Note: If anyone mentioned was mine, I would be rich and probably not writing this now.

Narrator: Alright! The final showdown! All the weapons vs. Sephiroth! Grab some popcorn and let the blood fly!

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Sephiroth: Ready to enter the Lifestream forever my friends? *evil grin as holds Masamune up horizontal to the ground*

Saffire Weapon *steps forward*: I'll go first! I must get revenge! It was him who awoke us in the first place and made me get my FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF!

Diamond Weapon: BYE BYE HEAD…heheheh.

Saffire Weapon: *glare*

Diamon Weapon: …

Sephiroth: *leaps…slice…Saffire's arm is severed, arm drops to the ground leaking a pile of green goo*

Saffire Weapon: ARRRGGHHH!!! THAT'S CHEATING! CHEATER! CHEATERS AMONG US!

Ultima Weapon: *picks up arm* EHAHAHA!!! Looky looky! I got ur army! ARMY! Shinra's army blew your head off last time! EHAHAHAHAH!

Saffire Weapon: *holds back glares to focus on Sephiroth* THAT'S IT! *pause* DANG IT! WHAT ATTACK'S DO I HAVE!?

*Everyone thinks*
Cloud: Well…you never actually got in a battle with us because…*ahem* yeah.
Yuffie: He did that mouth beam thing first though! The hole it made was what Tifa escaped through!
Saffire Weapon: YES! I mean, WHAT? I helped…!? It doesn't matter! er…Mouth…um…Beam! *opens mouth and blue laser shoots out toward Sephiroth*
Sephiroth: *leaps forward under beam and jumps up and severs head…leaps back and grins brandishing sword* You know I had to do it.
Saffire Weapon: *body collapses after head in a pile of more bubbling green goo*
Ruby Weapon: *eyes wide* Um…who's next?
Ultima Weapon: *leaps forward* I'll take 'em down! EHAHAHAH! *leaps again and lashes out at Sephiroth with claw*
Sephiroth: *jumps straight up and freezes in air* SHADOW FLARE!
*air glows into a black vortex and flashes…small white 7000 appears above Ultima's head*
Ultima Weapon: EEEYAAAHHHHERRRHURHUR!
*with a whimper Ultima flies away*
Sephiroth: grrrr….
Cloud: *points after him* HE'S DOING IT AGAIN! Don't you hate that!? He keeps freakin' running away!
Ruby Weapon: *growls* GAH! Diamond! You're up next!
Diamond Weapon: *steps forward* SQUISHY WHITE HEAD MAN…hehehehe.
Sephiroth: *points sword at Diamond* DEEN!
*Orangish rings fly at Diamond…1500 appears above Diamond's head*
Diamond Weapon: WHIMPY…heheheh. *opens mouth and blue energy forms in a sphere inside his jaw…5 appears in the air*
Sephiroth: *cocks eyebrows*
Cid: That can't be good.
Sephiroth: *gives angry looks and leaps up at Diamond slashing out with sword*
*4264…3928…6142……4……5479…7134……3……6745…8167…….2……7951…….1……9268….8746……0……*
Diamond Weapon: *who was just standing there taking the blows the whole time…extends his neck and opens his mouth* DIAMOND FLASH!
Sephiroth: *is blown back and skids on ground…3000 appears above his head*
*Everyone's eyes go wide*
Vincent: 3000? Is that right?
Freya: By the amount of time it took…and the amount that Sephiroth was doing much quicker…
Amarant: That can't be right.
Sephiroth: *stands up and brushes himself off…grins evilly at Diamond* Nice try…but not good enough. SHADOW FLARE!
*Black light engulfs Diamond…7000 appears above his head…with a groan he falls over backward. A huge cloud of dust rises and clear to show Sephiroth standing ready with his sword brandished again*
Kuja: Dang. That's three…of five.
Emerald: Yeah, yeah…but don't fret Kujay…Ruby and I are more than enough, we can handle anything…after all, we're American's right? (Author: I don't mean this as an insult to anyone!…just a harmless joke…the two are supposed only in the American version)
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Can Sephiroth take out Ruby and Emerald!? Why isn't anyone helping him!? Well…I guess that was sorta a stupid question…but anyway! Can he prove that he can beat all the Weapons alone!?