Title: Family: Return to Sunnydale
Author: victoriamartynne
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Spoilers: None, I think!
Summary: Sequel to Family: Back to Sunnydale and Family: Forward to LA. Cordelia receives another phone call that leads her once again to Sunnydale.
"Wow, look at you." Angel commented sleepily from the bed as Cordelia pulled on a pair of black leggings and a vest top.
She turned and smiled. "Go back to sleep, it's only twelve and very sunny outside."
He shook his head. "I'm awake now. I might as well come with you."
She shook her head. "No way!"
He looked hurt. "Why not?"
"I'll get self conscious."
"Cor, I've seen you do more than cheerleading, I'm sure you can handle it."
She found herself blushing. "Fine, you've got an hour before I set off. Ash and Connor are downstairs with Wes and Fred. Gunn went out to get coffee and I think Lorne's cooking something in the kitchen. I'm going to go out for a while. There's a CD they've got at the music store that's got some good songs on it. And I need to call at the school before practice to pick up some of the music that I used to use."
He sat up. "Sounds like you're busy."
She nodded and put on her trainers. "Yeah, I'll come back and get you though, if you insist on coming."
He nodded and smiled again.
She went across to give him and kiss and then left.
She came back with the CD's and they set off to the gym through the sewers. Fred had come along to watch the children while Gunn and Lorne went sightseeing with Wes as their guide. On the way Angel killed a vampire but they made it to the gym without any other mishap.
Cordelia lad the way with Ashleigh as they made their way through the school to get to the gym.
"Wow, they rebuilt this pretty well." She commented. "Don't you think?" She asked Angel.
He nodded.
"What do you mean?" Fred asked.
"Oh, sorry Fred. At graduation the mayor turned onto a giant demon and Buffy blew up the school to kill him. It looks the same as it did before." She opened the door to the gym. "Except for the gym."
Gone were the rickety wooden bleachers. They had been replaced with a mass of metal and plastic. There were spotlights all over the place and giant score boards at each end.
Dawn and a couple of her friends were sat waiting.
"Wow, you're here early." Cordelia commented and put Ashleigh's carry cot on the one on the seats.
"You have a baby." One of the cheerleaders said.
"Yeah, she's called Ashleigh." Cordelia told her. "I'm Cordelia, and you are?"
"I'm Megan, and this is Emily and Georgina." They girl who had spoken said.
"Pleased to meet you." Cordelia said brightly and pointed to the CD player. "I'll sort out the music, why don't you warm up? Then we can start as soon as the others get here."
The girls did as they were told and Fred whispered to her. "Wow, very commanding."
"I wasn't too bossy was I?"
"Oh no, I was just thinking that you're maybe like the cool young teacher who is everyone's friend but can in charge when she needs to be." Fred babbled and was pulled down into a chair by Angel. "Oh, I'm sorry I'll be quiet."
By the time Cordelia had chosen songs all the other girls had arrived, some wearing the familiar uniforms and some just wearing sweatpants and vests.
She stood in front of them and smiled. "Okay, since I'm pretty much in the dark about what I'm supposed to be doing, why don't you show me the routine you've got and then we can expand on it."
One of the girls raised her hand. "No offence to you, but aren't you too young to do this?"
"How would you class young?" Cordelia asked her.
"Well, you're what? Twenty? That means you haven't done this before so you can't really help us at all." She glared at Dawn and Cordelia suspected this was one of the girls that were causing problems for her.
"I'm twenty one. I became head cheerleader in my freshman year. I danced for twelve years before that. I've done gymnastics, ballet, kick boxing. I led my team to be the winners of the high school cheerleading championships twice." Cordelia said. "That means I have more experience than any of you so maybe you should do what I tell you and see where we end up, okay?"
No one complained but they did get up and get into positions.
"Authority at it's best." Angel muttered but Cordelia heard him.
She turned around to pull her tongue out at him.
"Okay, on the count of three! One, two, three!" She shouted.
She watched them go through the routine that they'd been taught with a feeling of panic. It was crap.
"Okay, stop!" She shouted half way through. "I think I'd be better off teaching you another one."
"We aren't any good?" A quiet girl asked.
Cordy backtracked. "No, that's not what I meant; I meant that the routine is crap. There's no beat to it. The best cheerleader in the world couldn't make it look good."
"Wait a minute." The girl who'd questioned Cordelia earlier interrupted. "I'm the captain; I should have some say in this. You can't expect to waltz in here and take over."
