Disclaimer: Since I didn't do one last chapter, I figured I'd make up for it in this one.
I don't own the Inu-Yasha cast *sigh*, but I can dream can't I? I don't own "eezy-sqweezy lemon peezy" *sigh again* or any of the other things Miroku says while he's not in his right mind either *SIGH again*. I do, however, own the dictionary and the encyclopedia. And my friend and I DO own the Ranma ½ and Chobits graphic novels. But we don't have X-1999 or Maison Ikkoku *AGAIN SIGH* OH TO HELL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just get rich off my mangas and buy everything I don't already have! Let's just start the damn story.
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Kagome: Now that you've heard Inu-Yasha's side of the story, I'll tell you mine.
Inu-Yasha: It'll probably be a load of bull shit.
Kagome: *smiles evilly towards Inu-Yasha* Sit, boy.
Inu-Yasha: *goes smashing into the ground* YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: *smashes into ground leaving a four-foot deep imprint*
Sango: Let's just get this thing started.
Miroku: How now brown cow!
Sango: Oy!
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*The Tormenter*
Kagome sat down at a table in the corner of the lunchroom. She pulled out a bag of chips and a couple of graphic novels: Chobits and X. She began to read X as her friend Sango came to sit by her. Sango also had some graphic novels: Ranma ½ and Maison Ikkoku. "What's up Sango?"
"Not much." Sango set her books down on the table and put her book bag next to her chair. It seemed to be bigger than usual.
"I take it you're going out with Miroku again."
"Yep." Sango pulled an encyclopedia out of her book bag and patted it. "Things have been going better. Wanna trade Chobits and Ranma for today?"
"Sure." They exchanged the books and started to talk. Then Kagome saw Inu-Yasha, one of the most aggravating guys in school, walking towards the table.
"How's it going Kagome?" He asked with a wicked grin. "Still reading that porn I see."
"Why you lousy bastard--"
"Now, now. I was just about to go see my good friend Koga."
"Burn in Hell you bastard."
Sango sighed as Miroku came to sit by her. "They're at it again."
Miroku nodded. "It's been like this ever since Inu-Yasha found out that Kagome liked Koga."
"Koga is cute though." Sango saw Miroku glare at her.
"Oh yeah?"
"Who're you to talk, dammit! You go around hitting on every girl in the school!"
Miroku scratched his head. "Do I? My memory's sorta fuzzy." Sango began to reach towards her book bag. "No Sango! Please! I'm begging you don't----" He couldn't finish what he was saying because Sango had knocked him off the chair with the encyclopedia.
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Miroku: *finally back to normal* Wait a damn minute! Before I get hit in the head again let's get one thing straight! In this fanfiction, Sango hits me in the head with a dictionary, not an encyclopedia! *normal for him at least*
Inu-Yasha: What's the difference?
Sango: Encyclopedias aren't as heavy. *grabs encyclopedia and whacks Miroku on the head* See, he's still in his right mind. *grabs dictionary and whacks Miroku again*
Miroku: But Mommy, what about the closet monsters? *collapses*
Sessho-Maru: Ah yes, I see the difference.
Kagome: Well excuse the hell outta me! Can we get on with the story now?!
Sessho-Maru: Please proceed.
Inu-Yasha: HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Inu-Yasha: SINCE WHEN IS KOGA CUTE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kagome: I'll say it!
Inu-Yasha: Just answer my question!!!
Kagome: I was young and stupid, alright?!
Miroku: *regains consciousness, but still is not in his right mind* Inu-Yasha, do you really have to make out with Kikyo every time we go to the movies.
Kagome: *again smiles at Inu-Yasha evilly*
Inu-Yasha: *starts to back away* No, no it's not what you think! It was before we started going out. I haven't even kissed Kikyo!
Kagome: I was there in "Kagome's Voice and Kikyo's Kiss," remember?
Inu-Yasha: Eh, heh. Oh yeah. I uh, forgot about that."
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: Can we continue now?
Miroku: *rocking back and forth* I love you. You love me. We're a happy family....
Sango: *throws dictionary at Miroku's head, knocking him out again* Let's just get this over with.
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Later that day Kagome sat by Sango, snacking on a Butterfinger. "What's with that bastard Inu-Yasha?!"
Sango shrugged, too involved in her manga to actually reply. "I think Miroku said he liked you."
Kagome choked on her Butterfinger. "What the hell did you say?!?!?!?!"
