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Narrator: And once again, here we are, Cloud waiting patiently frozen in the air to kill his clone again for killing his true love…again.
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Cloud: ARRRGGGAAAHHH!!!
*Cloud and Sephiroth start a sword fight as everyone else watches silently*
Yuffie: Maybe we should help him.
Zidane: And ruin this battle!? I have 5000 gil on Sephiroth.
Squall: 5000 on Sephiroth!? I dunno…Cloud's got a heck of a larger sword…plus rage. I'll take that bet.
*Zidane and Squall watch the two like it was the last minute of the last quarter of a tied Super Bowl game with one team on the 10 yard line*
Tifa: You two make me sick! These are people risking their lives to end the others! Granted I could care less about Sephiroth's, but what about Cloud! He's our friend.
*Cloud gets impaled by Sephiroth's Masamune and groans as he slides to the floor*
Zidane: Correction…was our friend. Told you…pay up SeeD-boy. *Squall groans and reaches into his pockets (Author: Does Squall have pockets?)*
Tifa: CLOUD!
*Cloud's body flashes away and Tifa crumbles to where he laid, Sephiroth standing proudly over her*
Sephiroth: HAHAHA! I always knew that if it was a one on one battle I would have won!
Squall: Eh…it's the only one he would'a won.
Zidane: No! He would'a won one more if given one more chance!
Irvine *from chair*: He could'a won if he had a gun!
*Cloud walks into the room*
Cloud: Sephiroth! That last one was for fun, but now you better run cuz, lives? I gotta another one, you don't gotta gun, and that one you won was just your time in the sun!
*silence*
Yuffie: Gotta give him credit for dramatic entrances.
Tifa: Cloud!
Seifer: How you back? *Cloud keeps facing Sephiroth but eyes Seifer*
Cloud: I killed him and he came back so why shouldn't I be able to?
Seifer *pause*: I guess it makes sense.
*silence*
Steiner *still being beat up by Zell*: Could…some…one…help me…here!?
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Who will win round 2 of Cloud and Sephiroth!? Does Zell ever get tired of beating things up!? Where the heck am I going with this!?