This very angering story starts out at a store called Everything In The
World But Eggs. What Homer didn't know that they did not sell eggs. So
Homer goes in and says, "Show me the eggs or get whacked by a rubber
chicken."
The clerk says, "Can you read?"
Homer says, "what is this word read you speak of?"
The clerk says, "you know.You read a book?" Then under his breath he says, "What a moron!"
Homer says, ''You're supposed to read those? I thought you were supposed to eat them!"
Right about now the clerk is thinking just go away or I will whack you with your rubber chicken. So this argument goes on for about one hour. Finally, the line is about two carts long and the clerk says, "sir you have to go the line is so long'' even though it wasn't. Homer got so pissed off he just left.
Next he went to the quickie mart and Homer asks Apoo for eggs. And his reply is, "Homer you know we sell nothing but shitty food and it is normally hi in sugar not cholesterol. So homer left and thought, " I know I will ask Marge for an egg. Women lay eggs, right?''
So he went home and looked in the fridge. It had nothing but eggs in it. So he cooked some eggs. Then he ate and ate and ate and ate.
BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The clerk says, "Can you read?"
Homer says, "what is this word read you speak of?"
The clerk says, "you know.You read a book?" Then under his breath he says, "What a moron!"
Homer says, ''You're supposed to read those? I thought you were supposed to eat them!"
Right about now the clerk is thinking just go away or I will whack you with your rubber chicken. So this argument goes on for about one hour. Finally, the line is about two carts long and the clerk says, "sir you have to go the line is so long'' even though it wasn't. Homer got so pissed off he just left.
Next he went to the quickie mart and Homer asks Apoo for eggs. And his reply is, "Homer you know we sell nothing but shitty food and it is normally hi in sugar not cholesterol. So homer left and thought, " I know I will ask Marge for an egg. Women lay eggs, right?''
So he went home and looked in the fridge. It had nothing but eggs in it. So he cooked some eggs. Then he ate and ate and ate and ate.
BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!