Hr Or H?

DISCLAIMER- J.K ROWLING OWNS THE CHARACTERS AND ANYTHING RELATED TO HARRY POTTER. ANY SIMILARITY BETWEEN THIS STORY, PLOT OR STORY LINE TO ANY OTHER STORY IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

CHAPTER 3

Draco's piercing scream shattered through the silence of the early morning corridors. He weaved in and out of the corridors, frantically trying to remember where the portrait for the Slytherin common room was.

He halted abruptly when he spotted a puggy dwarf dressed up in a white diaper with red and pink heart shaped patterns decorated along the sides, standing at the doorway.

The dwarf stomped in front of Draco and glanced at the parchment before him and then to Draco.

"Are you Draco Malfoy?" asked the surly dwarf.

"Yes, why?" stuttered Draco, wiping back the beads of invisible sweat forming on his creamy skin.

"I have a valentine for a Draco Malfoy. I have a valentine for you," sung the grouchy dwarf.

"But- but- but Valentine's day was over long ago!" spluttered a bewildered Draco.

"Valentine's day is not the only day when one can receive or dispatch a valentines. For instance, today's not valentine's day and you are about to get one," stated the dwarf lazily.

"Who is it from?! Who?! Who?!" screeched Draco. Draco snatched the dwarf by his bow and shook his violently till the diapers were beginning to slip of.

"Stop it! I can't speak properly when I'm agitated," choked out the dwarf.

Draco unwillingly let go of the dwarf. The dwarf grudgingly pulled up his patterned diapers.

"I am not at liberty to dismiss information about the sender of whom wishes to remain anonymous. Now, let me get this over and done with for both of us!" commanded the irritated dwarf.

Draco let out a shriek of unbridled agony and agitation before the dwarf, much to the Draco's horror, performed a full- on rendition of a popular muggle song, accompanied with pirouettes, flashy colours and neon lights.

I know I may be young,

But I've got feelings too,

And I need to do what I feel like doing,

So let me go,

And just listen,

All of you people look at me like I'm a little guy,

Well, did you ever think it would be okay for me to step into this world,

Always saying little guy, don't step onto the block,

I'm just trying to find out why because this is what I've learned,

I know I may come off wild, I may come off shy,

But I feel like talking, I feel like dancing when I see this guy,

What's practical? What's logical? What the hell, who cares?

All I know is that I'm so happy when you're dancing near,

I'm a slave for you,

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it,

I'm a slave for you,

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to fight it,

Baby don't you want to, dance upon me,

To another time and place,

Oh baby, don't you want to, dance upon me,

Because I'm an animal,

Like that,

You like it?

Now watch me,

I really want to dance tonight with you,

I really want to do what you want me to do,

I really want to dance tonight with you,

I really want to do what you want me to do,

Baby don't you won't to, dance upon me,

To another time and place,

Baby don't you won't to, dance upon me,

Because I'm an animal,

I'm a slave for you,

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it,

I'm a slave for you,

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it baby,

I'm a slave for you,

I cannot hold it, I cannot control it,

I'm a slave for you,

I won't deny it, I'm not trying to hide it,

Like that!

The song ended with an explosion of colourful fireworks and glittery pom-poms.

The sounds of loud, hysterical laughter and frenzied clapping drifted from the doorway as soon as the dwarf finished performing

"Encore! Encore!"

Blaise Zambini, Pansy Parkinson and a few other Slytherins were collapsed, rolling about in the doorway, roughly slapping the ground.

Draco screamed in sheer terror at the very thought of another 3 minutes and 29 second rendition of "I'm a slave 4 U" performed by a nappy wearing, bow and arrow-cupid-look-a-like dwarf.

DISCLAIMER- THE SONG SUNG ABOVE ENTITLED "I'M A SLAVE 4 U" IS PROPERTY OF BRITNEY SPEARS.

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