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A Spoonful of Sugar Makes it worse!
A decade had past, an addition to the Briefs family had been made and called Bra much to Trunks satisfaction (you see he was fed up of being teased about his name and now he could share it with his sister as big brother's should). Zodiac had, had her hair cut because if Trunks and Bra could do it so could she. Opps! As the hair dresser cut off chunks off a lifetimes work Zodiac's hair did something that made Bulma swallow very hard as she realised what was happening ( unlike the poor hairdresser who thought she was witnessing something out of the "Exorcist". As she began worrying as to how her attorney would laugh at having to defend her against the likes of Capsule corporation!) Each newly cut strand of hair stood on end and soon enough formed that very familiar troll style seen upon our saiyain prince's noggin just a smaller version. Her blue fringe however broke the scissors. So it stayed in the usual parting with to bits that fell to her cheeks and two that fell to her chest. It was one of those styles that the more you got used to it the better it looked, unless you where the hairdresser whom was last seen on "Strange but True" with bits of metal that was supposed to be a pair of scissors. Trunks and Bra thought it cool, Bulma, well, Bulma didn't comment and Vegeta soon enough blinked away the expression of shock and mutter one or two things which shall only be translated as "figures" for the children at home.
Vegeta couldn't remember the last time he'd had a lay in, and not just one of those accidentally slept through the alarm lay ins but a proper lay in till mid afternoon. No wait he could remember: it was when Bulma was giving birth to Trunks, he had to stand there all night and most of the next day while the onna tore out chunks of his arm, yelled, screamed, cursed and cried. You'd have had the impression that it was his fault or somethin. hold on. Well anyway he slept past breakfast and most of lunch, but the smell of bagels got him in the end. Today however he had an even better excuse to stay in bed, he was ill. Now normally he would just ignore it, but when your throwing up when you move slightly, your head feels like Buu's just knocked seven bells out of you and you're the colour of fresh milk the best conclusion is bed. Especially when it's your wife that has come to that conclusion. Picture it Vegeta snuggled up amongst a hundred fluffy pillows, a hot water bottle and electric blanket as support and a warm glass of milk beside him. No you can't picture it, that's probably because it wasn't like that oh the description was perfectly correct apart from one part Vegeta was not snuggling, oh no, he was glaring at the ceiling, he hated being fussed over and all you could hear was a bitter cry of "Damn those meddling kids!" Of all the things to catch of them why this torture, it's possibly worst than that time Trunks got nits, God that made Vegeta panic. (remember that time in Buu's stomach when Vegeta meet those worms, now imagine that, but with him swatting his head and not to mention poor Trunks) It didn't help that Bulma thought that whilst he was all "vunerable" as she put it, he was cute, which made a strangely scary side appear from her, a side he never knew she had, a side just like her MOTHER'S! She fluffed his pillows and stroked his face telling him "It would be all better soon" and along with Bra putting on her Mary Poppins CD "a Spoon full of Sugar" Vegeta was going Insane, and madly clenching the water bottle between his teeth so as not to do something he'd regret like move and puke, this way he just got wet. Now Zodiac and Mirai Trunks (don't ask me what his doing back in GT era cause I don't know) both wanted revenge on their father and was greatly enjoying waiting their father suffer. Mirai wanted revenge as he didn't think "Great another nit infested brat!" was very welcoming after travelling through time, and Zodiac well. One morning after Bra had been crying about something or another, Zodiac went proudly downstairs to eat breakfast to find that Vegeta had.cut his hair! Meaning he was a hypocrite after all them years of looking disgustedly at her and Trunks, after all her hair she thought, had brought them a lot more closer so of cause he had to pay. To make him pay both of them had searched endlessly for hours through Bra's room for one particular thing that would settle it all. Bra's instant hair braider. The plan had come to them quite simply that morning when Bulma announced that she'd have to give Vegeta sleeping pills at exactly two o' clock if he was to sleep at all tonight, and whilst this was being said there was Bra happily braiding a dolly's hair. All Mirai and Zodiac could do was look at each other with their father's trademark smirk.
Vegeta wasn't to bored as he'd found the phone. His key to killing boredom was by pranking Kakarotte. In his best English accent Vegeta's calls went something like this: " Hello this is Goooooooookkkkkkkkuuuuu" "Erm.. yes Mr. Son I,m calling to inform you that you are to stay calm as your wife is tring to poison you throught her cooking!" "Who Chi Chi?" "No your other wife you Baka *cough* I mean yes Son Chi Chi has been sent by the government to kill and capture you." "Why?" "Erm..for experimental purposes" "Why?" "Because your erm.. an alien yes that's it" "Oh I best warn Chi Chi and the others then !" "No you idiot! Heehee Well it's Chi Chi that's trying to get you" "Why?" "Oh for Kami's sake just don't eat anything she gives you!" "Oh okay!"
