Author's Note:
I am bored out of my mind right now, but since I'm sugar-high I thought I'd work on my fanfiction. I will give SOME credit to Kellsey because she offered to help me with my fanfiction. *sigh* This won't end well.
Anyway, Kellsey wanted to say something in the chapters from now on, so if she ever answers the phone *grumble* she can tell me what she wants in here. By the way, in previous chapters I forgot to mention that some people didn't get the "eezy squeezy lemon peezy" comment that Miroku made in the first chapter. Don't you people watch cartoons?! If you watch Hey Arnold, Herald says that whenever he gets the shit knocked out of him. When Arnold beans him with a baseball, for example.
About my Sessho-Maru persocom, I changed my mind. Caitlin's gonna get the Sessho-Maru persocom, Kellsey's gonna get one that looks like Tasuki, and mine is gonna be Shido. *schoolgirl faint* He's so cute!!! (In case your wondering, Tasuki is from Fushigi Yugi and Shido is from Nightwalker.)
I have come up with the ideas for my next fanfictions! I am going to turn Shakespeare's tragic plays "Romeo and Juliet" and "Hamlet" into absolutely screwed up Inu-Yasha stories, and Kellsey wants to help, but I'd rather work alone...
By the way, does anyone reading this know much of a pain in the ass it is to write about yourself in third person?!
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*More Counseling*
Guest-starring Jenny the skitzo, Kellsey, Rose, Jessica, Caitlin, Leopard, and Alicia.
The IY Cast had already left the psychiatrists' office, or so the teenage psychiatrists thought. Jenny lifted a corner of a Fushigi Yugi poster to reveal a small black button. As she pushed the button, one of the walls opened with a swoosh, showing a huge television monitor and a big red button taking up all of the floor. "Oops. Wrong button."
Jenny then re-covered the button and lifted the corner on a poster for Chobits. Underneath it was a blue button which she pressed. Another wall opened with a swoosh to show Kellsey and Jenny's room. Pictures of Shido were plastered on two of the walls, and pictures of Tasuki were covering the other two. Kellsey went up to one of the Tasuki walls and hugged it. "Hello Tasuki. Did you miss me?"
Jenny stopped worshipping the Shido walls to glance at her friend. Hey, they're coming tomorrow aren't they?"
Kellsey fell back on the floor and sighed. "Yeah."
After he was sure the two psychiatrists were asleep, Miroku creeped into their room. The blue-haired girl was in one corner of the room, asleep by a computer, and the one who had tried to kill him with a giant mallet was asleep over a Ceres graphic novel on the other side of the desk. In a corner, he noticed a dozen candles lined up in a row and two life-size sketches hanging behind them. Underneath one was the name "Shido" and under the other was the name "Tasuki". *sweat drop* (Yes, we really like these guys.) He made a few adjustments to the pictures, then stood over the two girls.
Outside the office building a loud scream could be heard. Then Miroku could be seen running from two teenage girls dressed in black. This time Kellsey had a chair and Jenny was wielding the mallet. Both of them ran after the monk brandishing their weapons and screaming "HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" When they caught him, it wasn't a pretty sight.
Jenny and Kellsey went back to their office, Kellsey empty-handed since she had broken the chair. Kellsey opened the wall to their room, and looked at the Shido/Tasuki shrine. Her eyes widened and she stared in horror. "Jenny, this does it. Miroku is going to die." *bright lightning in background*
Jenny ripped pictures of Miroku's face from the portraits and tore them into pieces. "Silver finally gets a visitor." *dun dun dun* *loud thunder crashing and lightning showing her outline like in one of those movies that scares the crap out of you*
The next morning as the Inu-Yasha cast re-entered the office, Rose could barely hold back a grin. "They're here!"
Jenny and Kellsey stepped out of the office, Jenny wearing a Chinese outfit and a huge rosary (Chichiri lives!) with her hair in a bun (chopsticks and all!) and Kellsey wearing Subaru's costume that she had "borrowed" from the set of .hack//SIGN. She even had paper wings taped to her back.
Jenny looked at Kellsey. "How come you get to be Subaru? No da."
"Because you wanted to be Chichiri."
"Alright, but I get the wings next time. No da."
"Okay." (What exactly was the purpose of this conversation?!)
Miroku stared at Kellsey. "If she hadn't tried to kill me last night, I'd think she was cute."
