Note: I still don't own anyone, that would be slavery.
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Narrator: And so once again here we are with our favorite and not so favorite characters, who are now in quiet a pickle (not a real pickle mind you…that would be sorta weird.)
Cloud: Sephiroth! What are you doing here!? I killed you!
Zidane *still in chair*: And Kuja! I killed you too!
Squall: Not to mention Seifer! I kill…oh wait…no I didn't…er…well…you should be with all the times I diced you!
Seifer: Hey! If it wasn't in the script that you beat me I woulda…*Sephiroth raises his hand and Seifer stops*
Sephiroth: It's no use talking about the past…leave the past behind you…
Yuffie: Doesn't Timon say that in the Lion King?
Sephiroth *eyeing Yuffie*: Do I look like one who would watch The Lion King? *silence* My point exactly—now whe--
Eiko *interrupting*: But Kuja might be…
Kuja: WHAT!? What's that suppose to mean!?
Zidane: Oh, come on Kuja…we all know with that outfit you look someone who's—
Kuja *interrupting*: WOAH! Watch it! Our game is rated Teen for over excessive amounts of violence and little kids like him *points to Vivi* shooting down planes with fireballs not to mention you pinching Garnet's butt, not mature themes!
Zidane: SAY WHA!?
Vivi: …Did I do something wrong?
Kuja *turning to Vivi*: Just face it, kiddo, no six-year-old should have anywhere near the amount of power you do. Although if a black mage's life span is only two years I don't see how you could be six…go figure…
Sephiroth *takes out sword and swipes it*: Shut up all of you! *silence*
Cloud *interrupts silence*: Hey, if all of you are suddenly alive then why isn't Aeris here too!?
*pause, everyone looks toward Author……Aeris walks in*
Aeris: Cloud!
Cloud: Aeris!
*Sephiroth gasps and turns to her and then stabs her again and she slides off it and falls to the ground in over-dramatic slow motion*
Sephiroth: BWAHAHAHA! I am SO evil!
Cloud: Damn you!!!! You're not getting away with this a second time! I'm going to kill you AGAIN
*Cloud leaps, Buster Sword raised and the scene freezes with him in the air screaming angrily down at Sephiroth who is looking up at him smirking, sword held by his side*
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How are the FF baddies back from the dead!? How old is Vivi, really!? And what the heck are all of the other people doing while Cloud is risking his life!?