"What's your name?" Cordy asked.
"Brittany."
"Look, I've been asked to coach you and by the looks of it you could use my help. But if you want to refuse my help then you can. But that means you have to do this crap routine that's going to get you nowhere." Cordelia stated. "It's no skin off my nose if you don't want me."
"Fine, we'll handle this on our own." Brittany said.
"Wait!" Dawn cried. "You can't do that, we need her."
Brittany shot Dawn a dirty look.
"Why don't we put it to a vote?" Fred suggested. "Whoever wants Cordy's help raise your hand."
The majority of the girls raised their hands, much to the disgust of Brittany.
"Fine." She pouted. "But it'd better be a good routine."
"Okay." Cordelia clapped her hands. "I'll put the first piece of music on and you can get the feel of it."
She shot a smile at Fred and went to play the first song. All of the girls seemed to like it so she started to show them how to dance to it.
"Cordelia must have been really popular at school if she did moves like that." Fred commented to Angel as they watched Cordelia teach the girls some fairly racy moves. Angel watched her intently. "I guess, but I think she was popular anyway. They Scoobies used to call her Queen C."
"Why?"
"The license plate of her car had Queen C on it." Angel smiled. "She used to be a complete bitch at school. She was probably popular because people were scared of her."
Brittany, who had gone to get a glass of water, raised an eyebrow in interest at Angel. Queen C huh, she'd show her.
"You have to get you leg up higher." Cordelia instructed one of the girls who instantly got her leg a couple of inches higher.
The song that they were dancing to was upbeat and poppy and was perfect for the effect Cordelia was trying to create.
"Your arm needs to straighten." She told Dawn. "That's better."
She saw Angel lift Ashleigh out of her carry cot and then heard her crying. "Okay guys, you've got a five minute break."
She went to sit cross-legged on the floor next to Angel where Connor was sat with some toys. "Hey little guy, having fun?"
He looked up and grinned at her.
"You looked good out there." Fred told her.
"They're not that bad really, although I have no idea what their coach had been teaching them."
Angel looked down at her. "Do you want some water?"
She nodded and accepted it gratefully. "Thanks baby."
He put Ashleigh in one arm and rested his other hand on her shoulder. "You feel hot."
"That's probably something to do with me being out of shape and not allowed to go on cases."
He smiled. "It's not going to happen."
"Oh, come on Angel." Fred joined in. "You know she'll wear you down eventually."
"I agree." Buffy said as she came into the gym and sat down with them.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Cordelia asked.
"Well, I came to see if you and Fred want to come over to my place tonight for a girly night. You know girl talk and alcohol."
"Sounds good." Fred answered for both of them.
"And you wanted to see how the practice was going." Cordelia added.
"Of course." Buffy agreed.
"Well, in that case." Cordelia began and stood up. "You can help."
"What, me?" Buffy looked panicked as Cordelia took her hand and began dragging her across the gym to where the girls were gathered. "I can't cheerlead, I went to one practice!"
"Well, it just so happens that I'm teaching them that routine!" Cordelia smiled. "Now, cooperate, you're worse than them."
The women, minus Dawn sat around the coffee table in Buffy's front room. On the table there were plenty of bottles of tequila and vodka and Buffy had scattered cushions on the floor for them to sit on.
Practice had been exhausting for Cordelia and even Buffy was slightly worn out. The cheerleaders had been taught about half of a routine so as long as they remembered everything it would be easier next time.
"So, who's up for a game of truth or dare?" Anya asked, looking around at the others.
Willow pulled a face. "Isn't that a bit juvenile?"
"We can be juvenile." Tara said.
Buffy raised her hand. "Whoever wants to be juvenile raise their hand."
All the girls raised their hand and laughed.
"Okay, but what are the dares going to be?" Fred asked Anya.
"I'm sure we can think of something." She replied. "Okay, Buffy, you first!"
"Why do I have to go first?" She complained taking a swig of tequila and pulling a face.
"You have the most to tell." Cordelia smirked.
Buffy pulled a shocked face at Cordelia then shrugged. "Okay, I guess I do."
Cordelia snorted. "You guess?"
"Okay, I'm asking this question." Anya said testily. "Buffy, truth or dare?"
"Okay, I'll take truth for five hundred."
"Who was the best in bed? Spike, Angel or Riley?" Anya asked smiling. She loved this game.
Buffy blushed. "I really have to answer that?"
