The Silmarillion for Morons

By BlueCyrus54

After reading "The Silmarillion for Idiots", by randomwriter96, I was inspired to wright my own version of the Silmarillion.

Disclaimer: The Silmarillion is owned by JRR Tolkien, or so I think...

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Ainulidale:

Eru exist. Also called Iluvatar.

Him powerful.

Him create Ainur.

Ainur sing.

Music pretty.

Oooohhh.

Eru bring Ainur together.

Ainur make Great Music.

Melkor corrupt music.

Eru get mad.

He start new music.

Melkor screw up new music.

Eru get mad again.

Him start another music.

Music stops.

Melkor get put down by Eru.

Melkor hold grudge.

Ainur see vision of world.

Ainur like vision.

Eru says "Ea!".

World gets created.

Some Ainur go into world.

They called Valar and Maiar.

END OF AINULINDALE
Well, even though this is a stupid story, I just had to wright it. Like it? Hate it? Review it!