A Look Into Exciting Lives
By: Kayra Carlisle
Hey, Kayra here with yet another enthralling story! Well, this is basically about Morrighan, Sammy, Ice, and Shadow along with the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!, as usual. Anyway, enjoy my new story and Aili and Tiffany Lynn had better thank me for typing this! Anyhoo, enjoy.
{ at their cafe hangout of Nostalgic Dream}
Sammy: This service sucks! *pouts* Our food was ordered an hour ago! I wish that Bakuru the Mole( from "Bloody Roar II") was here! Either he or Long the Tiger could beat these waiters and waitresses senseless!
Keith: *concerned* Now, Sammy, I know that you're mad about the service, but you have to understand that violent video game characters can't just appear from nowhere.
Sammy: *pouts even more* Damn! I wish that they could!
Ice: You and I both, Sammy. And yea, what the hell is up with this damn service?
Seto: I have no idea, my Blue Eyes (wow, I'm corny). I guess they just suck.
Waiter(Eddie): Hey, I heard that! That's mean, Seto!
Bakura: Shut up, Eddie, or I'll sic Malik and Mai on you!
Mai: *from another booth* *looks over* Hm?
Malik: *points at Eddie* No way am I going near him!
Bakura: Better than Pegasus, who'd probably rape you and take a picture of him doing it.
Malik: *shivers* Yes, that is true too.
Morrighan: Gee, what a lovely image to imagine.
Ryou: What IS lovely to imagine, Morrighan? *checks Morrighan out*
Morrighan: *freaked out* Uh, well...
Yami: Ryou, you place one finger on my pharaohess and I'll chop your balls off and sell them to Middle Eastern soldier so he can use them as bombs!
Ryou: Eep! *places hand over his crotch area*
Yami: Heh heh, that shut him up and stopped him.
Morrighan: What is it with you boys and your private parts?
Yami: *shrugs* I guess they're fun to talk about.
Shadow: Not to mention disturbing us girls, whose innocence can't be even more lost than it already is!
Ice: Actually, I think Morrighan finds pleasure in this discussion.
Morrighan: No I don't! I mean, yea, Yami and I do screw every now and then, but that's because we're in love! Why would I find pleasure in discussing male parts?
Yami: *saddened* Wait, baby, you don't find pleasure in my manhood?
Morrighan: Not this discussion again!
Malik: Ooh! Where's the video camera! I've gotta tape this!
Shadow: No Malik, this is one of those "let's not and say we did deals". So no camera, okay?
Malik: Wait, we taped this already?
Shadow: No Malik, we didn't. And we're not going to but say we did for giggles.
Malik: Isn't that fraud?
Shadow: *shakes head* *sighs* Just shut up, you hottie.
Bakura: Uh, what did you call him!?
Shadow: *scared* Um, I'd better go and... clean the shower! Bye! *runs out*
Bakura: Oh no you don't! I'm coming with you! *runs after her*
Malik: Wait for me! *runs out*
Ryou: I'd better go too or else Yami'll want to sell my manhood to Iraqis! Cheerio! *runs out* Wait up!
Ice: That was interesting.
Seto: Man, and I thought we were bad. They're a foursome! That's the double the trouble!
Sammy: *giggles* Hee hee! That rhymes!
Keith: Yes, Sammy, that's right. It rhymed. *looks terrified*
Sammy: *smiling* Yea! It rhymed! It rhymed! It...
Seto: Okay Sammy you can shut up now.
Sammy:*looks mad* Screw you! I'm going home! *storms out*
Keith: I'm coming with you, honey! *runs after her*
Seto: Thank God! I thought she'd never shut up.
Ice: What you said did rhyme after all...
Seto: Don't you start!
Ice: *shuts up* Sorry!
Morrighan: This has been by far the most interesting day ever in my book.