Sango again shrugged, obviously not noticing Kagome holding up her mechanical pencil. "I was just telling you what Miroku told me."
Kagome started hacking. "I think I'm gonna be sick."
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Kagome: I actually puked that day too.
Sango: Yeah I know. All over my Maison Ikkoku book. *sniffle*
Kagome: I bought you a new one didn't I?!?!
Sango: It didn't smell the same as the first one. It just didn't have that first graphic novel scent.
Miroku: It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini...
Sango: *once again throws dictionary at Miroku's head* Go ahead Kagome.
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Kagome had gone outside with her friend Shippo, a fox-like child who was about as tall as a kindergartener. They saw Inu-Yasha sitting by a tree drawing. "Inu-Yasha?" The white haired boy looked up and grinned evilly. "What are you drawing?"
"Well, considering that it's not the porn you read, you wouldn't like it."
Kagome started to make her hand into a fist, but Shippo sneaked up behind Inu-Yasha and took the notebook.
"You little rat bastard!"
Shippo stuck his tongue out as he jumped into the tree out of Inu-Yasha's reach. He gave a low whistle as he began to flip through the drawings. The fox-like child grinned. "There's some interesting pictures of Kikyo here." He stopped as he came to the last one. "This is the one he was working on. But it's not Kikyo." The boy tossed the notebook to Kagome.
The girl looked at the drawing. It was a rough sketch that almost looked like her. "Is this me?"
Inu-Yasha snatched the notebook from the girl. "Feh. (I love that word!!!) I wouldn't waste my time or good paper drawing you." He closed the notebook and sat back down on the other side of the tree.
Kikyo walked up to Kagome. "Do you like Inu-Yasha?"
"Oh, sure. He's a bastard that calls every manga I own porn. Yep, that's definitely the basis for a strong relationship."
Kikyo smiled (WHAT THE HELL?!). "I could tell that Inu-Yasha used to like me. He's so transparent. I think he likes you."
Kagome bent over. "Oh, funny taste in mouth. Stomach queasy."
*The Invitation*
Kagome had stayed with Sango after school to practice her archery. She had told her friend about the picture and what Kikyo had said. "So what do you think? I think I scared him earlier. I was nice to him." Kagome's arrow hit the bulls eye
Sango aimed and missed the target. "I dunno. Why don't you ask him to the Cherry Blossom Festival? If he says yes, then he likes you. If he says no, then he doesn't." She took aim and missed.
"But what if it made him think I liked him?" Kagome shot an arrow and hit the target.
"Well don't you?" Sango again missed the target.
Kagome involuntarily shot an arrow at Sango, who had luckily ducked.
"Well you can't blame me. He's all you ever talk about any more."
Kagome shot another arrow at Sango, who fell back to avoid being hit. "What was that for?!"
"Whaddya think?" Kagome's arrow hit the bull's eye.
"Man, how the hell do you do that?"
Kagome shrugged and readied another arrow. "I just see Sota." She then remembered the terrible song that her Hell spawn of a little brother would sing: "This is the song that never ends." Kagome shuddered and her arrow again hit the bulls eye.
"Just ask him. It can't hurt. I mean the worst he can do is torture you eternally." Sango's next arrow went clear over the target and into the next field. A faint "I'm okay!" could be heard from that direction. She dropped her bow and assumed the innocent-bystander act.
Kagome again struck the bulls eye. "I guess your right. And since he already tortures me all the time, I guess I won't be able to tell the difference." She put down her bow and arrows and left.
As Kagome walked up to Inu-Yasha's house, she heard someone inside scream "bastard". She rang the doorbell and Inu-Yasha stepped outside. He stopped when he saw the girl. "I, uh think you've got the wrong house."
Kagome stepped up and smiled. "Hey, Inu-Yasha."
Inu-Yasha stepped back. "Uh, hi." Kagome saw him start to back into the house, but then he was pushed out. A boy taller than Inu-Yasha with longer white hair stood smiling evilly in the doorway.
"You really shouldn't leave your little friend out here by herself." With that the boy locked Inu-Yasha out of the house.
Inu-Yasha beat on the door. "Damn you Sessho-Maru!!! I'll get you for this!!!" He then turned slowly to face Kagome. "Eh, heh, what's up?"
"I was just wondering if you'd go to the Cherry Blossom Festival with me."
"Do wha?"
