Sorry that it's been a while since I last updated but I've been a busy bee revising for SATs. But I have managed to drag my arse to the computer screen to type out chapter. . . is it chapter 6 now? Yeah, anyway, here it is!

But First A Disclaimer ('cos I can't remember if this fic has one or not): So, believe it or not, I don't own Tekken, or even the title for that matter, to find out the hilarious context from which it came go to . (and before you ask, no, I am not promoting some personal homepage or something, it's just funny.)

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Divorce is Dandy!

Heihachi: Well why the Hell not?! [if you have some kind of a memory you'll know that Jin is refusing to wed our in-house slut, Anna.]

Jin: Because Anna's old and smells of men! And I was tricked into marrying her by Hwoarang!

Julia: Then why is he your best man?

Jin: (to himself) I knew picking my best man out of a hat was a bad idea.

Bryan: Well, too bad. Married until proven single! It's the law.

Jin: But I thought--

Michelle: He's right, Jin, unless you have a good reason why not, you have to marry Anna.

Jin: Uh, well then, ummmmm. . . I'm gay!

Lee: (interested) Reeeeaaaaally?

Jin: Uh, wait, no, what I meant to say was. . . uh, I'm already married!

Kunamitsu: To who?!

Jin: Ummmmmm. . . her!

He points randomly into the crowd.

Ganryu: I'm flattered, Jin, but--

Jin: Fine then, HER!

He points randomly into the crowd, again!

Xiayu: Me?

Jin: Sure.

Anna breaks down in sobs of despair.

Anna: Jin! I thought we had something special!

Jin: What?! I never had an actual conversation with you until two days ago!

Anna: The most precious conversation of my life!

Xiayu: But, Jin--

Jin: Shut'cha face, Bitch!. . . . . . . . . . . . .Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchims-snugglebuns.

Jun: Why didn't you tell me, Jin??

Jin: I. . .er, forgot.

Now come, Wifey-poo, let's go home and, er, bake.

He gags the very confused Xiayu and drags her out of the shed.

Heihachi farts.

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Jin and Xiayu are in Jin's room.

Xiayu: (gagged) Jimphgmph!

Jin: What'cha say?

Xiayu: Umphitmph--

She takes her gag off.

WE'RE NOT MARRIED!

Jin: I know! I just said that so I didn't have to marry Anna.

Xiayu: But you were such a, um, unique couple.

So what are you going to do?

Jin: I've got it all planned out: we run away to Burkina Faso where we start a new life as emu farmers in its famous jungle desert forest swamp waste-land. And then one day we'll have a bunch'a Jin juniors fluttering around the house.

Xiayu simply sits there gaping.

Xiayu: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .OKAY!

TO BE CONTINUED. . .

[Tres exciting, eh? Well don't fear! There's more to come-- there'll be adventure, passion, drama, romance (and that's just the author's note) so read and review!!]