Yami: *grins* Do you want our day to be even more interesting? *winks*
Morrighan: *grins back* Hell yea! To the shed! *they leave with Yami carrying Morrighan in his arms*
Ice: Well, I guess they're going to have fun now, unlike me. *frowns*
Seto: Do you want fun, Ice Cream(once again another lame name)? *grins* *winks* wraps arm around her*
Ice: Yes! Let's go! *they go off to their mansion to have fun*
{at the castle}
[Shadow, Bakura, Ryou and Malik]
Shadow: *running down halls for her dear life* No, Bakura! Please! Anything but that!
Bakura: *chasing after her carrying soap* I'm gonna wash your mouth out for calling Malik a hottie!
Shadow:*stops* I learned my lesson! I will never call Malik a hottie! You are the hottest man to me! Happy?
Malik: *from a corner* Damn!
Bakura: *stops* All right, I guess you have learned.*smirks* But do you want a more thorough lesson?
Shadow: Yes, I do. How can I learn? *winks*
Bakura: Let's go to the "classroom" and find out. *grins* *winks*
Ryou: *from another corner* Can I join you two?
Bakura: No, you can't Ryou! If you do try to join us, I'll do what Yami was going to do to you earlier, only much worse!
Ryou: Eep! *covers his male parts* I'm outta here! *runs for his dear life*
Bakura: *mutters* What a bastard. *to Shadow* Shall we then?
Shadow: All right! *they go to their "classroom" to "learn"*
{at their home}
{Sammy and Keith}
Sammy: *playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City* Yea! Die people! Ha ha! I rock! You suck! *laughs crazily*
Keith: Um, right on, Sammy! *thinks* God, will she ever stop playing that damn game and start playing with me? *gets sad*
Sammy: *notices Keith all sad* Do you want to play, honey?
Keith: *under his breath* With you.
Sammy: WHAT!?
Keith: YOU HEARD ME! I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU!!!
Sammy: *smiles* All right then, let's play!
Keith: *lights up* Yea!
Sammy: Last one in bed remains a virgin forever! *runs for bed*
Keith: Wait up! *runs after her*
{at the rich and famous Kaiba mansion}
[Ice and Seto]
Seto: *laying in bed beside Ice* *sighs with satisfaction* Ah, that was fun, wasn't it, my beloved Ice? *wraps arm around her*
Ice: *snuggles close to Seto* Yes, that was. I wish it lasted forever, my Seto-bear (yes, I'm a dumbass as far as pet names for lovers go, okay!?)
Seto: I know how we can make it longer!
Ice: How?
Seto: *grins* Have more fun!
Ice: All right! *they go back to their business*
{at the Love Shed}
[Yami and Morrighan]
Morrighan: *smiling* Damn, you're so fine, Yami! You really know how to please me!
Yami: I'm glad that I do, Morrighan. I was so scared that you didn't think I was man enough.
Morrighan: You're always man enough to take me on!
Yami: *grins* YES!
Morrighan: *giggles*
Yami: *blushes* What's so amusing?
Morrighan: I just love it when you say yes so enthusiastically.
Yami: NICE!
Morrighan: Awwww, I love you, Yami!
Yami: And I love you, Morrighan. *holds her close to him* *eyes become half- lidded* And now Daddy needs some sweet lovin'. Do you want some, Mama?
Morrighan: Damn straight, Daddy-O! *they make out and eventually do it*
{once again at the castle}
[Shadow and Bakura, Ryou and Malik]
Malik: *looking for something* Shadow!
Shadow: *runs over to Malik* What?
Malik: Have you seen my Lysol? I have to have some!
Shadow: Oh, no you don't! Remember when you drank Lysol and then you had to be on those meds?
Malik: Yes, but that was because Bakura thought I was cuckoo.
Bakura: Malik, wake up and smell the coffee! You always have been cuckoo!
Malik: F***!
Ryou: Ow! *covers his ears* My ears! I'm gonna go and look at Malik's Victoria's Secret catalog to check out all the ladies! *runs away*
Malik: Hey! Ryou! That's my magazine! Those are my women, not yours! *runs after Ryou*
Shadow: *shakes head* What disgusting guys they can be.
Bakura: May I cleanse you since you feel gross from listening them?