Sessho-Maru leaned out of the window. "Don't listen to anything he tries to tell you. You're the only person he ever draws, and he always talks about you in his sleep."
"Damn you bastard!!!" Sessho-Maru shut the window before Inu-Yasha could get there.
"Will you go with me please?" Kagome then did the one thing that no person can say no to---the puppy dog lip.
"No, not the damn lip!!! Alright, I'll go with you."
Kagome's smile got wider. "Thank you!" She then jumped up and kissed him on the cheek. The girl jumped off Inu-Yasha's porch and skipped (eek) back towards her house. After a few seconds, she heard a car alarm go off. "Hmm, wonder what that was."
*The Festival*
Kagome sat in her room with Sango. "So Inu-Yasha said he'd pick you up?" Kagome nodded. "Well, that sounds promising."
Kagome sighed and flipped part of her hair. "Do you really like Miroku?"
"Yeah. Sure he's a lecher and a perv at times, but that just makes him, how should I say this, special."
"Do you trust him?"
"Heh, heh." She stuffed a book into her purse. "Hell no."
Kagome then heard the doorbell ring. "That's probably him."
Kagome and Sango walked down the stairs to hear Sota listening to the song that came from the very depths of Hell---yes, "The song that never ends."
"Sota! Do you really have to torment Inu-Yasha with that song?!"
"I like this song!"
Kagome shuddered just as Inu-Yasha did.
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Kagome: I'm not going to tell the whole thing about the festival, since Inu-Yasha told it well enough.
Inu-Yasha: Finally, I get a break.
Kagome: But I am gonna retell the kiss.
Inu-Yasha: What?!
Kagome: You don't give enough detail. "Inu-Yasha kissed Kagome" doesn't describe it near enough. You've gotta really portray it.
Inu-Yasha: Portray it?
Kagome: You know, from the minute the lips touch to---
Inu-Yasha: Alright already! I shouldn't have asked.
Kagome: Now, then.
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Kagome walked with her head on Inu-Yasha's shoulder. He smiled as he walked with his arm around her. Then they came to her house.
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Inu-Yasha: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Dammit, what now?!
Inu-Yasha: Do I really have to hear this?
Kagome: I'll say it.
Inu-Yasha: Okay. I'm cool. I'll listen.
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Kagome walked up to the gate. "Thank you Inu-Yasha. How can I make it up to you?"
Inu-Yasha walked up to her. "Don't worry about it." He put his hand on the side of her face and leaned over to kiss her.
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Inu-Yasha: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: *looks really pissed off* SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!
SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!
SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: *has been slammed so far into the ground that he can barely be seen*
Kagome: That's for screwing up my kissing scene.
Inu-Yasha: Just you wait. Don't forget I brought a camera to the cast's Christmas party last year.
Kagome: *looks somewhat paler* Eh, heh. I love you Inu-Chan.
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Inu-Yasha kissed the girl. Her lips were so soft, and felt perfect against his. He reluctantly stepped back, and looked down at her. Kagome and put a hand on her cheek where he had touched her. 'That tasted good. Addictive, like sugar, or chocolate.'
Kagome went back into her house with one look back. She saw Inu-Yasha stay outside her house until she turned off the porch light. Then, with his hands in his pockets, he walked back towards his house.
Kagome walked up to her room and fell on her bed with her hand on her cheek. She closed her eyes and thought of Inu-Yasha and her first kiss.
And then out of the shadows once again came the Hell-born song.
"DAMMIT SOTA, WOULD YA TURN THAT OFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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Inu-Yasha: *finally out of the hole he made in the ground* Why did you have to do the detail for the damn kiss?
Ryu: That's part of the dedication for this chapter.
Inu-Yasha: Who the hell are you?
Ryu: I'm the author you baka.
Kagome: *walks up to the short little teenager claiming to have written the story* Alright then, little girl, who are you dedicating the chapter to?
Ryu: *growls and reaches for a mechanical pencil* I am warning you. I have a love for sharp objects and I have an asylum identification band to prove it.
Kagome: *backs away smiling* Eh heh, as I was saying, who did you want to dedicate the chapter to?
Ryu: Before I dedicate the chapter, I would like to thank all my fans out there. I got three reviews on my first chapter!!! THREE WHOLE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniffle* I am loved. Anywho, I am dedicating this chapter to my Asylum Buddy, Kells. I tried to add detail to the kiss because she wouldn't give me a break about it last chapter. Are you happy now?!?! (And if you say no, my response is "BITE ME DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
Sessho-Maru: What was the other part of the dedication?
