Ok... this is why you don't eat chocolate covered Starbucks icecream (with
cherries), read a bunch of fanfiction, and then read all the letters from your
fans saying where's the next chapter you promised them... -_-;Oh and
make sure it isn't 3:00am in the morning as well. An ode to fanfiction and
the writers who create it! (I made it this format because it's easier to read
than one large paragraph.)
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Insanity that is Fanfiction
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Endless possibilities to write on what I know
A series, a book, an anime, a game, or something more
*chuckle* only heaven knows
You didn't like the ending, you didn't like what they showed
So take five minutes and rewrite history
In this world called fanfiction everything is your prerogative
Oh just don't think it's fun and games
There's reading reviewers our there
Some of them are as sweet as can be
And others will pick you from their teeth
There's nothing more euphoric to an author than finding a reviewing fan
We beg, we plead, hell we even hold chapters for hostage
Just so we hear a few words of your own
Enhanced statics!
What a blessing! What a curse!
100 readers have read the story you have typed
0 have reviewed...
It's nice to know you have someone's interest
But what did they really think?
Only if we knew...
So now I close this little rant
A dive into a fellow authors view
And I leave you all on this final note
Please Read & Review!

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Lian's eyes are all swirly from too much sugar and caffeine (wonderful
stuff!) It's silly I know but I thought I'd get it of my chest while I had the
defense of saying I Have No Clue of what I was doing... -_-;