Hee hee, this chapter is going to be drama-filled! But I'm not going to tell you what happens, if you want to find out just read this chapter (and review!).

Serena the WaveTrapmaster: I wave my magic fairy god-mother wand and poof, your wish is granted, a new chapter.

Kawaii Ed: Noooo! Can't resist puppy-dog pout, AAAAHHH!

Niki: Glad you like the story so much, thank-you!

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H to the O to the S to the P to the I to the T to the A to the L (Try Saying That 5x Fast!)

In a hospital (who saw that coming!?). Jin lies in one bed in a cartoon-style body-cast. Xiayu seems to have got off easier, after all, she hadn't already leapt through the window 4 times in this fic. She is wearing only a leg-cast and a few bandages.

Hwoarang enters with a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates.

Hwoarang: (to Jin) Hey, Turd-Breath, d'you want these chocolates I brought you?

Jin: (muffled by his bandages) Hm-mphmn, glumphm!

Hwoarang: What? I can't hear you.

Jin: Hggnphyalmphi!

Hwoarang: What's that? I can have some? Thanks Buddy!

Jin: (obviously furious) Hgmp! Nphmghppa!

Hwoarang begins to eat the chocolates one by one.

Hwoarang: Oooooooone, mmmmmm! Delicious! Umm-hmm! Are you sure you don't want one, Jin?

Jin: AAUUGGMMPPHH!!!!!!!

Hwoarang: . . . twoooooooo, MMMM! Oh, Jin, you're missing out! These are by far the best chocolates I've ever eaten! Mm-mm-mm!

Jin's life support system goes dead.

Xiayu: Errrrr, Hwoarang?

Hwoarang: (with his face full of chocolate) Uh-huh?

Xiayu: Can I have one?

Anna enters the ward in a nurse outfit.

Anna: Not again!

She kicks Jin in the stomach, his life-support system begins to beat regularly again.

Xiayu: Anna? I didn't know you were a nurse.

Anna: Yeah! What did you think I do between tournaments, just slut around being a slut?

Xiayu: Well, yes.

Hwoarang, seeing an opportunity, grabs Jin's cheeks in one hand and pushes them together to make his lips move.

Hwoarang: (pretending to be Jin) Oh, Anna! You saved my life! Marry me! . . . . . . . . . . .And I'm a big doo-doo head.

Anna: Oh Jin! You mean it?!

Jin's eyes are wide as he shakes his head furiously.

Hwoarang: (still doing Jin's voice) Oh yes, I wanna have your baby!

Anna: (not noticing the lack of logic, and grammar, in Jin's last sentence) Oh Jin! Of course I'll marry you!

She glomps Jin, who screams in pain.

(seductively) Maybe later we can play doctors and nurses. (winks)

Jin's life support system goes dead again. Anna is about to kick him when Hwoarang interrupts.

Hwoarang: Allow me.

He kicks Jin repeatedly in the stomach. The life-support machine bleeps back into life. Hwoarang kicks him some more.

Xiayu: I think he's okay now, Hwoarang.

Hwoarang: (in rhythm with his kicks) Better-safe-than-sorry.

He finally stops.

(to Xiayu) Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Here, I bought you these.

He hands Xiayu the flowers.

Xiayu: They're lovely! Thank-you Hwoarang.

A voice from outside: Hey! What happened here?? Someone's completely ransacked the flower-beds!

Hwoarang: Errrrrr, I'd better go.

He leaps through the window.

Byyyyyyyyyyyyye. . . Ouch!

Xiayu: (to Anna) D'you think we should have mentioned to him that we're on the 13th floor.

Anna: Nah, I don't think he's superstitious.

TO BE CONTINUED. . .

[Dum dum dum!! And so the saga continues! Will Jin marry Anna? Will Hwoarang and Xiayu ever get back together? Will Hwoarang even live?? Find out in the next chin-tingling chapter of Jin's Random and Severely Disturbed Super-Dooper Adventure!]

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Yay! I finally got this chapter written up! Now, you know what you've got to do, don't you? that's right!! Review like there's no tomorrow!!!!