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WHY MEWTWO HATES THE TELETUBBIES

One night Mewtwo was bitten by a Spinarak in his sleep. When he woke up, he wasn't where he was supposed to be...

Mewtwo: Where am I? (looks around. Is on a large plain. Sees a hillock with a few windows, a door, and a big hole at the top. proceeds towards it. door flies open. Mewtwo stops. Out come four antenna headed different coloured 3" freaks. One yellow, (la-la,) one green, (dipsy,) one blue, (tinky-winky,) and a red. (poe.))

Mewtwo: What the?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Teletubbies: (sing) tinky-winky, dipsy, la-la, poe.

Mewtwo: Stinky-winky, tipsy, bar-bar, and booze?!?

La-la: Uh-oh,(giggles) look! A new teletubbie to play with!

Mewtwo: Teletubbie? sounds like a TV that you can watch in the tub.

Dipsy: let's play the jumping game! (teletubbies start jumping toward Mewtwo.)

Mewtwo: Come no further or I will have to resort to violence!

Tinky-winky: you can't! This is a little kid's show!

Mewtwo: I do not care! (charges energy ball)

Poe: A ball! (approaches Mewtwo)

Mewtwo: (blasts energy ball at Poe)

Poe: Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!! (is obliterated)

Mewtwo: (chuckles evilly)

What's left of Poe: (sizzles and smokes)

Tinky-winky: Again. Again!

Mewtwo: My pleasure! (charges another Energy ball)

What's left of poe: (sizzles)

Mewtwo: (fires energy ball)

Tinky-winky: (is reduced to a pile of overcooked mince meat.)

Mewtwo: (chuckles again.)

What's left of Tinky-winky and Poe: (sizzles)

La-la and Dipsy: Again, again!!!!

Mewtwo: I'm getting fed up of this! (charges extra big energy ball)

Mewtwo: (fires it)

La-la and Dipsy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!! (join Tinky-winky and Poe)

Mewtwo: Anyone else want to pick a fight?

Giovanni: Well done! You've learned!

Mewtwo: (notices Giovanni) You!!

Giovanni: Yes! I've come for you! (pulls out pistol)

Mewtwo: Pathetic!

Giovanni: We'll see! (fires 6 shots)

Mewtwo: (stops bullets in midair) Pathetic human!!! (telekinetically raises Giovanni Very,very,very,very,very,VERY high)

Giovanni: Put me down right now!!

Mewtwo: As you wish! (ceases concentration)

Giovanni: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRgh!!!!! (falls)

Mewtwo: (charges energy ball)

Giovanni: (falls)

Mewtwo: (concentrates, facing away from Giovanni)

Giovanni: (falls)

Mewtwo: (concentrates)

Giovanni: (nears ground)

Mewtwo: (concentrates)

Giovanni: (is very close to ground now)

Mewtwo: (Fires energy ball backwards)

Giovanni: (is hit by energy ball 1 meter (@ 3 feet) above the ground and joins teletubbies)

Mewtwo: (chuckles)

Giovanni and teletubbies: (sizzle)

Mewtwo: (is getting annoyed by constant sizzling)
(More sizzling)

Mewtwo: (tries to fly away, but nothing happens)
(More sizzling)

Mewtwo: (screams)(wakes up in bed)
next day...

Mewtwo: (is seen installing a bug net on window...)

THE END