR--
Mia (covering his mouth): Shut up. If theres one thing you should do, it's losing weight! Now, go run on that treadmill that just appeared in
white smoke!
Felix: Darnit! *runs on treadmill*
Felix (thinking): Why do i need to lose weight?
Sheba (reading his mind): Because you're chunky!
Felix: No i'm not!
Sheba: Shut up and Run!
--The White Room--
Ivan: I wonder what everyone is doing right now?
Thor: It's so boring! When's Golden Sun 3 coming out?!
Isaac: Let's transport to wherever they are!
Ivan: How can we transport, if we don't know where they are?
Isaac: Where are they, Chibi Sugar?
Chibi Sugar (echoy deep voice from the sky): At Mars Lighthouse....echo...echo...
Isaac: Oh yeah! I knew that!
Thor: What's a Mars Lighthouse?
Ivan: Frick off and go back into the sky!
*Isaac and Ivan transport, and appear at Mars lighthouse in a puff on rainbow smoke*
All: Ahh!
Isaac and Ivan: Hey!
*Mia makes the treadmill go faster*
Mia: Run hard, Felix!!
*Felix pants*
Isaac: Haha! Felix, you suck!
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THE END...of that chapter! Will Felix be killed by the other adepts who all hate him, except Jenna? And why isn't Jenna stopping them from exercising
Felix to death? Has Jenna come to hate her very hateable brother? (Mwhaha...)
Written by Chibi Sugar of the Tasperactic
Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun.
A/N: IMPORTANT! Do not read unless you enjoy extremely stupid, pointless and retarded stories! I love Golden Sun to death, but I felt
like writing a spoof. DON'T FLAME! Felix bashing in this chapter! (hehehe!! ^_^)
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"Isaac!" Mia screamed. "We did it! We won!"
Garet sweatdropped. "Why do people only acknowledge Isaac?"
Suddenly, Jenna appeared in a ball of red smoke. "What'd I miss?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Everyone screamed, and backed away from Jenna.
"Since when did you get teleportation powers, Jenna?!" Garet questioned.
"Since the Author gave them to me!" she laughed lamely.
"Hey, where's Ivan?" asked Isaac.
"And Sheba?" Mia asked.
"AND Felix!" Jenna cried.
"Oh yeah...Him," Garet said.
"Who's Felix?" Isaac asked.
"That power of Isaac's to only remember people he likes, is very creepy,"
"Hmmm. He must like Saturos and Menardi then." Mia noted.
Suddenly, Alex appeared.
"Did you miss me?! Speak truthfully!" he threatened.
"No."
Then, Isaac was driven insane again. He ran around in small circles very quickly, then starting dancing, and yelling, "Where's my closet?!"
Alex started strangling him, then Mia used frost to freeze Isaac in a very awkward position. Everyone starting laughing hysterically.
--Meanwhile--
Ivan, Sheba and Thor were all sitting in a circle in the pure white room.
"This room is freaking me out! It's like it goes on forever..." Ivan commented
"I know! Like we're floating in a white vortex!" Thor said.
"Would you two shut up! I'm trying to figure out a way to get out! Garet and Isaac somehow sealed us into this room!" Sheba shouted.
"Hey, Thor? Where do you live?" Ivan asked, ignoring Sheba's blahing.
"In the sky. But all I ever do is watch you and wait for you to summon me! It sucks so fricken bad!"
"So, you ALWAYS watch us?"
"Yeap."
Ivan backed away. "Even when--"
"IVAN!" Sheba screamed.
--Meanwhile--
Felix was wandering alone in a field.
"I wonder where everyone is?"
Suddenly, Isaac popped in like that little green man off...urm...it's either Jetsons or Flintstones. Um, Yeah, that.
"It's YOU!" Felix said, pointing at Isaac with his thumb (A/N: Yes...I HAVE had too much coffee tonight. I shall give some to Felix)
A coffee mug pops into Felix's hand.
"Drink me!" the mug shouted! (A/N: I need serious help...)