Shadow: Yes please! *they go back to the shower*
{at their home}
[Sammy and Keith]
By: Kayra Carlisle
Hey, Kayra here with yet another enthralling story! Well, this is basically about Morrighan, Sammy, Ice, and Shadow along with the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh!, as usual. Anyway, enjoy my new story and Aili and Tiffany Lynn had better thank me for typing this! Anyhoo, enjoy.
{ at their cafe hangout of Nostalgic Dream}
Sammy: This service sucks! *pouts* Our food was ordered an hour ago! I wish that Bakuru the Mole( from "Bloody Roar II") was here! Either he or Long the Tiger could beat these waiters and waitresses senseless!
Keith: *concerned* Now, Sammy, I know that you're mad about the service, but you have to understand that violent video game characters can't just appear from nowhere.
Sammy: *pouts even more* Damn! I wish that they could!
Ice: You and I both, Sammy. And yea, what the hell is up with this damn service?
Seto: I have no idea, my Blue Eyes (wow, I'm corny). I guess they just suck.
Waiter(Eddie): Hey, I heard that! That's mean, Seto!
Bakura: Shut up, Eddie, or I'll sic Malik and Mai on you!
Mai: *from another booth* *looks over* Hm?
Malik: *points at Eddie* No way am I going near him!
Bakura: Better than Pegasus, who'd probably rape you and take a picture of him doing it.
Malik: *shivers* Yes, that is true too.
Morrighan: Gee, what a lovely image to imagine.
Ryou: What IS lovely to imagine, Morrighan? *checks Morrighan out*
Morrighan: *freaked out* Uh, well...
Yami: Ryou, you place one finger on my pharaohess and I'll chop your balls off and sell them to Middle Eastern soldier so he can use them as bombs!
Ryou: Eep! *places hand over his crotch area*
Yami: Heh heh, that shut him up and stopped him.
Morrighan: What is it with you boys and your private parts?
Yami: *shrugs* I guess they're fun to talk about.
Shadow: Not to mention disturbing us girls, whose innocence can't be even more lost than it already is!
Ice: Actually, I think Morrighan finds pleasure in this discussion.
Morrighan: No I don't! I mean, yea, Yami and I do screw every now and then, but that's because we're in love! Why would I find pleasure in discussing male parts?
Yami: *saddened* Wait, baby, you don't find pleasure in my manhood?
Morrighan: Not this discussion again!
Malik: Ooh! Where's the video camera! I've gotta tape this!
Shadow: No Malik, this is one of those "let's not and say we did deals". So no camera, okay?
Malik: Wait, we taped this already?
Shadow: No Malik, we didn't. And we're not going to but say we did for giggles.
Malik: Isn't that fraud?
Shadow: *shakes head* *sighs* Just shut up, you hottie.
Bakura: Uh, what did you call him!?
Shadow: *scared* Um, I'd better go and... clean the shower! Bye! *runs out*
Bakura: Oh no you don't! I'm coming with you! *runs after her*
Malik: Wait for me! *runs out*
Ryou: I'd better go too or else Yami'll want to sell my manhood to Iraqis! Cheerio! *runs out* Wait up!
Ice: That was interesting.
Seto: Man, and I thought we were bad. They're a foursome! That's the double the trouble!
Sammy: *giggles* Hee hee! That rhymes!
Keith: Yes, Sammy, that's right. It rhymed. *looks terrified*
Sammy: *smiling* Yea! It rhymed! It rhymed! It...
Seto: Okay Sammy you can shut up now.
Sammy:*looks mad* Screw you! I'm going home! *storms out*
Keith: I'm coming with you, honey! *runs after her*
Seto: Thank God! I thought she'd never shut up.
Ice: What you said did rhyme after all...
Seto: Don't you start!
Ice: *shuts up* Sorry!
Morrighan: This has been by far the most interesting day ever in my book.