As he put down the phone Bulma entered with his lunch and sleeping pills followed suspiciously by both Zodiac and Trunks both being incredibly nice. He looked towards Bulma in fear but all she did was shrug while she tried to feed him, Vegeta moved his face as the "choo chooo train " spoon came anywhere near him. He watched Zodiac and Mirai as they refilled his water bottle and patch up the toothmarks offering their assistance. A sudden thought entered Vegeta's head "They're all acting like that mother-in -law of mine. Oh my Kami she's possessed them all!" and with that he began shaking. Bulma thinking he was cold gave up playing eat the chicken soup and tried tucking him in, Vegeta's reaction was to grab the tablets and hide under the bed sheets which was soon followed by gentle snoring. The phone began ringing so Bulma diverted it to downstairs so as not to disturb her "dear ickle Veggie". At this point Mirai pulled his drug induced father from beneath the covers whist a loud whirring noise could be heard along with two very evil laughs.
Much to Bulma's dismay (thinking those tablet should do the job) Vegeta awoke two hours later, the house knew this by the loud yell that shoke Capsule corp. Bulma rush upstairs to find vegeta with a very similar stle to that of chibi Trunks apart from one obvious difference, a rim of neon coloured beads hung at the end of this style. Bulma sniggered rubbing it in more by saying "Oh Vegeta I love it you look so sweet what do you think Goku?" "Kakarotte! Here! No! Why?!" "Well after you fell asleep I received a phone call from Chi Chi saying that Goku was refusing to eat anything she cooked due to what some strange man on a phone said" "So why does he have to come here why can't cueball ever put up with him!" "Well you see I had to trace the number" she smiled as she lifted up Vegeta's phone, Vegeta tried very hard to look innocent "And erm.whos number was it" "Yours!" "Look woman, do you really think that I would.." "YES!" At this point Bra and chibi came bouncing in jumping upon their father's bed . "Wow daddy your hair is just like my dolly's" Vegeta slowly looked from her doll to the mirror as sniggering erupted from the doorway which held both Mirai and Zodiac.
Now as we leave Capsule corporation you may wish to cover your ears from the "conversation" being held inside..
"Why you .*puking sounds*" "Vegeta sit still!" "Well things could be worse Vegeta you could have not had anything to eat!" "Oh shut up Kaka. *more puking sounds* rotte!" "Oh Vegeta!" "Bulma I'm hungry!" "After watching that! Goku you amaze me" "Hello everyone and how's my little son-in-law doing ahh his still poorly woorly, let me sing you a song to make it all better.Just a spoon full of sugar.." "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeeeeeeeelppppp mmmmmmmmeeeeee! *gak*!"
So as the prince runs from his castle I bid you fairwell!
Renny's back, back again Renny's back tell a friend! But not a friend who gives mean reviews! Please?!!
A Spoonful of Sugar Makes it worse!
A decade had past, an addition to the Briefs family had been made and called Bra much to Trunks satisfaction (you see he was fed up of being teased about his name and now he could share it with his sister as big brother's should). Zodiac had, had her hair cut because if Trunks and Bra could do it so could she. Opps! As the hair dresser cut off chunks off a lifetimes work Zodiac's hair did something that made Bulma swallow very hard as she realised what was happening ( unlike the poor hairdresser who thought she was witnessing something out of the "Exorcist". As she began worrying as to how her attorney would laugh at having to defend her against the likes of Capsule corporation!) Each newly cut strand of hair stood on end and soon enough formed that very familiar troll style seen upon our saiyain prince's noggin just a smaller version. Her blue fringe however broke the scissors. So it stayed in the usual parting with to bits that fell to her cheeks and two that fell to her chest. It was one of those styles that the more you got used to it the better it looked, unless you where the hairdresser whom was last seen on "Strange but True" with bits of metal that was supposed to be a pair of scissors. Trunks and Bra thought it cool, Bulma, well, Bulma didn't comment and Vegeta soon enough blinked away the expression of shock and mutter one or two things which shall only be translated as "figures" for the children at home.
