Hello again! Sorry I haven't updated for so long but I've been busy enjoying my half term! *boogies at the fabulosity of it all*. I was however much saddened to find that I had no reviews for the last chapter *sniffles* so you'd better review this one!!! Enjoy!

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Disaster (a.k.a. Jin) Strikes

Hwoarang: Jin! What the Hell are you doing here?!

Jin: Just what I was about to ask you.

Hwoarang: I live here, you Meatloaf!

Jin: Enough chit-chat, Stupid Pants Hwoarang, let's boogie, put the pedal to the metal, get down and dirty, stop beating around the bush, cut to the chase--

Xiayu: Jin, why are you wearing my skirt?

Jin: Take that, Fiends!

He throws his ferret at Hwoarang.

As the ferret hits Hwoarang, he falls to the ground writhing in pain. Suddenly, light bursts from the ferret. He begins to grow and transform as he and Hwaorang combine.

Hwoarang: So, you discovered my true identity, Jin--

Jin: Super Jin.

Hwoarang: Sorry. Super Jin. But little did you know that by flinging that hamster--

Jin: Ferret.

Hwoarang: Whatever! Well, that ferret unleashed my true powers! I am now Stupendous Ferrang!--

Jin: Stupid Pants Ferrang.

Hwoarang: I'm this close to hitting you.

Xiayu: I'm confused.

Jin: (to Xiayu) You! I'm gunna do what I should have done a long time ago, Poo-Faced Xiayu Grrl!

Jin whips out a half-finished sock and begins to knit with 'Knitting for Wannabe Super Heroes: Volume I' in his hand.

Hwoarang: What are you doing?!

Jin: Knitting.

Xiayu: Why?

Jin: Because I should have learnt to knit a long time ago.

Hwoarang: (sweat drop) Can we get back to fighting?

Jin pulls on his completed sock.

Jin: Fine! Bring it on.

Hwoarang rips off his shirt a` la Incredible Hulk.

Xiayu: Ewwwwwwww! Combining with that ferret has made you all hairy! Um. . . . . . . I'm sorry but this just isn't working out, Hwoarang, it's me, not you -- IIIII'm . . . . .dead! Maybe we can still be friends, on second thought let's not. . . . . good-bye.

Leaps through window a` la Jin.

Jin: Well that was disturbed.

Hwoarang: Now let's get back to our battle!

Jin: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm not in the mood any more.

Hwoarang: But, but, but we just spent all that time phsycin' eachother out.

Jin: Yeah, but all that knitting's worn me out! I'm gunna whoop yo' ass later!

Hwoarang: Shut up, Jin! And gimme back my fishnet tights.

Jin: (lip quiver) B-but you g-gave them to me, remember? I thought we had something special last night!

Hwaorang: Er, Jin, that's the other fic.

Jin: What?! Urgh! My agent is so fired.

Fine! Have your dumb tights back! See what I care!

He leaps through the window crying tears of rage and lands in an unusual position in the rentaloo Hwoarang's parents have moved into for fear that more fishnet-clad schoolkids will invade their room.

Hwoarang: Hey, Dumbass! My parents are living in there!

There is no reply.

Hwoarang: Jin?!

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An ambulance arrives at Hwoarang's house.

Ambulance driver: (to Hwoarang) It's a good thing you called, or your friends here--

Jin: (weakly) He didn't call, I did. (cough cough, wheeze wheeze)

Hwoarang: Maybe so, but I was doing everything in my power to help you.

Jin: No you weren't -- after you clung to my leg by your teeth as I dragged my marmalade-sodden body to the phone, you were beating me with a stick and trying to wrestle the phone out of my hands.

Hwoarang: Well all's well that ends well.

Jin: What?! Number 1) it's not the end (as long a this fic keeps getting lotsa flattering reviews, hint hint) and, number 2) it's not all well by any breach of reality-- I'm seriously injured and I think Xiayu is mutating.

Hwoarang: . . . . . . . . . . I loathe you.

TO BE CONTINUED. . .

[Will Jin be okay?! Will Xiayu mutate?! Will Hwoarang EVER get beaten to a marmalade-sodden pulp?! Why were we put on this earth?! All* these questions will be answered in the next grape smooshling chapter of Jin's Random and Severely Disturbed Super-Dooper Adventure!]

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*whips out hipno-disc* You are feeling generous, veeeeery generous -- you will review the story and put Kayochen on your favourite authors list, oooooooo.

*The reason we were put on this earth is very likely to not be revealed. . . we lied.