Hello again! Everyone stand up and cheer if you like this fic! Go on, I can see you there, with that rubbish around the computer! How long have you been there anyway? Isn't it time you did something? If not then enjoy this chapter!

Serini the Wave Trapmaster: I think I forgot to give you a mention in the last chapter! Sorry, I never expected to get this many reviewers and I'm finding it hard to keep track of them all (shows how organised I am)! And sorry to hear about my fic's, er, accident, looks like Xiayu isn't the only one with potty problems! And I give my Brownie promise (and yes, I was a Brownie once upon a time) that I will include your weapons of mass destruction (you should see those fan girls when they get angry!) at some point in the story.

Lady Qiao: Thankies! I am very appreciative of your reviews, and I haven't decided whether Jin will end up with Xiayu . . .let's have a vote! Anyone giving a review write at the bottom 'yes' if you want Xiayu to end up with Jin and 'no' if you don't (and if you want you can give some alternative suggestions); eg.

Reviewer

Wow! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST FIC I'VE EVER READ!!!!! You should be a professional!! I mean it!!!!!! In fact, I think I'll give you a job!!! Horray! Now you're rich and famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no

Jin should end up with Ganryu and become a male stripper. . . and include details.

Forevermore: Heh heh, I just love jokes about people wetting their pants. . . what a rich sense of humour I have.

Mekitsu: You're probably not reading this chapter yet but when you do, THANK-YOU!

Anyone else reading: Read on!

Now that has to be a record for the longest ramblings of an author ever, so I'll shut up now and get on with the story.

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Who Loves Ya, Pretty Baby?

They're all in the lounge [do these people have lives??].

Xiayu: My water just broke!

All: (sarcastically) Uh-huh.

Xiayu: No, I don't think it's me wetting my pants this time, this is the real thing!

Angel: Yunno, Law, you really haven't been making much progress with her and those potty training lessons.

Xiayu: Jin! Jin, pu-leeeeeeeaaase, OW, drive me to the hospital.

Jin: Let me see. . . . . . . . . . . . no.

Xiayu: WHY THE HELL NOT?!

Jin: Hmm, could it be that you cheated on me with my hated rival and enemy and are pregnant with his child?

Xiayu: Hwoarang! You've got to take me! You're the father.

Hwoarang: WHAT??!!

Michelle: Didn't you know?

Hwoarang: NO!!

Ganryu: Everyone else did.

Hwoarang: Hold on a sec -- Xiayu! I haven't even spoken to you for almost two years.

Xiayu: You did once, but that was only to say, 'Less talk, more action.'.

Hwoarang: I guess I could have been outrageously drunk.

Xiayu: Six times?

Jin: Wha'?!

Hwoarang: (blushing) Fine! I'll drive you to the stupid hospital!

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Ten hours later, the characters are yet again in the hospital waiting room.

Anna bursts through the door sweating, with her outfit stained red.

Anna: It was a long and gruelling operation, but we finally did it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . we ate an entire bucket of spare ribs without licking our lips.

Armour King: The baby! What about the baby?!

Anna: Oh, that! We delivered that hours ago.

They all make a rush through the door and stare wide-eyed at the baby.

Hwoarang: That's not my child.

Heihachi: That's not human.

Jin: Well, if it's not Hwoarang's then whose is it?!?!?!?

Xiayu: I don't know, I just assumed it was Hwoarang's.

Bryan: Why? It has no logic behind it!!

Jin: Perhaps not, but I'm going to stick by Xiayu with this baby, for better or for worse.

Heihachi: (looking at the baby) I think the worse part has already happened.

But anyway, we've postponed the tournament for long enough. Let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmble!!

King: I think the WWE have copyright on that.

Heihachi: Fine, let's get ready to, er, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmble!!

TO BE CONTINUED. . .

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I've said enough so I'm just gunna tell you to review, and remember to vote!