Vegeta couldn't remember the last time he'd had a lay in, and not just one of those accidentally slept through the alarm lay ins but a proper lay in till mid afternoon. No wait he could remember: it was when Bulma was giving birth to Trunks, he had to stand there all night and most of the next day while the onna tore out chunks of his arm, yelled, screamed, cursed and cried. You'd have had the impression that it was his fault or somethin. hold on. Well anyway he slept past breakfast and most of lunch, but the smell of bagels got him in the end. Today however he had an even better excuse to stay in bed, he was ill. Now normally he would just ignore it, but when your throwing up when you move slightly, your head feels like Buu's just knocked seven bells out of you and you're the colour of fresh milk the best conclusion is bed. Especially when it's your wife that has come to that conclusion. Picture it Vegeta snuggled up amongst a hundred fluffy pillows, a hot water bottle and electric blanket as support and a warm glass of milk beside him. No you can't picture it, that's probably because it wasn't like that oh the description was perfectly correct apart from one part Vegeta was not snuggling, oh no, he was glaring at the ceiling, he hated being fussed over and all you could hear was a bitter cry of "Damn those meddling kids!" Of all the things to catch of them why this torture, it's possibly worst than that time Trunks got nits, God that made Vegeta panic. (remember that time in Buu's stomach when Vegeta meet those worms, now imagine that, but with him swatting his head and not to mention poor Trunks) It didn't help that Bulma thought that whilst he was all "vunerable" as she put it, he was cute, which made a strangely scary side appear from her, a side he never knew she had, a side just like her MOTHER'S! She fluffed his pillows and stroked his face telling him "It would be all better soon" and along with Bra putting on her Mary Poppins CD "a Spoon full of Sugar" Vegeta was going Insane, and madly clenching the water bottle between his teeth so as not to do something he'd regret like move and puke, this way he just got wet. Now Zodiac and Mirai Trunks (don't ask me what his doing back in GT era cause I don't know) both wanted revenge on their father and was greatly enjoying waiting their father suffer. Mirai wanted revenge as he didn't think "Great another nit infested brat!" was very welcoming after travelling through time, and Zodiac well. One morning after Bra had been crying about something or another, Zodiac went proudly downstairs to eat breakfast to find that Vegeta had.cut his hair! Meaning he was a hypocrite after all them years of looking disgustedly at her and Trunks, after all her hair she thought, had brought them a lot more closer so of cause he had to pay. To make him pay both of them had searched endlessly for hours through Bra's room for one particular thing that would settle it all. Bra's instant hair braider. The plan had come to them quite simply that morning when Bulma announced that she'd have to give Vegeta sleeping pills at exactly two o' clock if he was to sleep at all tonight, and whilst this was being said there was Bra happily braiding a dolly's hair. All Mirai and Zodiac could do was look at each other with their father's trademark smirk.
Vegeta wasn't to bored as he'd found the phone. His key to killing boredom was by pranking Kakarotte. In his best English accent Vegeta's calls went something like this: " Hello this is Goooooooookkkkkkkkuuuuu" "Erm.. yes Mr. Son I,m calling to inform you that you are to stay calm as your wife is tring to poison you throught her cooking!" "Who Chi Chi?" "No your other wife you Baka *cough* I mean yes Son Chi Chi has been sent by the government to kill and capture you." "Why?" "Erm..for experimental purposes" "Why?" "Because your erm.. an alien yes that's it" "Oh I best warn Chi Chi and the others then !" "No you idiot! Heehee Well it's Chi Chi that's trying to get you" "Why?" "Oh for Kami's sake just don't eat anything she gives you!" "Oh okay!"
As he put down the phone Bulma entered with his lunch and sleeping pills followed suspiciously by both Zodiac and Trunks both being incredibly nice. He looked towards Bulma in fear but all she did was shrug while she tried to feed him, Vegeta moved his face as the "choo chooo train " spoon came anywhere near him. He watched Zodiac and Mirai as they refilled his water bottle and patch up the toothmarks offering their assistance. A sudden thought entered Vegeta's head "They're all acting like that mother-in -law of mine. Oh my Kami she's possessed them all!" and with that he began shaking. Bulma thinking he was cold gave up playing eat the chicken soup and tried tucking him in, Vegeta's reaction was to grab the tablets and hide under the bed sheets which was soon followed by gentle snoring. The phone began ringing so Bulma diverted it to downstairs so as not to disturb her "dear ickle Veggie". At this point Mirai pulled his drug induced father from beneath the covers whist a loud whirring noise could be heard along with two very evil laughs.
Much to Bulma's dismay (thinking those tablet should do the job) Vegeta awoke two hours later, the house knew this by the loud yell that shoke Capsule corp. Bulma rush upstairs to find vegeta with a very similar stle to that of chibi Trunks apart from one obvious difference, a rim of neon coloured beads hung at the end of this style. Bulma sniggered rubbing it in more by saying "Oh Vegeta I love it you look so sweet what do you think Goku?" "Kakarotte! Here! No! Why?!" "Well after you fell asleep I received a phone call from Chi Chi saying that Goku was refusing to eat anything she cooked due to what some strange man on a phone said" "So why does he have to come here why can't cueball ever put up with him!" "Well you see I had to trace the number" she smiled as she lifted up Vegeta's phone, Vegeta tried very hard to look innocent "And erm.whos number was it" "Yours!" "Look woman, do you really think that I would.." "YES!" At this point Bra and chibi came bouncing in jumping upon their father's bed . "Wow daddy your hair is just like my dolly's" Vegeta slowly looked from her doll to the mirror as sniggering erupted from the doorway which held both Mirai and Zodiac.
Now as we leave Capsule corporation you may wish to cover your ears from the "conversation" being held inside..
"Why you .*puking sounds*" "Vegeta sit still!" "Well things could be worse Vegeta you could have not had anything to eat!" "Oh shut up Kaka. *more puking sounds* rotte!" "Oh Vegeta!" "Bulma I'm hungry!" "After watching that! Goku you amaze me" "Hello everyone and how's my little son-in-law doing ahh his still poorly woorly, let me sing you a song to make it all better.Just a spoon full of sugar.." "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeeeeeeeelppppp mmmmmmmmeeeeee! *gak*!"
So as the prince runs from his castle I bid you fairwell!