Just a little thing I thought up, don't know if it's funny or not. You tell
me.
Doorknob
Vegeta stood at the doorway; they had just arrived and was wondering around the humongous house aimlessly. He was still in shock from being brought back to life after his death at the hands of Freeza.
The house was full of new things to him. So many mysteries to solve.
He already solved the mystery of the doors. He stood there waiting for it to open, but it didn't even budge.
He chose another one thinking that it must be broken.
After the third door he had enough.
"WOMAN!!!!!"
The whole Z gang rushed up the stairs.
"What's your problem?"
"All of the stupid doors are broken!"
"What do you mean, they all look pretty fine to me."
"But they won't open when I go close!"
"You actually have to use your hands and open them you know."
"But there are no punch pads whatsoever! How am I supposed to open them?"
"Try using the doorknobs, oh-high-and-mighty-prince!"
Vegeta looked at the blue-haired woman confused.
"What the hell is a doorknob?"
They all looked ready to fall over.
"This is a doorknob." Bulma pointed.
"So, what am I supposed to do with it?"
"Turn it like so."
She opened the door and closed it once again.
Vegeta chuckled into the autumn wind. That was so long ago. It took him months to learn how to use the thing.
He either broke off the doorknob (or the door) or turned it so gently and slowly that it practically took him forever.
He still didn't understand though why the earthlings didn't have automatic doors. Well, that's another mystery to solve with the whole purpose of bras.
Women are mysteries.
Doorknob
Vegeta stood at the doorway; they had just arrived and was wondering around the humongous house aimlessly. He was still in shock from being brought back to life after his death at the hands of Freeza.
The house was full of new things to him. So many mysteries to solve.
He already solved the mystery of the doors. He stood there waiting for it to open, but it didn't even budge.
He chose another one thinking that it must be broken.
After the third door he had enough.
"WOMAN!!!!!"
The whole Z gang rushed up the stairs.
"What's your problem?"
"All of the stupid doors are broken!"
"What do you mean, they all look pretty fine to me."
"But they won't open when I go close!"
"You actually have to use your hands and open them you know."
"But there are no punch pads whatsoever! How am I supposed to open them?"
"Try using the doorknobs, oh-high-and-mighty-prince!"
Vegeta looked at the blue-haired woman confused.
"What the hell is a doorknob?"
They all looked ready to fall over.
"This is a doorknob." Bulma pointed.
"So, what am I supposed to do with it?"
"Turn it like so."
She opened the door and closed it once again.
Vegeta chuckled into the autumn wind. That was so long ago. It took him months to learn how to use the thing.
He either broke off the doorknob (or the door) or turned it so gently and slowly that it practically took him forever.
He still didn't understand though why the earthlings didn't have automatic doors. Well, that's another mystery to solve with the whole purpose of bras.
Women are mysteries.