Fire Fox- IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS TIME RAVIN!!!!!
Ravin- Someone is stupid.
Fire Fox- Shut up!!!
Disclaimer- I actually read a fic like this in the BeyBlade Section. So I thought I would make one for Zoids. So thanks to Otaku Amanda because some of the ideas are kinda borrowed.
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The FireFox Merrily Presents:
Songs of the Zoids
Ch. One- "Bit Got Ran Over by a Reindeer!!!"
Bit got ran over by a reindeer
Walking home from a ZBA conference
Bit- *walking down a dark alley only to see "Santa's" sleigh slam into him* Agghhh!
You can say there is no such thing as Santa
Dr. Toros- What?! 0.o
But as for me and Liger, we believe!
Liger- Roaarrr(Who are you?)
He'd been drinking to much egg nog
Bit- *drunk* Common S'Leena, I'be all the dessert yaneed!
And we'd had begged him not to go!
Jamie- PLLEEAASSSEE Bit, don't go!!!!
Brad- Leave you drunk, idiot. Me and Naomi are going to go check out how roomy the backseat of the Shadowfox is.^.^
Bit- MeandtheLiger will beat ya all!!! *tries to Strike Laser Claw Jamie*
Jamie- 0.o
But he'd left the Liger Zero
Bit- Me and da LZ are best buddies^__^
So he stumbled out the door into the snow
Bit- *opens the door and sees Leena looking for Bit who had stole her 'egg nog'* Maybe not this door.
When they found him Christmas morning'
Blitz Team- GASP!!!
At the scene of the attack
Bit- @_x I'm not dead
Judge robot-^__^ Sure you are, you silly human!
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
Leena- Not yet-_-
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Judge Robot- Looks like the work of the BackDraftGroup!
Blitz Team-*nods*
Dr. Leyon& Major Polta- Yyeep.
Bit got ran over by a reindeer!
Bit- I am right here!!!!*jumps up and down*
Liger Zero- *pulls out a 'Pilot Wanted' Sign*
Walking home from the ZBA conference Christmas Eve!
Bit- Don't leave me out in the snow! Liger!! T_T Any one?
You can say there is no such thing as Santa
Dr. Toros- *looks up from zoids models* No Santa? O.o NOOOOOO!!! It's a lie!
But as for me and Liger, we believe!
Liger- Rooaarrr(So you're saying a old fat guy killed my master?)
Bit- I'm RIGHT HERE!!!!
Now we're all so proud of Liger, he's been takin' it so well
Liger-*going through new pilot applications*Roooaarrrr.(To fat, to ugly, to …..)
See him there watchin' MTV
Liger- Roooaarr(Jlow can be my pilot any day of the week) ^_~
Jamie- *runs out of the room screaming* The sex, drugs, and lies! I can't take it!
Drinking Vodka and playing poker with the Fury
Liger and Fury-*drunk& dressed in women's clothes* Battlefield scanned!
It's not Christmas without Bit
Blitz Team- PARTA!
Bit- *knocks on the door of the Hoover Cargo* Can I please come in? I am cold and hungry.
Harry- *turns up the music louder* Hey Leena…
Leena- *runs for guns, many,many guns*
Bit-Grrrrr…-.-U
All the Blitz Team dressed in black
Leon-Where's Brad and Naomi?
Jamie- They said something about checking out the Shadowfox's heater.
And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open his gifts or send them back?
Brad- *trying to sell Bit's gifts on e-Bay* MONEY!
Bit got ran over by a reindeer!
Reindeer- Bark! *chases Bit*
Walking home from a ZBA conference
Bit- Hmmmm…Rudolf the deep fried reindeer.
You can say there is no such thing as Santa.
Dr. Toros- It's all lies, I tell you! Santa does exist!!!
But as for me and Liger, we believe!
Liger- *talking to Fury* Roooaarrr(Do you think the Panzer armor makes me look fat?)
Now the goose is on the table
Goose- HONK
Leena- *eats the goose*
And the pudding made of fig
Leena-*eats pudding made of fig*
And the green and red candles
Leena- *eats the candles* o.0 These candy canes taste weird. Oh well.
That would have matched Bit's eyes when he was drunk
Jamie- Well, one down three to go.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors: Better watch out for yourselves!
Fire Fox- Oh Ravin! *starts chasing after Ravin and screaming* Santa a serial KILLER!!
Shadow- There she is, mental warden.
Fire Fox- 0.0
They should never give a license
Santa- What do you mean my sleigh is in violation of the Roads&Automobiles hand code?!
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
Elves- My toys, my toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
Bit got ran over by a reindeer
Bit- Deer Mac anyone?
Walking home from a ZBA conference
Santa- You are going down *pommels Bit for eating Rudolf* on my naughty list!
You can say there is no such thing as Santa.
Dr. Toros- *dressed in a parka* I'll prove to the world once and for all, SANTA DOES EXIST!!!!
But as for me and Liger, we believe!
Liger- Rooaarrrr(So there you are Bit, where have you been all this time?)
Bit- Right behind you.
Liger- roooaarrr(You know I would never look there)
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Fire Fox-^.^ Please don't flame
Merry Christmas and what not
I love Raven. See ya.