Cordelia poked her. "Of course, besides I'm kind of curious to see if I picked the right vampire."
"Okay, Angel was sweet and gentle which was good." Buffy began but was interrupted.
"Sweet and gentle? Angel?" Cordelia asked in disbelief.
"Hey, my question." Buffy carried on. "Riley was good but too homeboy for me. Spike is just pure passion on legs. It started as a danger thing and the danger never left."
Cordelia raised an eyebrow at her again. "Sweet and gentle?"
"He was!" Buffy argued.
"Not even a little passion? I don't believe that." She shook her head.
"Me neither." Fred added. "Not that I've ever slept with Angel of course. I meant, my room is only down the hall from you guys."
Cordelia's mouth opened. "You can hear us?"
Buffy laughed and Tara looked embarrassed for her.
"Yup." Fred replied. "But I didn't want to say anything."
"I think someone should ask Cordelia a question." Anya suggested, helping herself to the vodka.
"I second that." Willow added smiling.
"Okay then, give me your best." Cordelia said with a shake of her head, sitting up a little.
"Okay Cordy." Buffy began. "How far did you go with Xander?"
"That's not a very good question." Anya stated.
"You didn't ask me truth or dare." Cordelia pointed out.
"Would you really pick dare?" Buffy asked.
"No." Cordelia admitted. "Okay, Xander. Well, we knew the inside of every closet a school. We took the whole danger thing very serious!" She joked. "We got to touching and groping but never actual." She made a few motions with her hands. "Insertion."
They all laughed, even Anya, but then Buffy thought of something. "What kind of insertion?"
"Sex." Cordelia looked at her like she was dumb.
"So you did other kinds of insertion?" Buffy asked, an evil glint in her eyes.
Cordelia blushed. "I never said I didn't."
Buffy and Willow screamed. "Oh my God, you did things with Xander!"
"Well, I was with him for a long time." Cordelia explained laughing and took a big drink of her tequila. "He was nice and normal."
"By that she means he was a geek." Willow told Fred and Tara. "And not the usual jock she dated."
"Hey!" Cordelia said, not unkindly. "That was low! My question goes to you!"
Willow smiled, if someone had told her three years ago that she'd end up friends with Queen C then she'd have never believed them. Now she was sat playing truth or dare with her and making fun of her without getting bitched at.
"Okay Willow." Cordelia started, completely abandoning the dare part of the question. "What are the pluses of being a lesbian?"
Willow thought for a minute. "Well, with a woman you don't have to worry about whether or not your makeup is done right or if your legs aren't shaved because they know exactly what it's like being a woman. You don't have to worry about getting pregnant!" She joked and looked at Tara tenderly. "Women are a lot gentler and care about your feelings."
"Men are pigs." Anya added then looked at the startled faces around her. "I didn't mean Xander. When I was a vengeance demon more women had me send their men to hell because they didn't understand how much effort it takes to be a woman. I think one woman even had me turn her man into a woman and then turned lesbian herself."
"I don't know why Angel stuck with me while I was pregnant." Cordelia told them. "I couldn't shave my legs because I couldn't reach. I didn't put makeup on or do my hair because I just couldn't be bothered. I must have looked like an urchin!"
"Oh, Cordy, you looked beautiful." Fred said honestly but the alcohol was clearly affecting her as it was a very un-Fred thing to say.
"Thanks Fred, want more tequila?"
She nodded eagerly and accepted the glass.
"Okay, I got a question for you Anya." Willow smiled. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth, I like telling people about myself." Anya said and looked around at what she believed to be her opponents in this game.
"Not too much though, right Anya?" Tara clarified, looking hopeful.
"Of course." Anya smiled.
"Anya, what's the best part of being with Xander?"
"The sex, we try absolutely everything!" She gushed.
"Like what?" Cordelia said evilly, glancing at Buffy out of the corner of her eye who shook her head as if saying she didn't want to know.
"Oh, we've done spanking and bondage and hot wax." She smiled, not embarrassed.
Buffy dropped her head into her hands and shook her head, laughing. Xander was going to kill Anya later when she told him what she'd been telling them all.
"I personally liked the bondage. He tied me up and used me." Anya declared. "You should try it." She said to the room.
Fred looked embarrassed and everyone else was too busy laughing to look embarrassed.
"Xander is going to kill you!" Willow said, voicing Buffy's earlier thoughts.
"Oh no, it was quite safe!" Anya insisted, completely missing Willow's point.
