HP Dunky Trivia….Episode 2
A/N: After a huge amount of time…..here's the second episode! Enjoy!
Mr. Host: Hello and welcome to the second epide of HP Dunky Trivia! The show got cancelled after the first episode, so we bribed all the tv network workers and took over the network! So now, we're back on the air. Today, our first contestant is the boy who lived, HARRY POTTER!
Harry: How did I get here? I have autographs to sign!
*crowd starts screaming as Harry walks out, girls hold up I 3 Harry signs and faint*
Harry: Nevermind, I'll stay!
FanFic Writer: Egotistical brat! Make sure your head doesn't get any bigger than it is, it's taking over your body!
Harry: What's it to you?
FanFic Writer: *holds up keyboard* Wanna mess?
*Harry shuts up*
FanFic Writer: That's what I thought. Continue, Mr. Host.
Mr. Host: Our second contestant is the little girl next door, Ginny Weasley!
Ginny: Excuse me, but what did you call me?
*crowd shushes Ginny*
FanFic Writer: They don't like you! HAHA!
Ginny: Grrrrr….I don't even know how I got here!
FanFic Writer: Suuure you don't….Now be quiet so Mr. Host can talk!
Mr. Host: Last and least, we have Draco Malfoy!
Draco: I refuse to be on the same stage as a Weasel and a Potty!
Harry: Malfoy, your such a prat!
Ginny: Harry is not a Potty! He's…beautiful! *Ginny blushes*
FanFic Writer: Wooooah, beautiful? I can't have you on my show! Peeves! Do your thang!
*Peeves pulls the dunk lever and Ginny falls in a dunky pool*
Ginny: HEY! That was so mean!
FanFic Writer: Oh, shut up! *waves her wand and Ginny disappears* Now let's start the show!
Mr. Host: We have a last minute replacement for Ginny. Audience, please welcome Cho Chang!
*Cho struts onto stage and sits herself delicately on a chair*
*Harry's mouth drops open*
*Draco grins*
Cho: Pleased to be here, everyone. Let's play!
Mr. Host: Okay, first contestant (Harry). What is my favorite way to eat a Reeses peanut butter cup?
Harry: Uhhh……
Mr. Host: 3 seconds!
Harry: Through your mouth?
*crowd rips up their I 3 Harry signs and begin booing him*
FanFic Writer: HA! YOUR GETTING DUNKED!
*Peeves pulls the dunk lever and Harry falls into a dunky pool*
Harry: Doh.
Mr. Host: Next, the beautiful Cho Chang!
*Cho blushes*
Mr. Host: Name three words that rhyme with the word orange.
Cho: There is no word in the English language that rhymes with orange.
FanFic Writer: BAD GIRL! YOUR GETTING DUNKED!
*Peeves pulls the dunk lever and Cho falls into a dunky pool*
Mr. Host: Of course there are words that rhyme with orange! What about orange juice, orange drink, orange fruit smoothie?!?! Well, let's see if contestant three has better luck.
Draco: Of course I will.
FanFic Writer: I like him, he's obnoxious.
Draco: Well, I aim to make people-
Mr. Host: Shut up, please, and listen to the question. What colour socks did I wear before two days after yesterday?
Draco: HA! That's today! I'm so clever and witty!
Mr. Host: That's wrong, the answer is green! SEE! *pulls up pants to show lime green socks* You LOSE!
FanFic Writer: NO! He doesn't lose! He's too cute and snobby! *Goes up on stage and huggles Draco*
Draco: What the-? Oh, what the hell! *huggles fanfic writer*
Mr. Host: Lets leave these two alone…….
*screen goes blank*
A/N: Read it? Review it! Thanks!
A/N: After a huge amount of time…..here's the second episode! Enjoy!
Mr. Host: Hello and welcome to the second epide of HP Dunky Trivia! The show got cancelled after the first episode, so we bribed all the tv network workers and took over the network! So now, we're back on the air. Today, our first contestant is the boy who lived, HARRY POTTER!
Harry: How did I get here? I have autographs to sign!
*crowd starts screaming as Harry walks out, girls hold up I 3 Harry signs and faint*
Harry: Nevermind, I'll stay!
FanFic Writer: Egotistical brat! Make sure your head doesn't get any bigger than it is, it's taking over your body!
Harry: What's it to you?
FanFic Writer: *holds up keyboard* Wanna mess?
*Harry shuts up*
FanFic Writer: That's what I thought. Continue, Mr. Host.
Mr. Host: Our second contestant is the little girl next door, Ginny Weasley!
Ginny: Excuse me, but what did you call me?
*crowd shushes Ginny*
FanFic Writer: They don't like you! HAHA!
Ginny: Grrrrr….I don't even know how I got here!
FanFic Writer: Suuure you don't….Now be quiet so Mr. Host can talk!
Mr. Host: Last and least, we have Draco Malfoy!
Draco: I refuse to be on the same stage as a Weasel and a Potty!
Harry: Malfoy, your such a prat!
Ginny: Harry is not a Potty! He's…beautiful! *Ginny blushes*
FanFic Writer: Wooooah, beautiful? I can't have you on my show! Peeves! Do your thang!
*Peeves pulls the dunk lever and Ginny falls in a dunky pool*
Ginny: HEY! That was so mean!
FanFic Writer: Oh, shut up! *waves her wand and Ginny disappears* Now let's start the show!
Mr. Host: We have a last minute replacement for Ginny. Audience, please welcome Cho Chang!
*Cho struts onto stage and sits herself delicately on a chair*
*Harry's mouth drops open*
*Draco grins*
Cho: Pleased to be here, everyone. Let's play!
Mr. Host: Okay, first contestant (Harry). What is my favorite way to eat a Reeses peanut butter cup?
Harry: Uhhh……
Mr. Host: 3 seconds!
Harry: Through your mouth?
*crowd rips up their I 3 Harry signs and begin booing him*
FanFic Writer: HA! YOUR GETTING DUNKED!
*Peeves pulls the dunk lever and Harry falls into a dunky pool*
Harry: Doh.
Mr. Host: Next, the beautiful Cho Chang!
*Cho blushes*
Mr. Host: Name three words that rhyme with the word orange.
Cho: There is no word in the English language that rhymes with orange.
FanFic Writer: BAD GIRL! YOUR GETTING DUNKED!
*Peeves pulls the dunk lever and Cho falls into a dunky pool*
Mr. Host: Of course there are words that rhyme with orange! What about orange juice, orange drink, orange fruit smoothie?!?! Well, let's see if contestant three has better luck.
Draco: Of course I will.
FanFic Writer: I like him, he's obnoxious.
Draco: Well, I aim to make people-
Mr. Host: Shut up, please, and listen to the question. What colour socks did I wear before two days after yesterday?
Draco: HA! That's today! I'm so clever and witty!
Mr. Host: That's wrong, the answer is green! SEE! *pulls up pants to show lime green socks* You LOSE!
FanFic Writer: NO! He doesn't lose! He's too cute and snobby! *Goes up on stage and huggles Draco*
Draco: What the-? Oh, what the hell! *huggles fanfic writer*
Mr. Host: Lets leave these two alone…….
*screen goes blank*
A/N: Read it? Review it! Thanks!