Miroku: *holding a toilet plunger like the moon scepter and wearing one of Kagome's school uniforms* Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight. She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Sango: Does he really have to finish the song?
Ryu: *smiles evilly* Yes.
IY Cast except Miroku: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: *doing little twirlies and flips* She will never turn her back on her friends. She is always there to defend. She is the one on whom we can depend. She is the one named Sailor-------------
Sessho-Maru: Kami save us.
Miroku: *doing more twirlies and flips* Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiter! Secret powers are so new to her! She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Koga: What in the seven hells is that noise?!
Miroku: *twirling as Jaken performs the musical interlude like a dying cat*
Kagome: What did you do to Buyo?!?!
Miroku: Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning love by daylight. With her Sailor Scouts to help fight. She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one *dun dun* Sailor Moon.
Sango: Now?
Ryu: Go ahead.
Sango: *throws dictionary at Miroku's head*
Ryu: Oh yeah, one other thing was a part of the dedication.
IY Cast except Miroku: NO!!!! NO MORE SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu: No, I've had my fill of musical torture for this chapter. The last part was the graphic novels. I had to put them in there considering that Kells and I are total manga freaks. Don't worry Asylum Buddy, you get Maison Ikkoku and I'll get X. Also, I'm REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY sorry for not updating in such a long time. I don't have the internet at my house, so I have to go to the library to post, and every time I brought the disk with my story, the damn computer screwed it up. Death to these piece of shit computers and bring on the persocoms! (Preferably one that looks like Sesshy-Sama) Also, I may start on a new fanfiction, so look for it!
Sessho-Maru: Are you through yet?
Ryu: Almost. *grins evilly* Sota?
Kagome: Wait! I thought you said no more songs!
Ryu: My fingers were crossed.
Sota: This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friends. People started singing without knowing what it was, and now they'll keep on singing forever just because it is the song that never ends...
Ryu: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hack* *cough* Oh to Hell with it. Just end the chapter.
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I don't own the Inu-Yasha cast *sigh*, but I can dream can't I? I don't own "eezy-sqweezy lemon peezy" *sigh again* or any of the other things Miroku says while he's not in his right mind either *SIGH again*. I do, however, own the dictionary and the encyclopedia. And my friend and I DO own the Ranma ½ and Chobits graphic novels. But we don't have X-1999 or Maison Ikkoku *AGAIN SIGH* OH TO HELL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll just get rich off my mangas and buy everything I don't already have! Let's just start the damn story.
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Kagome: Now that you've heard Inu-Yasha's side of the story, I'll tell you mine.
Inu-Yasha: It'll probably be a load of bull shit.
Kagome: *smiles evilly towards Inu-Yasha* Sit, boy.
Inu-Yasha: *goes smashing into the ground* YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: *smashes into ground leaving a four-foot deep imprint*
Sango: Let's just get this thing started.
Miroku: How now brown cow!
Sango: Oy!
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*The Tormenter*
Kagome sat down at a table in the corner of the lunchroom. She pulled out a bag of chips and a couple of graphic novels: Chobits and X. She began to read X as her friend Sango came to sit by her. Sango also had some graphic novels: Ranma ½ and Maison Ikkoku. "What's up Sango?"
"Not much." Sango set her books down on the table and put her book bag next to her chair. It seemed to be bigger than usual.
"I take it you're going out with Miroku again."
"Yep." Sango pulled an encyclopedia out of her book bag and patted it. "Things have been going better. Wanna trade Chobits and Ranma for today?"
"Sure." They exchanged the books and started to talk. Then Kagome saw Inu-Yasha, one of the most aggravating guys in school, walking towards the table.
"How's it going Kagome?" He asked with a wicked grin. "Still reading that porn I see."
"Why you lousy bastard--"
"Now, now. I was just about to go see my good friend Koga."
"Burn in Hell you bastard."
Sango sighed as Miroku came to sit by her. "They're at it again."
Miroku nodded. "It's been like this ever since Inu-Yasha found out that Kagome liked Koga."
"Koga is cute though." Sango saw Miroku glare at her.
"Oh yeah?"
"Who're you to talk, dammit! You go around hitting on every girl in the school!"