Author: victoriamartynne
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Spoilers: None, I think!
Summary: Sequel to Family: Back to Sunnydale and Family: Forward to LA. Cordelia receives another phone call that leads her once again to Sunnydale.
"Wow, look at you." Angel commented sleepily from the bed as Cordelia pulled on a pair of black leggings and a vest top.
She turned and smiled. "Go back to sleep, it's only twelve and very sunny outside."
He shook his head. "I'm awake now. I might as well come with you."
She shook her head. "No way!"
He looked hurt. "Why not?"
"I'll get self conscious."
"Cor, I've seen you do more than cheerleading, I'm sure you can handle it."
She found herself blushing. "Fine, you've got an hour before I set off. Ash and Connor are downstairs with Wes and Fred. Gunn went out to get coffee and I think Lorne's cooking something in the kitchen. I'm going to go out for a while. There's a CD they've got at the music store that's got some good songs on it. And I need to call at the school before practice to pick up some of the music that I used to use."
He sat up. "Sounds like you're busy."
She nodded and put on her trainers. "Yeah, I'll come back and get you though, if you insist on coming."
He nodded and smiled again.
She went across to give him and kiss and then left.
She came back with the CD's and they set off to the gym through the sewers. Fred had come along to watch the children while Gunn and Lorne went sightseeing with Wes as their guide. On the way Angel killed a vampire but they made it to the gym without any other mishap.
Cordelia lad the way with Ashleigh as they made their way through the school to get to the gym.
"Wow, they rebuilt this pretty well." She commented. "Don't you think?" She asked Angel.
He nodded.
"What do you mean?" Fred asked.
"Oh, sorry Fred. At graduation the mayor turned onto a giant demon and Buffy blew up the school to kill him. It looks the same as it did before." She opened the door to the gym. "Except for the gym."
Gone were the rickety wooden bleachers. They had been replaced with a mass of metal and plastic. There were spotlights all over the place and giant score boards at each end.
Dawn and a couple of her friends were sat waiting.
"Wow, you're here early." Cordelia commented and put Ashleigh's carry cot on the one on the seats.
"You have a baby." One of the cheerleaders said.
"Yeah, she's called Ashleigh." Cordelia told her. "I'm Cordelia, and you are?"
"I'm Megan, and this is Emily and Georgina." They girl who had spoken said.
"Pleased to meet you." Cordelia said brightly and pointed to the CD player. "I'll sort out the music, why don't you warm up? Then we can start as soon as the others get here."
The girls did as they were told and Fred whispered to her. "Wow, very commanding."
"I wasn't too bossy was I?"
"Oh no, I was just thinking that you're maybe like the cool young teacher who is everyone's friend but can in charge when she needs to be." Fred babbled and was pulled down into a chair by Angel. "Oh, I'm sorry I'll be quiet."
By the time Cordelia had chosen songs all the other girls had arrived, some wearing the familiar uniforms and some just wearing sweatpants and vests.
She stood in front of them and smiled. "Okay, since I'm pretty much in the dark about what I'm supposed to be doing, why don't you show me the routine you've got and then we can expand on it."
One of the girls raised her hand. "No offence to you, but aren't you too young to do this?"
"How would you class young?" Cordelia asked her.
"Well, you're what? Twenty? That means you haven't done this before so you can't really help us at all." She glared at Dawn and Cordelia suspected this was one of the girls that were causing problems for her.
"I'm twenty one. I became head cheerleader in my freshman year. I danced for twelve years before that. I've done gymnastics, ballet, kick boxing. I led my team to be the winners of the high school cheerleading championships twice." Cordelia said. "That means I have more experience than any of you so maybe you should do what I tell you and see where we end up, okay?"
No one complained but they did get up and get into positions.
"Authority at it's best." Angel muttered but Cordelia heard him.
She turned around to pull her tongue out at him.
"Okay, on the count of three! One, two, three!" She shouted.
She watched them go through the routine that they'd been taught with a feeling of panic. It was crap.
"Okay, stop!" She shouted half way through. "I think I'd be better off teaching you another one."
"We aren't any good?" A quiet girl asked.
Cordy backtracked. "No, that's not what I meant; I meant that the routine is crap. There's no beat to it. The best cheerleader in the world couldn't make it look good."
"Wait a minute." The girl who'd questioned Cordelia earlier interrupted. "I'm the captain; I should have some say in this. You can't expect to waltz in here and take over."
