Paradox Universe

"No Need For Backfire"

Note: I do not own Tenchi & Co. Also it was created by Some one greater!

Part One---

A boy about the age 17, standing 5'6'' with black hair and deep brown eyes, stands in a well open spaced room, tosses on a blue botton up shirt and slips in to some kahki cargo pants but stiffens when he has a weird feeling.
"Tenchi!!!!" Ryoko floats through the nearby wall and throws her arms around Tenchi.
"Oh jeeze Ryoko, what now? How many times have I told you to not come into my room without knocking on the door.?"
"What? Don't tell me that you're not happy to see me," Ryoko looks into Tenchi's eyes daringly.
Tenchi gets nervous by the look in Ryoko's eyes and backs away from her grasp.
Right at that moment Ayeka comes bursting through the door glaring at Ryoko. "Oh! Lord Tenchi! I've been looking everywhere for you. I knew that this demon spawn must have gotten her grubby little hands on you!" She grabs onto Tenchi's arm pulling him out of the room.
"Hey! whaddya think you're doin' Princess?!" Ryoko grabs Tenchi's other arm and starts pulling him back into the room. Both girls pull on Tenchi in different directions.
"Hey you two stop it!! Lemme goooo!" Tenchi yells in honest pain (ryoko ain't no weak lil' princess, thats for sure).
Sasami walks toward Tenchi's room to see him being pulled in two. "OH MY! Please let Tenchi go! Don't put him in pain! Look at yourselfs!" she pulls at Ryoko's arms to make her stop.
Ryoko looks down at Sasami and smiles. "The kids right. I shouldn't stoop as low as that dim whitted princess," and with that she lets go of Tenchi's arm.
"Why you!! How dare you say that!!"
"Oh? And what do you think you're ganna do about it?" Ryoko grins threateningly at Ayeka.
"Both of you stop! Breakfast is getting cold. Pease stop fighting and come down stairs and eat." Sasami pleads.
Ryoko and Ayeka "humph!"
Ryoko floats through the floor to the down stairs and Ayeak treds off through the hall.
"Thanks sasami, you really came to my rescue" Tenchi kneels down to Sasami's height and smiles at her.
Sasami giggles, "I just didnt want your food to get cold."
The two walk down the stairs to see everyone waiting for them. They rush to their seats and everyone digs in. "Hey, where's Washu?" Tenchi asks inbetween mouth fulls. "This is really delicious sasami."
"Ah, thank you Tenchi."
"She said she couldn't stop to eat, that she's working on some experiment that can't wait." Tenchi's father replys to his question.
"Oh, that figures. She sure does work hard on her projects. All I pray is that it doesn't do something to the house or us." Tenchi shrugs finishing off his rice.
Everyone is so engrossed in conversation that they don't see Sasami get up from the table and go into the kitchen. She comes back out carrying a tray of food and a cup of tea. She heads to Washu's room without any notice and knocks on the door. "Um, miss Washu, may I come in?"
She stands waiting for a couple mintues. No answer comes to her. She turns to leave just as the door opens up to a black room. Sasami walks in through the door and calls for Washu. She sees a light in the distance and goes towards it. Sasami hears the 'pit pat pit pat' of Ryoohki's feet following behind her and smiles.
"Oh RyoChan you startled me." Sasami says to RyoOhki as she climbs to her shoulder.
The hall of darkness ends as she comes out into an open white room with a machine in the middle and washu standing next to it working on her computer, muttering to herself. "Ahem. Miss Washu, I brought your Breakfast," she holds up the tray a little higher.
"Oh, Sasami, I didn't hear you come in." as Sasami walks over to her.
"You must have been really focused on your project." Sasami observed.
"Ooooh!! That looks great!!" Sasami hands her the tray of food and tea.
Washu, literaly drooling over the food because she hasn't eaten in days, sitting in her chair starts to scarf down the food. Sasami laughs at this spectical.
"What? What is it?" Rice falls from Washu's mouth.
"It's just that, you're eating like Ryoko. You must have REALLY been hungry" Sasami giggles.
"What are you working on Miss Washu?" Sasami looks over Washu's new project.
"It's a Demi-metrical timeproximity hyperdylactic portalvisionary...," Sasami stares confused. Washu clears her throat "In other words it's a 'Demension Time Portal',"
"..." Sasami stares.
Washu lowers her head, "It opens gateways to other demensions and times. At the moment i'm trying to make it pocket size for traveling convinces."
Sasami smiles with a sweat drop and opens her mouth to wish her goodluck but she is interupted by a feeling of the ground move from under her. Again before she can ask what that was she and washu hear a thunder of booms and crashes. Washu bolts past Sasami and Ryochan, Sasami following Washu as she swings the door open to find Ryoko, sword drawn, and Ayeka, shield up, in fighting positsion while Tenchi ducks behind the couch.
"What are you doing Princess? Are you hiding behind that force field cuz your afraid of being hurt?" Ryoko mocks breathing hard from running down her energy.
"You getting tired, Ryoko? Ohohoho," Ayeka places her hand infront of her mouth palm out, "You should stop before you bring the house down, demon homewrecker, ohohohohohoho," Ayeka continues to laugh.

Wahsu rolls her eyes. Sasami goes running to stop the two from hurt themselfs or anyone else. Washu walks back into her room, standing a few feet from her Demi-metrical timeproximity hyperdylactic portalvisionary aka Demension Time Portal, she feels another boom and crash. Watching her machine tip alil' from the disturbance, she fears the worst but doesn't imangine what will happen. At the last moment she notices how she, appsent mindedly rushed, set her tea on her Time Portal.
"Oh Shi...," she feels another crash as she bolts for the cup. To late. She, as if in slowmo, watches the cup tip from side to side the tea rising on the oppisite side of the cup. Finaly giving in to the gravity the cup slips to it's side, spilling it's contents over the wires and metal covering. Dripping into the cracks and edges of the machine.
End Part One

Coming Up Next- *Sasami* "Whats going to happen to us?" *Ryoko* "Damn that Washu." *Aeka* "Stay tuned for part 2 of this Tale of Tenchi".

Comments, Opinions, Suggestions Welcomed!! 5/19/03