Miroku scratched his head. "Do I? My memory's sorta fuzzy." Sango began to reach towards her book bag. "No Sango! Please! I'm begging you don't----" He couldn't finish what he was saying because Sango had knocked him off the chair with the encyclopedia.
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Miroku: *finally back to normal* Wait a damn minute! Before I get hit in the head again let's get one thing straight! In this fanfiction, Sango hits me in the head with a dictionary, not an encyclopedia! *normal for him at least*
Inu-Yasha: What's the difference?
Sango: Encyclopedias aren't as heavy. *grabs encyclopedia and whacks Miroku on the head* See, he's still in his right mind. *grabs dictionary and whacks Miroku again*
Miroku: But Mommy, what about the closet monsters? *collapses*
Sessho-Maru: Ah yes, I see the difference.
Kagome: Well excuse the hell outta me! Can we get on with the story now?!
Sessho-Maru: Please proceed.
Inu-Yasha: HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: WHAT NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Inu-Yasha: SINCE WHEN IS KOGA CUTE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kagome: I'll say it!
Inu-Yasha: Just answer my question!!!
Kagome: I was young and stupid, alright?!
Miroku: *regains consciousness, but still is not in his right mind* Inu-Yasha, do you really have to make out with Kikyo every time we go to the movies.
Kagome: *again smiles at Inu-Yasha evilly*
Inu-Yasha: *starts to back away* No, no it's not what you think! It was before we started going out. I haven't even kissed Kikyo!
Kagome: I was there in "Kagome's Voice and Kikyo's Kiss," remember?
Inu-Yasha: Eh, heh. Oh yeah. I uh, forgot about that."
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: Can we continue now?
Miroku: *rocking back and forth* I love you. You love me. We're a happy family....
Sango: *throws dictionary at Miroku's head, knocking him out again* Let's just get this over with.
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Later that day Kagome sat by Sango, snacking on a Butterfinger. "What's with that bastard Inu-Yasha?!"
Sango shrugged, too involved in her manga to actually reply. "I think Miroku said he liked you."
Kagome choked on her Butterfinger. "What the hell did you say?!?!?!?!"
Sango again shrugged, obviously not noticing Kagome holding up her mechanical pencil. "I was just telling you what Miroku told me."
Kagome started hacking. "I think I'm gonna be sick."
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Kagome: I actually puked that day too.
Sango: Yeah I know. All over my Maison Ikkoku book. *sniffle*
Kagome: I bought you a new one didn't I?!?!
Sango: It didn't smell the same as the first one. It just didn't have that first graphic novel scent.
Miroku: It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini...
Sango: *once again throws dictionary at Miroku's head* Go ahead Kagome.
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Kagome had gone outside with her friend Shippo, a fox-like child who was about as tall as a kindergartener. They saw Inu-Yasha sitting by a tree drawing. "Inu-Yasha?" The white haired boy looked up and grinned evilly. "What are you drawing?"
"Well, considering that it's not the porn you read, you wouldn't like it."
Kagome started to make her hand into a fist, but Shippo sneaked up behind Inu-Yasha and took the notebook.
"You little rat bastard!"
Shippo stuck his tongue out as he jumped into the tree out of Inu-Yasha's reach. He gave a low whistle as he began to flip through the drawings. The fox-like child grinned. "There's some interesting pictures of Kikyo here." He stopped as he came to the last one. "This is the one he was working on. But it's not Kikyo." The boy tossed the notebook to Kagome.
The girl looked at the drawing. It was a rough sketch that almost looked like her. "Is this me?"
Inu-Yasha snatched the notebook from the girl. "Feh. (I love that word!!!) I wouldn't waste my time or good paper drawing you." He closed the notebook and sat back down on the other side of the tree.
Kikyo walked up to Kagome. "Do you like Inu-Yasha?"
"Oh, sure. He's a bastard that calls every manga I own porn. Yep, that's definitely the basis for a strong relationship."
Kikyo smiled (WHAT THE HELL?!). "I could tell that Inu-Yasha used to like me. He's so transparent. I think he likes you."
Kagome bent over. "Oh, funny taste in mouth. Stomach queasy."
*The Invitation*
Kagome had stayed with Sango after school to practice her archery. She had told her friend about the picture and what Kikyo had said. "So what do you think? I think I scared him earlier. I was nice to him." Kagome's arrow hit the bulls eye
Sango aimed and missed the target. "I dunno. Why don't you ask him to the Cherry Blossom Festival? If he says yes, then he likes you. If he says no, then he doesn't." She took aim and missed.
