Yo yo ma homies! ^^ Little did you know that this chapter is going to be le grand finalé! That's right! This is the last and final chapter of Jin's Random and Severely Disturbed Super-Dooper Adventure. . . EVER! Doesn't it make you just wanna cry? No? Well it will once you've read it!!

Grr, I am very angry. My STUPID computer decided to crash just as I was typing the words 'The End.' so the whole chapter got erased! And now I had to write it ALL out again! Then it crashed AGAIN! And I lost even more of my work! Then I grew a brain and started saving at regular intervals. AND I will have to post this later because the Internet isn't working either! Poor Kayochen.

Kawaii Ed: Whoops! I forgot to read your new chapter! SOOOOOORRYYYY! ;^^ I promise to read as soon as I've written this chapter, and as for reading your other story, we'll have to see, won't we? ^_~

whatever: I really liked your idea, why don't you use it for a story? I wouldn't mind you using the ugly Jin thing, after all you were generous enough to share your idea with me. I kind of adapted your idea for the story, so loadsa thanks!

NextBigThing1: If you like the endless Jin/Hwoarang bickering then you'll love this chapter!

Makaveli: Even though all my reviewers have been great (I love you all!) I am awarding you my special KittyKat Review Award

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You are the first ever recipient of this award! Horray! Because not only have you been a very faithful, constructive and best of all flattering ^~ reviewer, you also wrote one of the funniest fics I've ever read! Everyone check out Makaveli's WORK IT OUT. By the way, this award is nothing serious, just for fun!

Lady Qiao: Erm, of course I have a dog. . . okay! No, I've never had a dog in my life! I'm sorry! Let's face it, I'm a cat person. Which would explain the screenname (it means kitten). Yes, Jin is ugly (I like 'im better that way). And yes, I'm very sorry, Sir, I'm making excuses again *cowars in corner*.

Forevermore: Flattery flattery flattery! . . . I want more! Hee hee, thank-you, I'll be sure to check out your fic, and yes, being the final chapter this one does have the Kayochen seal of approval! In case I forget, remind me to read you fic when you review. infact, all these reviews have been so nice I promise to read a fic by every single person who reviews this chapter, just remember to remind me (I'm forgetful don'tcha know?) ;^^.

Serini the WaveTrapmaster: I finally included your ideas!

Kayochen Seal of Approval

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Le Grand Finalé!

Back where we left off.

Jin: That's right! I'm ugly!

Xiayu: Jin, there's something I need to tell you too. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm fat!!!

She pulls off a corset and huge galumphing rolls of fat cascade over her shoes.

Jin: We're kindred spirits!

The two run to eachother and embrace, or they would if Jin didn't bounce of Xiayu every time he tried.

Ganryu: Yes!! Finally! I'm not the fattest one in the game!

Xiayu: Get lost, Fatarse!

Ganryu: Dammit.

Skulks off.

Hwoarang, who is in the audience, leaps up.

Hwoarang: HA HA HA HA! The tables seem to have turned, my plump-buttocksed NON-friend! Remember when you dumped me because I was half ferret and had a little excess body hair? Well now it's my turn! You're dumped! I wouldn't take you back if you begged me whilst doing a no-handed cartwheel (à la Kunimitsu) on an elephant and burping the Russian alphabet backwards!

Xiayu: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 'Kay.

She begins to passionately kiss Jin.

Hwoarang: Hey, Jin! Xiayu's my woman!

Jin: It's Super Jin!

Hwoarang: I don't care!!

Jin: Fine, bring it on!

He rips off his leopard-print Super Jin tank-top and whips out a big badass sword. [told'ja I'd include your ideas eventually, Serini!]

Hwoarang: Hahaha! Your plan has back-fired! Though your face is unnaturally repulsive, your perfectly toned and oh-so-slippery body is more than enough to fuel my secret weapon!

Xiayu: Hwoarang, no! A force like that could destroy us all!!!

Hwoarang: I'm sorry, Xiayu. But desperate plotlines call for desperate measures!

He unleashes a horde of rabid, hormonally charged fangirls armed with weapons of mass destruction (though the fangirls themselves are enough to chew through an area of bishoujin the size of Africa.)

Jin: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOT THE FANGIRLS!!!

They stampede towards him armed with kinky, not to mention badly rendered, fanart and custom-made 'Jin rox my sox!' socks.

Ugly Baby: Hey, Ladies! Feast you eyes on THIS!

He leaps at Hwoarang and rips off all his clothes except his custom-made 'Jin rox my sox!' socks.

Ugly Baby: I'm not even gunna ask.

All the rabid fangirls spin round and hurl themselves at the neked (courtesy of mr. Justin Timberlake) Hwoarang.

