Title: Hottest Jedi of the Month
Author: Aeryn Tucker
Category: Humour/Parody
Rating: PG
Summary: Just what the title says. Anakin beats out Obi-Wan for the first time as Hottest Jedi of the month, and Obi-Wan takes drastic measures to win back his title.
Prologue
Obi-Wan Kenobi waited patiently for the votes to be counted up. One more win for him, and he would have beaten the all-time record for Hottest Jedi of the Month titles.
"We have tallied up the votes!" called out Mace Windu, his voice shushing the talking in the crowd gathered.
"This month's Hottest Jedi is..."
Obi-Wan held his breath. This was the moment of truth.
"...Anakin Skywalker!"
Cheers erupted from the crowd as Obi-Wan's jaw dropped. Anakin?! His 19 year-old Padawan?!
As he contemplated this, Anakin Skywalker was hoisted up above the screaming crowd.
"I guess they wanted someone younger this time Master! Out with the old, in with the new!" Anakin called out as he went by.
"Why you little-!" Obi-Wan called out, enraged.
Anakin just smiled, waved and was carried onwards.
"This calls for drastic measures..." mumbled Obi-Wan, shaking his fist at his receding Padawan. "Obi-Wan Kenobi will reign again!"
*So, is it good?*