"But what if it made him think I liked him?" Kagome shot an arrow and hit the target.
"Well don't you?" Sango again missed the target.
Kagome involuntarily shot an arrow at Sango, who had luckily ducked.
"Well you can't blame me. He's all you ever talk about any more."
Kagome shot another arrow at Sango, who fell back to avoid being hit. "What was that for?!"
"Whaddya think?" Kagome's arrow hit the bull's eye.
"Man, how the hell do you do that?"
Kagome shrugged and readied another arrow. "I just see Sota." She then remembered the terrible song that her Hell spawn of a little brother would sing: "This is the song that never ends." Kagome shuddered and her arrow again hit the bulls eye.
"Just ask him. It can't hurt. I mean the worst he can do is torture you eternally." Sango's next arrow went clear over the target and into the next field. A faint "I'm okay!" could be heard from that direction. She dropped her bow and assumed the innocent-bystander act.
Kagome again struck the bulls eye. "I guess your right. And since he already tortures me all the time, I guess I won't be able to tell the difference." She put down her bow and arrows and left.
As Kagome walked up to Inu-Yasha's house, she heard someone inside scream "bastard". She rang the doorbell and Inu-Yasha stepped outside. He stopped when he saw the girl. "I, uh think you've got the wrong house."
Kagome stepped up and smiled. "Hey, Inu-Yasha."
Inu-Yasha stepped back. "Uh, hi." Kagome saw him start to back into the house, but then he was pushed out. A boy taller than Inu-Yasha with longer white hair stood smiling evilly in the doorway.
"You really shouldn't leave your little friend out here by herself." With that the boy locked Inu-Yasha out of the house.
Inu-Yasha beat on the door. "Damn you Sessho-Maru!!! I'll get you for this!!!" He then turned slowly to face Kagome. "Eh, heh, what's up?"
"I was just wondering if you'd go to the Cherry Blossom Festival with me."
"Do wha?"
Sessho-Maru leaned out of the window. "Don't listen to anything he tries to tell you. You're the only person he ever draws, and he always talks about you in his sleep."
"Damn you bastard!!!" Sessho-Maru shut the window before Inu-Yasha could get there.
"Will you go with me please?" Kagome then did the one thing that no person can say no to---the puppy dog lip.
"No, not the damn lip!!! Alright, I'll go with you."
Kagome's smile got wider. "Thank you!" She then jumped up and kissed him on the cheek. The girl jumped off Inu-Yasha's porch and skipped (eek) back towards her house. After a few seconds, she heard a car alarm go off. "Hmm, wonder what that was."
*The Festival*
Kagome sat in her room with Sango. "So Inu-Yasha said he'd pick you up?" Kagome nodded. "Well, that sounds promising."
Kagome sighed and flipped part of her hair. "Do you really like Miroku?"
"Yeah. Sure he's a lecher and a perv at times, but that just makes him, how should I say this, special."
"Do you trust him?"
"Heh, heh." She stuffed a book into her purse. "Hell no."
Kagome then heard the doorbell ring. "That's probably him."
Kagome and Sango walked down the stairs to hear Sota listening to the song that came from the very depths of Hell---yes, "The song that never ends."
"Sota! Do you really have to torment Inu-Yasha with that song?!"
"I like this song!"
Kagome shuddered just as Inu-Yasha did.
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Kagome: I'm not going to tell the whole thing about the festival, since Inu-Yasha told it well enough.
Inu-Yasha: Finally, I get a break.
Kagome: But I am gonna retell the kiss.
Inu-Yasha: What?!
Kagome: You don't give enough detail. "Inu-Yasha kissed Kagome" doesn't describe it near enough. You've gotta really portray it.
Inu-Yasha: Portray it?
Kagome: You know, from the minute the lips touch to---
Inu-Yasha: Alright already! I shouldn't have asked.
Kagome: Now, then.
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Kagome walked with her head on Inu-Yasha's shoulder. He smiled as he walked with his arm around her. Then they came to her house.
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Inu-Yasha: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Dammit, what now?!
Inu-Yasha: Do I really have to hear this?
Kagome: I'll say it.
Inu-Yasha: Okay. I'm cool. I'll listen.