Yami: *grins* Do you want our day to be even more interesting? *winks*
Morrighan: *grins back* Hell yea! To the shed! *they leave with Yami carrying Morrighan in his arms*
Ice: Well, I guess they're going to have fun now, unlike me. *frowns*
Seto: Do you want fun, Ice Cream(once again another lame name)? *grins* *winks* wraps arm around her*
Ice: Yes! Let's go! *they go off to their mansion to have fun*
{at the castle}
[Shadow, Bakura, Ryou and Malik]
Shadow: *running down halls for her dear life* No, Bakura! Please! Anything but that!
Bakura: *chasing after her carrying soap* I'm gonna wash your mouth out for calling Malik a hottie!
Shadow:*stops* I learned my lesson! I will never call Malik a hottie! You are the hottest man to me! Happy?
Malik: *from a corner* Damn!
Bakura: *stops* All right, I guess you have learned.*smirks* But do you want a more thorough lesson?
Shadow: Yes, I do. How can I learn? *winks*
Bakura: Let's go to the "classroom" and find out. *grins* *winks*
Ryou: *from another corner* Can I join you two?
Bakura: No, you can't Ryou! If you do try to join us, I'll do what Yami was going to do to you earlier, only much worse!
Ryou: Eep! *covers his male parts* I'm outta here! *runs for his dear life*
Bakura: *mutters* What a bastard. *to Shadow* Shall we then?
Shadow: All right! *they go to their "classroom" to "learn"*
{at their home}
{Sammy and Keith}
Sammy: *playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City* Yea! Die people! Ha ha! I rock! You suck! *laughs crazily*
Keith: Um, right on, Sammy! *thinks* God, will she ever stop playing that damn game and start playing with me? *gets sad*
Sammy: *notices Keith all sad* Do you want to play, honey?
Keith: *under his breath* With you.
Sammy: WHAT!?
Keith: YOU HEARD ME! I WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU!!!
Sammy: *smiles* All right then, let's play!
Keith: *lights up* Yea!
Sammy: Last one in bed remains a virgin forever! *runs for bed*
Keith: Wait up! *runs after her*
{at the rich and famous Kaiba mansion}
[Ice and Seto]
Seto: *laying in bed beside Ice* *sighs with satisfaction* Ah, that was fun, wasn't it, my beloved Ice? *wraps arm around her*
Ice: *snuggles close to Seto* Yes, that was. I wish it lasted forever, my Seto-bear (yes, I'm a dumbass as far as pet names for lovers go, okay!?)
Seto: I know how we can make it longer!
Ice: How?
Seto: *grins* Have more fun!
Ice: All right! *they go back to their business*
{at the Love Shed}
[Yami and Morrighan]
Morrighan: *smiling* Damn, you're so fine, Yami! You really know how to please me!
Yami: I'm glad that I do, Morrighan. I was so scared that you didn't think I was man enough.
Morrighan: You're always man enough to take me on!
Yami: *grins* YES!
Morrighan: *giggles*
Yami: *blushes* What's so amusing?
Morrighan: I just love it when you say yes so enthusiastically.
Yami: NICE!
Morrighan: Awwww, I love you, Yami!
Yami: And I love you, Morrighan. *holds her close to him* *eyes become half- lidded* And now Daddy needs some sweet lovin'. Do you want some, Mama?
Morrighan: Damn straight, Daddy-O! *they make out and eventually do it*
{once again at the castle}
[Shadow and Bakura, Ryou and Malik]
Malik: *looking for something* Shadow!
Shadow: *runs over to Malik* What?
Malik: Have you seen my Lysol? I have to have some!
Shadow: Oh, no you don't! Remember when you drank Lysol and then you had to be on those meds?
Malik: Yes, but that was because Bakura thought I was cuckoo.
Bakura: Malik, wake up and smell the coffee! You always have been cuckoo!
Malik: F***!
Ryou: Ow! *covers his ears* My ears! I'm gonna go and look at Malik's Victoria's Secret catalog to check out all the ladies! *runs away*
Malik: Hey! Ryou! That's my magazine! Those are my women, not yours! *runs after Ryou*
Shadow: *shakes head* What disgusting guys they can be.
Bakura: May I cleanse you since you feel gross from listening them?
Shadow: Yes please! *they go back to the shower*
{at their home}
[Sammy and Keith]