"What's your name?" Cordy asked.
"Brittany."
"Look, I've been asked to coach you and by the looks of it you could use my help. But if you want to refuse my help then you can. But that means you have to do this crap routine that's going to get you nowhere." Cordelia stated. "It's no skin off my nose if you don't want me."
"Fine, we'll handle this on our own." Brittany said.
"Wait!" Dawn cried. "You can't do that, we need her."
Brittany shot Dawn a dirty look.
"Why don't we put it to a vote?" Fred suggested. "Whoever wants Cordy's help raise your hand."
The majority of the girls raised their hands, much to the disgust of Brittany.
"Fine." She pouted. "But it'd better be a good routine."
"Okay." Cordelia clapped her hands. "I'll put the first piece of music on and you can get the feel of it."
She shot a smile at Fred and went to play the first song. All of the girls seemed to like it so she started to show them how to dance to it.
"Cordelia must have been really popular at school if she did moves like that." Fred commented to Angel as they watched Cordelia teach the girls some fairly racy moves. Angel watched her intently. "I guess, but I think she was popular anyway. They Scoobies used to call her Queen C."
"Why?"
"The license plate of her car had Queen C on it." Angel smiled. "She used to be a complete bitch at school. She was probably popular because people were scared of her."
Brittany, who had gone to get a glass of water, raised an eyebrow in interest at Angel. Queen C huh, she'd show her.
"You have to get you leg up higher." Cordelia instructed one of the girls who instantly got her leg a couple of inches higher.
The song that they were dancing to was upbeat and poppy and was perfect for the effect Cordelia was trying to create.
"Your arm needs to straighten." She told Dawn. "That's better."
She saw Angel lift Ashleigh out of her carry cot and then heard her crying. "Okay guys, you've got a five minute break."
She went to sit cross-legged on the floor next to Angel where Connor was sat with some toys. "Hey little guy, having fun?"
He looked up and grinned at her.
"You looked good out there." Fred told her.
"They're not that bad really, although I have no idea what their coach had been teaching them."
Angel looked down at her. "Do you want some water?"
She nodded and accepted it gratefully. "Thanks baby."
He put Ashleigh in one arm and rested his other hand on her shoulder. "You feel hot."
"That's probably something to do with me being out of shape and not allowed to go on cases."
He smiled. "It's not going to happen."
"Oh, come on Angel." Fred joined in. "You know she'll wear you down eventually."
"I agree." Buffy said as she came into the gym and sat down with them.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Cordelia asked.
"Well, I came to see if you and Fred want to come over to my place tonight for a girly night. You know girl talk and alcohol."
"Sounds good." Fred answered for both of them.
"And you wanted to see how the practice was going." Cordelia added.
"Of course." Buffy agreed.
"Well, in that case." Cordelia began and stood up. "You can help."
"What, me?" Buffy looked panicked as Cordelia took her hand and began dragging her across the gym to where the girls were gathered. "I can't cheerlead, I went to one practice!"
"Well, it just so happens that I'm teaching them that routine!" Cordelia smiled. "Now, cooperate, you're worse than them."
The women, minus Dawn sat around the coffee table in Buffy's front room. On the table there were plenty of bottles of tequila and vodka and Buffy had scattered cushions on the floor for them to sit on.
Practice had been exhausting for Cordelia and even Buffy was slightly worn out. The cheerleaders had been taught about half of a routine so as long as they remembered everything it would be easier next time.
"So, who's up for a game of truth or dare?" Anya asked, looking around at the others.
Willow pulled a face. "Isn't that a bit juvenile?"
"We can be juvenile." Tara said.
Buffy raised her hand. "Whoever wants to be juvenile raise their hand."
All the girls raised their hand and laughed.
"Okay, but what are the dares going to be?" Fred asked Anya.
"I'm sure we can think of something." She replied. "Okay, Buffy, you first!"
"Why do I have to go first?" She complained taking a swig of tequila and pulling a face.
"You have the most to tell." Cordelia smirked.
Buffy pulled a shocked face at Cordelia then shrugged. "Okay, I guess I do."
Cordelia snorted. "You guess?"
"Okay, I'm asking this question." Anya said testily. "Buffy, truth or dare?"
"Okay, I'll take truth for five hundred."
"Who was the best in bed? Spike, Angel or Riley?" Anya asked smiling. She loved this game.
Buffy blushed. "I really have to answer that?"