Hwoarang: (drowning in a sea of rabid and heavily armed fangirls) Help me! Someone get me a plastic surgeon!

Julia: (who is in the crowd) I'm a plastic surgeon!

The rest of the characters stare at her in disbelief.

What? I do do things in between fights, you know!

Tiger: Really? 'Cos the rest of us don't.

Julia: You mean you all just sit around doing nothing until you have to fight?

Anna: . . . . well, I'm a nurse.

Paul: And I'm a part-time priest.

Lee: And I enjoy baking, long luxurious bubble baths, romantic novels, chocolate, and long walks on the beach.

The male portion of the crowd begin backing towards the exit.

Hwoarang: Hello! Drowning bishoujin here!

Julia: Oh yeah! Anna, didn't you say you were a nurse? you can help me. Quickly, there's not much time, we've got to get moving. If we don't do something quickly he'll be done for. Come on! Let's go, we've got to act quickly, his life is--

Hwoarang: (very nearly submerged) JULIA!!

Julia: Oh yeah.

Julia and Anna run to the now submerged Hwoarang. Julia begins pulling weeping fangirls out of the way. Anna move one custom-made 'Jin rox my sox!' sock but does nothing else for fear of chipping a nail.

Once Julia has reached Hwoarang she manages to compress what would have been a long and icky operation into a five minute blood-bath. Anna hands her a few tools (chainsaw, pick axe etc.) but doesn't do anything else because, after five years as a nurse, she realises she is squeamish.

The completed Hwoarang is uglier than Jin and Ugly Baby put together and fatter than Xiayu and Ganryu put together.

The fangirls immediately scatter.

Hwoarang: Xiayu, go to Jin, he loves you. I have found the girl I love, she saved my life. . .

Julia smiles.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Anna!

He grabs Anna and snogs her custom-made 'Jin rox my sox!' socks off.

Jin: I love you, Xiayu!

He grabs one of her many rolls of flab and snogs its custom-made 'Jin rox my flab!' flab retainers off.

Kazuya: Wow! What a great show!! So what have you all learnt from this?

Hwoarang: (taking a break from snogging Anna's custom-made 'Jin rox my sox!' socks off) Always settle for less!

Julia: Saving lives has no reward.

Ganryu: It's not because I'm fat that everyone hates me, it's because I'm me!

Xiayu: I'm sorry, did you say something?

Gun Jack: No one's ever going to write a fic about me.

Jin: I like toast.

Ugly Baby: No! The moral of the story is that looks don't matter!

Kazuya: Awww, what a touching sentiment.

None of you are featuring in the next game though.

All: What!?!

Kazuya: Well, I'm gunna be Frank--

Jin: Can I be Barbera?

Kazuya: What? No, I'm gunna be blunt--

Hwoarang: Well, we always knew you weren't the sharpest pickle in the pony.

Kazuya: No! I mean I'm gunna be straight with you--

Xiayu: I like you too, Kazuya, but I'm with Jin now, and besides, you're married. When were you gay anyway?

Kazuya: NO, IDIOTS! YOU'RE ALL--

Psycho cackling.

The characters turn round to see the army of rabid fangirls, led by Humphrey the ghost worm, enraged with no one worthy of their worship, holding their various weapons of mass destruction above their heads.

Jin: Humphrey! What are you doing??!!

Humphrey: You told me I was the only worm you'd ever love, Jin! That's what you said! And you didn't even avenge my death!!!!

Jin: But Hwoarang is my friend now.

Humphrey: Don't you remember anything???? It wasn't Hwoarang who killed me, it was you!!?? It all started as an innocent game of 'make Humphrey jump through the ring of fire' but soon it turned into a marmalade-sodden disaster! You yanked away the hoop before I was through and I went straight out the window. WE WERE ON THE SEVENTH FLOOR!!

Xiayu: That would explain your erratic habit of leaping through windows!

Hwoarang: No, he's being doing that for years.

Humphrey: FIVE. . . FOUR. . . THREE. . . TWO. . .

Ugly Baby: Humphrey! Rabid fangirls! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Humphrey: . . . ONE!

Boom.

NOT TO BE CONTINUED.

[Will there be a Jin's Random and Severely Disturbed Super-Dooper Adventure 2? Will the Tekken characters ever do anything again? No. Because they're dead.]

THE END

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Well there ya' go! The story has ended! If you didn't like the ending, tough poo! Because that's the ending and I'm sticking to it. Well, no I'm not. If you REALLY don't want the world to be blown up by rabid fangirls clad in 'Jin rox my sox!' socks then tell me in your review and I might write an alternate ending. Byebye for now though, you've all been so nice to me throughout this fic!