Felix fainted, and Isaac drank the coffee. Then Isaac picked Felix up, using Carry Psynergy, cuz Felix needs to lose major weight! Then, Isaac
used his fake non-existant mind powers to transport him back to Mars Lighthouse, where everyone was sitting and drinking coffee and eating
shrimp. Garet jumped up, and ran over to Isaac, pushing Felix out of his hands. Felix fell to the floor with a thump that was REALLY loud, cuz
Felix needs to lose weight!!
Jenna: Where are you going, Garet?
Garet: Isaac and I are going to destroy Ivan and Sheba!
Alex (drinking coffee as well): Why?
Isaac: Because we ran out of Cherry juice!
Then they vanished into thin air. Everyone stared at each other with blank expressions.
--Meanwhile--
Ivan and Thor were playing the Lost Age.
Thor: Use a summon!!!
Ivan: But my Djinn arn't on standby!!!
Thor: But you'll die if you don't summon!!!
Ivan: I know!!!
Both their eyes were locked on the screen.
Thor: You can't kill Jenna!
Ivan: I can't believe I killed Jenna!
Thor: Yeah, when you could've downed Felix! I told you you needed a summon!
Sheba stood up, ready to knock them out with her staff, then Garet and Isaac appeared out of no where, holding 'Cherry juice' covered
swords. Sheba jumped. "Ah!"
Isaac: RIGHT ON, IVAN! Garet! He's playing the Lost Age!!!
Garet: *sweatdrop*
Isaac ran over to Ivan, dropping his sword, and started to play with Ivan and Thor. Then, Atalanta came down, and started to play with them.
Atalanta: This is my favourite part!
Garet grabbed Sheba's arm, and transported her to Mars Lighthouse, where everyone was sitting on Felix, drinking coffee.
Mia: Felix is fat, so its comfortable!
Garet used halt on Sheba, but it had no effect, so he just carried her, and, they sat on her as well.
Alex: She's not cooshy and soft!
Sheba used Shine Plasma, and everyone got fried.
Jenna: At least my coffee is hot now!
Sheba: whats with the coffee thing?!
Garet: Chibi Sugar (A/N: that's ME!) is on a coffee high.
All: AGAIN?
Mia: She makes us say funnier things when she's on sugar highs.
--Meanwhile--
Isaac: Wow, we beat it already! I love being able to talk in this one! *laughs at Felix for not being able to talk* (A/N: I don't actually know if Isaac talks. I bet he does tho. And i bet Felix doesn't cuz he's the main character)
Ivan: How come u couldn't talk before? That was really...strange. You only said yes, no, .... and !!!
Isaac: ...
Thor: How come they get new summons? I'm an awesome level-4 summon! Heh!
Atalanta: Grr!
--Meanwhile-- (again)
Alex: Felix! You're disturbing my comfort!
Felix: Oh. Sorry!
Sheba: You know Felix, you're an idiot.
Felix: Why?
Sheba: Because you can use Ragnarok to get them off you.
Felix: Oh yeah! RAGNAR--
Mia (covering his mouth): Shut up. If theres one thing you should do, it's losing weight! Now, go run on that treadmill that just appeared in
white smoke!
Felix: Darnit! *runs on treadmill*
Felix (thinking): Why do i need to lose weight?
Sheba (reading his mind): Because you're chunky!
Felix: No i'm not!
Sheba: Shut up and Run!
--The White Room--
Ivan: I wonder what everyone is doing right now?
Thor: It's so boring! When's Golden Sun 3 coming out?!
Isaac: Let's transport to wherever they are!
Ivan: How can we transport, if we don't know where they are?
Isaac: Where are they, Chibi Sugar?
Chibi Sugar (echoy deep voice from the sky): At Mars Lighthouse....echo...echo...
Isaac: Oh yeah! I knew that!
Thor: What's a Mars Lighthouse?
Ivan: Frick off and go back into the sky!
*Isaac and Ivan transport, and appear at Mars lighthouse in a puff on rainbow smoke*
All: Ahh!
Isaac and Ivan: Hey!
*Mia makes the treadmill go faster*
Mia: Run hard, Felix!!
*Felix pants*
Isaac: Haha! Felix, you suck!
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THE END...of that chapter! Will Felix be killed by the other adepts who all hate him, except Jenna? And why isn't Jenna stopping them from exercising
Felix to death? Has Jenna come to hate her very hateable brother? (Mwhaha...)