Underwear
Summary/Disc: Boredom taken to new lows. Not written by Doc Suess, obviously, but in the stylings of.
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The Master Yoda's underwear, he wore
them beneath pants that flared.
He wore them tucked behind a robe.
He even scanned them with a probe.
Sometimes they're red, sometimes
they're blue. They're known to take on many hues.
They come in knit and sometimes
mink. They get so wild your cheeks turn pink.
He leaves them there, he leaves them
here. He left them once in Qui-Gon's beer.
He flaunts them morning, noon and
night. He flaunts them out to get a bite.
I saw them once upon his head.
"They make a perfect hat," he said.
But it came time to draw the line
when Yoda butt-snapped Palpatine.
At this came forth the Jedi Mace,
his saber drawn and stern his face.
"The Council says you've got to
change! The Senate thinks the Jedi strange!"
He liked that thought, he liked it
well, he changed so fast he nearly fell.
His leather thongs were placed aloft,
replaced by something smooth and soft.
And then the Jedi Temple staff, behind
the master's back did laugh.
For hidden by his robe so fair,
was girlish, lacy underwear.
But Master Yoda didn't mind, his
pretty panties felt so fine.
And in his heart he hatched a plot,
he'd put their undies in a knot.
A debt he felt he was now owed, so
altered he the Jedi Code.
And when they learned of his new
rule, the Jedi Council thought him cruel.
He forced them all to understand,
so underwear was promptly banned.
"A fuss, you make, about my clothes?
Who will laugh last when you're exposed?"
But then, thought he, he should amend,
for cries of rage could not pretend.
The Jedi calmed and learned with
ease, in truth they all enjoyed the breeze.
So now when you see Jedi smile, just
sit and run this back awhile.
They would not fight, they would
not care. If not for Yoda's underwear.
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Author: Not me...oh, okay. Ruse. jedinineofnine@hotmail.com Disclaimer: Yoda belongs to George Lucas. Dr. Suess belongs to himself. Madness belongs to me. :-O
A/N: Don't you just
love me for sharing this stuff? ;-) Thank you to anyone that doesn't
send men in white coats to my house.