I'm doing quite well now for updating stories, probably due to the fact that I'M ON MY EASTER HOLIDAYS!!! *boogies madly* and my dungeon-masters, I mean teachers cannot torture me with homework! So you should be seeing some serious updating soon!
Makaveli: Thanks for another very flattering review (it'll get you everywhere don't'cha know?)!
Lady Qiao: Yes, tres dramatique! All will be revealed very soon!
Anyone else who's been reading (if there is anyone!): Thank-you! And read on. . .
To Baby or Not to Baby, That is the Question.
Jin: WHAT?! Well if it's not my baby then whose is it?!?!
Xiayu: It's. . . it's. . [oh the suspense]. . it's Hwoarang's!!!
Jin: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
He leaps through the window.
* * *
Jin opens his eyes to find himself lying in a bed, a girl is leaning over him, trying to wake him up.
Jin: Xiayu, you playa!
He grabs her by the neck and begins to strangle her.
Girl: (in rhythm with being shaken by the throat) Eh-eh-Jin-stop-it-I'm-*cough*-not-Xia-yu-ehhh
She falls to the floor unconscious.
Jin: (shouting) Heellllllllooooo-ooooooo! Hey! Wo-ho! can someone come in here and clean up this mess?!
* * *
It is a day later, after it has been explained to Jin (once again with the insightful use of hand puppets) that the girl he very nearly killed was not Xiayu, but Julia.
The characters around in a lounge/game room.
Jin: (to Xiayu) I can't believe you would do something like this . . . . . . . .we raised those emus together!
Xiayu: Sorry, Jin. But I think Hwoarang and I are soulmates.
They look across the room to see Hwoarang with a can of beer in one hand belching the alphabet to rapturous applause.
Jin and Xiayu sweatdrop.
Jin: Wait a sec, we hadn't seen Hwoarang for over a year, how are you pregnant with his baby?
Xiayu: Hmmm, maybe I went a little too in-depth with that sex ed.. But you're right! (to the author) Hey, you lazy author! What's with this?! How can I be having Hwoarang's baby?!
Kayochen (the author): Um, well, you see. . . Hey! Why should I take abuse from you?! I'm writing this fic, dammit! I control you!!!
Xiayu: What?? Are you scared?! You're not even a good writer! Yu can'te spel 2 sayv yor lyfe! You use, commas inappropriately. seriouslyyou dont havea clue when itcomes 2 grammar? Say no characters sense what of your makes!!
Kayochen: I'm the big, important writer and I'm sick of you!
Xiayu suddenly falls through the floorboards.
Jin: Hey! You can't just--
A piano crashes through the ceiling and lands inches from Jin.
(stunned) . . . Like I was saying, great fic.
* * *
Nine months later!
Xiayu: I think my water just broke!
King: To the hospital!
* * *
The Tekken characters are sitting in a hospital waiting room.
Anna bursts out of the maternity ward.
Anna: It's a. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . false alarm. She's just wet her pants.
Julia: Again?!
Jin: This is the sixth time today!
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
[Will Xiayu stop wetting her pants and just have the goddamn baby already? Will Jin ever start doing anything in the story again? What the Hell happened to the King Of Fudge Fist Tournament?? All these random questions will be answered when Jin's Random and Severely Disturbed Super-Dooper Adventure continues!!!]