Note: Answer to FAQ 1004561: No, I don't own anyone.
Narrator: Once AGAIN (I need a new intro line), here we are with everyone either being beaten up, tied up, or scared stiff.
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Cloud: Time for the real final battle, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: No…not now…I don't feel like it.
Cloud: What!? Who are you to give up a fight!?
Sephiroth: Give me a break! Literally! You might have been resurrected and refreshed but that last one I'm still recovering from! Have some respect for you enemies!
Cloud *?*: Uh…sorry?
*Everyone waits for Sephiroth to rest but soon there is a knock at the door. Garnet answers it and screams*
Steiner: Prin…cess…I'll…save…no, I'm really in no position to.
Rinoa: Who is it?
*The wall suddenly shatters and everyone looks to see five incredibly large robots-that-aren't-robots staring at them. A red one with long arms and a long neck looks down at them*
RubyWeapon: Are we interrupting something?
Zell *stops punching Steiner and turns to monstrous creature*: Who the hell are you!?
RedXIII: They're the Weapons created by the planet to save it from destruction.
Freya: Quiet a backup security system.
Cid: You're telling me.
Quistis: Is there something you…want?
RubyWeapon: Not really…we just thought that we should drop by the party to see how it's going.
UltimaWeapon: A maybe trash it…EHAHAHAH!
RubyWeapon: Ultima, please, we are creatures of peace…
DiamondWeapon: PEACE…hehe.
RubyWeapon: Sorry, please excuse my friends. Oh! And we haven't been properly introduced to everyone here. As some of you know, I am Ruby Weapon, the large gray one is Diamond Weapon, the black dragon is Ultima Weapon, that green one in the back is Emerald Weapon, and next to him is Saffire Weapon.
Cloud: Saffire Weapon? I don't remember that one.
Yuffie: Oh! I do! You're the one who got your head blown off by…
SaffireWeapon: SHUT UP, OKAY!? Do you think massive monsters of the Planet are informed of where gigantic guns are set up!?
DiamondWeapon: HEAD BLOWN OFF…heheheh.
UltimaWeapon: EHAHAHAH! Wish I coulda seen that one, yeah! EHAHAHAHAH!
RubyWeapon: Calm down, Ultima…she didn't mean anything by it Saffire…
SaffireWeapon: *mumble* I coulda been the one to kill Rufus… *grumble*
Cloud: Anyway though…how are you all here? We killed all of you…
Sephiroth: How dense are you!? Two-Life-Rule remember!? You experienced it yourself!
Cloud: Oh, yeah.
EmeraldWeapon: Oi, help me, they're everywhere…
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Will Cloud and Sephiroth get they're rematch!? What do the Weapons plan to do? Would Saffire Weapon really have been a threat!?