HP Dunky Trivia
Note: I don't own any of these characters or names, except Mr. Host.
Mr. Host: Hello and welcome to HP Dunky Trivia!
Hermione Granger: Why am I here, and why is it called Dunky Trivia ?
Fan Fiction Writer: You are here because I put you here! I am the writer! I can do whatever I want! *laughs evilly*
Mr. Host: Anyway, let's meet our contestants! First, Ms.Fleur Delacour who is really desperate for a day out so shes playing HP Dunky Trivia!
Fleur Delacour: Vat? I am 'ere 'ecause zat fan fiction writer put me 'ere! I don't even vant to be 'ere!
Fan Fiction Writer: Hey! No yelling at the fan fiction writer! Remember Fleur, I have the keyboard and I can do whatever I want! Even turn you into a slug! *laughs evilly*
*Fleur stops talking*
Fan Fiction Writer: That's what I thought, now, let me get back to my fic. Go on Mr. Host.
Mr. Host: Okay, so, as I was saying, Our next contestant is Hermione Granger, whos here because she has nothing better to do.
*Hermione opens her mouth to say something rude but then sees the fan fiction writer's glare and doesn't*
Mr. Host: And last but not least, our third contestant, Mr. Severus Snape. Who's here because hes very bored and is badly in need of a shower.
*Audience Chuckles*
Snape: What? How dare you insult me like that! I demand to talk to the fan fiction writer!
Fan Fiction Writer: Listen Severus, don't get me mad, because, remember, I have the keyboard! *mwahahahahahahahahaha*
*Snape stops talking*
Mr. Host: Okay, now we can start. Contestant number one, name the four houses at Hogwarts.
Fleur: I don't go to 'ogwarts! I only vent 'ere for zee Triwizard Tournament!
Mr. Host: Wrong! The correct answer was Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw! Your getting dunked!
*Peeves Pulls The Dunk Lever And Fleur Falls Into A Dunky Pool*
Fleur: Zis is outrageous!
Mr. Hoat: Okay, only two contestants left! Contestant number two, what is my favorite color?
Hermione: What? How am I supposed to know? That's not a valid question!
Mr. Host: Wrong! The correct answer was, Blue. Your getting dunked!
*Peeves Pulls The Dunk Lever And Hermione Falls Into A Dunky Pool*
Hermione: I want an explanation for this.............................
Mr. Host: Okay, now only one contestant left. Contest number one, all you have to do to win is answer this one question.
Severus Snape: Of course I can answer a silly little question!
Fan Fiction Writer: Don't be mean to Mr. Host!
*Snape turns into a guinea pig*
*Audience Laughs*
*Snape turns back into Snape*
Mr. Host: Okay, contestant number one, What Bird Is Classified as both a fish and a bird?
Severus Snape: There is no such being!
Mr Host: Wrong! The correct answer is, My Imaginary Friend, Flip. Your getting dunked!
*Peeves Pulls The Dunk Lever And Snape Falls Into A Dunky Pool*
Severus Snape: Grrrrrrrrrr....................................
Mr. Host: There you have it folks, an unsuccessful episode of HP Dunky Trivia! Goodbye!
Fan Fiction Writer: You are the weakest link! Goodbye!
THE END
Note: Tune in next time to see who gets tortured on HP Dunky Trivia!
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