Thanks loads to the people who reviewed!

Jenna21 Thank you muchos! I too thought the bird doo was a master stroke! Hee hee.

Kantwon Very true.

ChibiShiva I'm glad you like it so much! I aim to please (though whether I achieve this or not is up to debate). ^ ^

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Super Jin

Jin is still sitting on the bus, juggling his ferret.

Jin: AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH! That was Stupid Pant Hwoarang's house 2 doors back!

Stop dammit, stoooooop!

He leaps through the window (yet again) and runs to Hwoarang's house.

Jin: Now to beat my arch-enemy to a marmalade-sodden pulp!

He rings the doorbell.

Hwoarang answers the door.

Jin: Stupid Pants Hwoarang! You're naked!

Hwoarang: No I'm not.

Jin: Oh, sorry, must've just been me fantasising again.

Hwoarang: Wha?

Jin: Marmalade.

Hwoarang: Look, could you please tell me what it is you want, I got a chick upstairs.

Jin: Hey! You really are naked!

Random girls appear from behind various bushes.

Hwoarang: I joined a nudist colony, okay!! Now can you please just tell me what you want 'cos I'd really like to--

Mysterious girl's voice from upstairs: Hwoarang sweetums? Come here, I've got a surprise for you.

Hwoarang: Hold on a sec, Xia-- err Cindy.

[Not very] mysterious girl's voice: What? But my name's--

Hwoarang: Cindy, if you've got nothing nice to say, say nothing at all!!

'Cindy' (yah rite!): But--

Hwoarang: Shut-up now, Cindy!

Hwoarang to turns back to see a leaf being held in front of his crotch by Jin.

Bakka!

He slams the door on Jin.

Jin: (peeping through the letter box) Hwoarang? Hwoarang, the door blew shut, Hwoarang?

Darn! Looks as if someone tipped him off. Very well-- I will use my X-ray vision to discover what sinister errrrr. . . stuff he's doing.

He stares at the wall for a few days.

Hmmm, guess my X-ray vision needs rebooting too.

He straps on a helmet as a boot flies at his head.

I have only one choice!

And just when you thought this story was getting repetitive, he jumps through the window!

He runs upstairs and bursts into the room.

Jin: You can't escape now, Stupid Pants Hwoarang!

He looks down to see a middle-aged red-head couple who are simply staring at the Japanese boy in a ra-ra skirt, spinning a ferret around his head who has just flung open their bedroom door.

Ma Hwoarang: Uh-- H. . . Hwoarang is in his room studying wi, with his friend.

Jin: Thank-you, Goddess of Goose!

He rolly-pollys down the corridor

After bursting in on a few more middle-aged red-head couples, Jin finally reaches Hwoarang's room, only to find him and Xiayu kanoodling! [clean kanoodling, mind, let's not get dirty, People].

Jin: Ee-gad! My arch rival Stupid Pant Hwoarnag kanoodling with my back-stabbing ex-sidekick Poo Faced Xiayu Grrl!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. . .

Xiayu: Jin, take a breath, you're turning purple.

Jin: . . .oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--

He drops to the floor unconscious and a rather lovely maroon colour.

TO BE CONTINUED. . .

[Last chapter I told you you'd find out whether Jin beats up Hwoarang. . . but you didn't. . . . . . . well, I guess this story has a moral in that case: Don't trust me. But don't trust me on that. ^ ^]

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Thanks again for the reviews! But remember, reviews are my life-source; I am hooked up to a review drip right now. So please (obtains kindly, charity ad voice) give just 1 review a chapter, or whatever you can spare. With your one review a story, we can afford more chapters, and perhaps that brain surgery that Kayochen so desperately needs. Please, review. Thank-you.

Ya-know, poo isn't in the Oxford English Dictionary according to spell-check.