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Kagome walked up to the gate. "Thank you Inu-Yasha. How can I make it up to you?"
Inu-Yasha walked up to her. "Don't worry about it." He put his hand on the side of her face and leaned over to kiss her.
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Inu-Yasha: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: *looks really pissed off* SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!
SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!
SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!!SIT!!!!SIT!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: *has been slammed so far into the ground that he can barely be seen*
Kagome: That's for screwing up my kissing scene.
Inu-Yasha: Just you wait. Don't forget I brought a camera to the cast's Christmas party last year.
Kagome: *looks somewhat paler* Eh, heh. I love you Inu-Chan.
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Inu-Yasha kissed the girl. Her lips were so soft, and felt perfect against his. He reluctantly stepped back, and looked down at her. Kagome and put a hand on her cheek where he had touched her. 'That tasted good. Addictive, like sugar, or chocolate.'
Kagome went back into her house with one look back. She saw Inu-Yasha stay outside her house until she turned off the porch light. Then, with his hands in his pockets, he walked back towards his house.
Kagome walked up to her room and fell on her bed with her hand on her cheek. She closed her eyes and thought of Inu-Yasha and her first kiss.
And then out of the shadows once again came the Hell-born song.
"DAMMIT SOTA, WOULD YA TURN THAT OFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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Inu-Yasha: *finally out of the hole he made in the ground* Why did you have to do the detail for the damn kiss?
Ryu: That's part of the dedication for this chapter.
Inu-Yasha: Who the hell are you?
Ryu: I'm the author you baka.
Kagome: *walks up to the short little teenager claiming to have written the story* Alright then, little girl, who are you dedicating the chapter to?
Ryu: *growls and reaches for a mechanical pencil* I am warning you. I have a love for sharp objects and I have an asylum identification band to prove it.
Kagome: *backs away smiling* Eh heh, as I was saying, who did you want to dedicate the chapter to?
Ryu: Before I dedicate the chapter, I would like to thank all my fans out there. I got three reviews on my first chapter!!! THREE WHOLE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sniffle* I am loved. Anywho, I am dedicating this chapter to my Asylum Buddy, Kells. I tried to add detail to the kiss because she wouldn't give me a break about it last chapter. Are you happy now?!?! (And if you say no, my response is "BITE ME DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
Sessho-Maru: What was the other part of the dedication?
Miroku: *holding a toilet plunger like the moon scepter and wearing one of Kagome's school uniforms* Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight. She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Sango: Does he really have to finish the song?
Ryu: *smiles evilly* Yes.
IY Cast except Miroku: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: *doing little twirlies and flips* She will never turn her back on her friends. She is always there to defend. She is the one on whom we can depend. She is the one named Sailor-------------
Sessho-Maru: Kami save us.
Miroku: *doing more twirlies and flips* Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiter! Secret powers are so new to her! She is the one named Sailor Moon.
Koga: What in the seven hells is that noise?!
Miroku: *twirling as Jaken performs the musical interlude like a dying cat*
Kagome: What did you do to Buyo?!?!
Miroku: Fighting evil by moonlight. Winning love by daylight. With her Sailor Scouts to help fight. She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one named Sailor Moon. She is the one *dun dun* Sailor Moon.
Sango: Now?
Ryu: Go ahead.
Sango: *throws dictionary at Miroku's head*
Ryu: Oh yeah, one other thing was a part of the dedication.
IY Cast except Miroku: NO!!!! NO MORE SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryu: No, I've had my fill of musical torture for this chapter. The last part was the graphic novels. I had to put them in there considering that Kells and I are total manga freaks. Don't worry Asylum Buddy, you get Maison Ikkoku and I'll get X. Also, I'm REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY sorry for not updating in such a long time. I don't have the internet at my house, so I have to go to the library to post, and every time I brought the disk with my story, the damn computer screwed it up. Death to these piece of shit computers and bring on the persocoms! (Preferably one that looks like Sesshy-Sama) Also, I may start on a new fanfiction, so look for it!
Sessho-Maru: Are you through yet?
Ryu: Almost. *grins evilly* Sota?
Kagome: Wait! I thought you said no more songs!
Ryu: My fingers were crossed.
Sota: This is the song that never ends. It goes on and on my friends. People started singing without knowing what it was, and now they'll keep on singing forever just because it is the song that never ends...
Ryu: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hack* *cough* Oh to Hell with it. Just end the chapter.
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