Cordelia poked her. "Of course, besides I'm kind of curious to see if I picked the right vampire."
"Okay, Angel was sweet and gentle which was good." Buffy began but was interrupted.
"Sweet and gentle? Angel?" Cordelia asked in disbelief.
"Hey, my question." Buffy carried on. "Riley was good but too homeboy for me. Spike is just pure passion on legs. It started as a danger thing and the danger never left."
Cordelia raised an eyebrow at her again. "Sweet and gentle?"
"He was!" Buffy argued.
"Not even a little passion? I don't believe that." She shook her head.
"Me neither." Fred added. "Not that I've ever slept with Angel of course. I meant, my room is only down the hall from you guys."
Cordelia's mouth opened. "You can hear us?"
Buffy laughed and Tara looked embarrassed for her.
"Yup." Fred replied. "But I didn't want to say anything."
"I think someone should ask Cordelia a question." Anya suggested, helping herself to the vodka.
"I second that." Willow added smiling.
"Okay then, give me your best." Cordelia said with a shake of her head, sitting up a little.
"Okay Cordy." Buffy began. "How far did you go with Xander?"
"That's not a very good question." Anya stated.
"You didn't ask me truth or dare." Cordelia pointed out.
"Would you really pick dare?" Buffy asked.
"No." Cordelia admitted. "Okay, Xander. Well, we knew the inside of every closet a school. We took the whole danger thing very serious!" She joked. "We got to touching and groping but never actual." She made a few motions with her hands. "Insertion."
They all laughed, even Anya, but then Buffy thought of something. "What kind of insertion?"
"Sex." Cordelia looked at her like she was dumb.
"So you did other kinds of insertion?" Buffy asked, an evil glint in her eyes.
Cordelia blushed. "I never said I didn't."
Buffy and Willow screamed. "Oh my God, you did things with Xander!"
"Well, I was with him for a long time." Cordelia explained laughing and took a big drink of her tequila. "He was nice and normal."
"By that she means he was a geek." Willow told Fred and Tara. "And not the usual jock she dated."
"Hey!" Cordelia said, not unkindly. "That was low! My question goes to you!"
Willow smiled, if someone had told her three years ago that she'd end up friends with Queen C then she'd have never believed them. Now she was sat playing truth or dare with her and making fun of her without getting bitched at.
"Okay Willow." Cordelia started, completely abandoning the dare part of the question. "What are the pluses of being a lesbian?"
Willow thought for a minute. "Well, with a woman you don't have to worry about whether or not your makeup is done right or if your legs aren't shaved because they know exactly what it's like being a woman. You don't have to worry about getting pregnant!" She joked and looked at Tara tenderly. "Women are a lot gentler and care about your feelings."
"Men are pigs." Anya added then looked at the startled faces around her. "I didn't mean Xander. When I was a vengeance demon more women had me send their men to hell because they didn't understand how much effort it takes to be a woman. I think one woman even had me turn her man into a woman and then turned lesbian herself."
"I don't know why Angel stuck with me while I was pregnant." Cordelia told them. "I couldn't shave my legs because I couldn't reach. I didn't put makeup on or do my hair because I just couldn't be bothered. I must have looked like an urchin!"
"Oh, Cordy, you looked beautiful." Fred said honestly but the alcohol was clearly affecting her as it was a very un-Fred thing to say.
"Thanks Fred, want more tequila?"
She nodded eagerly and accepted the glass.
"Okay, I got a question for you Anya." Willow smiled. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth, I like telling people about myself." Anya said and looked around at what she believed to be her opponents in this game.
"Not too much though, right Anya?" Tara clarified, looking hopeful.
"Of course." Anya smiled.
"Anya, what's the best part of being with Xander?"
"The sex, we try absolutely everything!" She gushed.
"Like what?" Cordelia said evilly, glancing at Buffy out of the corner of her eye who shook her head as if saying she didn't want to know.
"Oh, we've done spanking and bondage and hot wax." She smiled, not embarrassed.
Buffy dropped her head into her hands and shook her head, laughing. Xander was going to kill Anya later when she told him what she'd been telling them all.
"I personally liked the bondage. He tied me up and used me." Anya declared. "You should try it." She said to the room.
Fred looked embarrassed and everyone else was too busy laughing to look embarrassed.
"Xander is going to kill you!" Willow said, voicing Buffy's earlier thoughts.
"Oh no, it was quite safe!" Anya insisted, completely missing Willow's point.