Dancing like an Idiot - Chapter 5! :O

Golden Sun Randomness!

By Chibi Sugar

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Felix is running on a treadmill. He pants.

Felix: Mia!

She ignores him.

Felix: RAGNAROK!

Nothing happens.

Ivan: I sealed your psynergy, you idiot.

Suddenly, Garet transports to another demention, and Jenna goes with him.

Jenna: Where the frick are we?

Garet: I dunno.

*Link floats in from a window* (A/N: Juss so u know, thats a huge plot hole, cuz dementions don't have windows)

Link: HEY!

Garet & Jenna: OMG!

Link: *brandishes his sword*

Author: Alllrightly...*pops in a plucks Link from the story*

*Rewind*

Jenna: Where are we?

Garet: How the *beep* should I know?

*Mars Lighthouse*

Karst pops in with Alex.

Karst: ISAAC!

Isaac: ?_?

Karst lunges at him.

Isaac: Er...ODYSSEY!!

Karst: X_X my...revenge...

THe Wise one appears.

Wise One: Felix! Hand over my mask!

Felix: !!! *runs off*

Mia: I'm bored of being at Mars Lighthouse!

Alex: Where do you suggest we go?

Sheba: Alex, what makes you think you're invited?

Alex: ....

Picard appears out of thin air.

Picard: Hello.

Sheba: HI PIERS!

Picard: *glare* DON'T CALL ME THAT.

Sheba: How old are you?

Picard: !!! NEVERMIND!

Sheba casts mind read.

Picard's mind: I can't tell her that I'm 3007 years old!

Sheba: Whoa! 3007?! Holy frick!

Mia: Picard is 3007? *laughs*

Picard: -_-

Sheba: Heehee!

Picard: SHEBA!

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Garet: This place sucks! Let's go back to Mars Lighthouse!

Felix appears running for his life from the Wise One.

Jenna: o_O;;

Garet: ~_~

Felix: HELLLLPPP

Jenna: No, I think I'd rather leave you here.

Garet and Jenna transport.

Felix: !_!

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Ivan: So, where are we going?

Picard: Lemuria!

All: NO.

Jenna, Garet, Chibi Sugar and Invistar pop in.

Chibi: Hey! I'm the author, and I'm all powerful! *casts Pyroclasm* Whoops! Oh well!

Ivan: I love you, Chibi Sugar.

Chibi: *swoon*

Ivan: Whoa! I couldn't even control what I was saying!

Chibi: ^_^ See? That makes me all-powerful!

Invistar: Let's go to Lemuria!

Chibi: YEAH!

All: -_-;;

Chibi: COME, or DIE.

Chibi takes over Jenna's body, and Invistar takes Sheba's.

They transport to Lemuria.

Ivan: Jenna! Stay away! ~_~

Jenna clings to Ivan's arm, and he tries to shake her off.

Ivan: Ever since Jenna was possessed, she's been really weird!

Jenna AKA Chibi (thinking): Yes, yes. Think that, Ivan. I AM JENNA. MWH.

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