Kellsey leaned over and grinned. "I heard that Miroku-san. And we noticed that someone vandalized our shrine." She held up the picture he had put over Tasuki's face and tore it to shreds. Then, in a voice that seemed far too evil for the girl in the little teal outfit, she looked up with bright yellow eyes, (Vampire!) "You shall pay." She said this very slowly, and seemed to savor Miroku's look of horror. Then her eyes went back to their normal hazel and she grinned broadly. "Shall we get started?"
Kellsey and Jenny walked back into the room. The cast followed, and Rose looked like she was about to burst from having not laughed the entire time. After the door shut, Rose fell over chair and all and couldn't stop laughing.
Jenny: So, Miroku, why don't you tell us about when you and Sango met? No da.
Sango: Wait! I beg of you! Let me tell it. His story would be too crazy!
Kellsey: And yours would be too sane.
Sango: Wha?
*Two girls burst into the room wearing executioner's outfits and singing the Hamtaro song*
Jenny: Caitlin! Jessica! No da.
Caitlin and Jessica: *stop singing abruptly* Wait, isn't this Silver's detention/torture room?
Kellsey: Nope. Next door on the right.
Caitlin and Jessica: *resume the Hamtaro song and exit*
Jenny: Don't start the torture without us!!! No da.
Everyone Else: *staring*
Alicia: *laughing her ass off in a corner of the room*
Jenny and Kellsey: NOT YET YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: Who's that?
Jenny: That's Alicia. We invited her to come see how odd our sessions are. No da.
Sessho-Maru: O-------kay
Kikyo: Can you remind me why all of us had to be here?
Kellsey: This way we can scare more than just one couple at a time.
Jenny: No da.
Everyone: *silence*
Jenny: So Miroku, you wanna start your story? No da.
*one story with one Hell of a lot of groping later*
Jenny: *cleansing her mind* No da.
Kellsey: *shoving cotton balls in her ears*
Alicia: *also trying to find some means to relieve her mind of Miroku's story* Why do you do this for a living?
Jenny: THE MONEY!!! WHY ELSE?!?! No da.
Everyone: *blank expression*
Kellsey: Don't you people get it?! Money makes the world go round. Money is what puts psychos like us in the psychiatrist's chair. Money is what gives us *glances sideways at Inu-Yasha* ramen.
Inu-Yasha: *somewhat dazed and drooling at the word ramen* Money is good. Money is our friend. Money buys ramen.
Jenny: That's right Inu-Chan. No da. *waves a cup of ramen in front of the dog demon's face*
Inu-Yasha: *unsheathes Tetsusaiga* A duel?
Jenny: *pulls out large mallet with the words "Really Hard Love" written on it* You're on. No da.
Sessho-Maru: What exactly possessed the author to write this fanfiction?
Ryu: *appears from nowhere clutching a cup of coffee* Sugar, and chocolate, and coffee. Ohhhhhhh, yesssssssssssss. Cafffffffffffeineeeeeeeeeeee. Yessssssss, precious. Caffeine is what possesses us, yesssssss precious. And keepses us up until 2 A.M., typing crazinesssssss and laughing evilly. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kellsey: *grumbling about wearing a skirt*
Alicia: *silence*
Inu-Yasha: *on the ground with a huge bump on his head and his eyes in little swirls*
Miroku: *attempts to look down Kellsey and Jenny's shirts*
Jenny and Kellsey: *growl and pull out Kikyo plushies as their eyes glow yellow*
Alicia: *picks up a charred Kikyo plushie* What the Hell is this?
Kikyo: *staring in horror at Jenny and Kellsey* Wh-what are you doing with those?
Jenny and Kellsey: *throw Kikyo plushies at Miroku's head which make a squeaky noise as they hit*
Kikyo: *screams in pain for her cotton plush counterparts* How could you?! *picks up Kikyo plushie and tries to comfort it*
Jenny: *aims Jaken plushie at Kikyo* No da. *throws Jaken plushie at Kikyo which makes a loud farting noise as it hits*
Rin: *grinning broadly* Rin is sorry.
Everyone: *sniffs air briefly* RINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sessho-Maru: *clutching at his sensitive nose* I knew I shouldn't have gotten you that bean burrito, Rin!
Rin: Bean burrito? WHERE?!
*there is a knock at the door as the poisonous air begins to dissipate*
Alicia: *laughing her ass off in a corner with a clothespin on her nose*
Inu-Yasha: *wakes to a tingling sensation in his ear* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!
Kellsey: *appears beside Inu-Yasha* Sorry. Leopard tends to get frisky.
Jenny: Like your foot? No da.
Caitlin: *pops up as screaming can be heard in the background* That's my line!!
Jenny: My apologies. No da.
Kellsey: *scooting her foot towards Caitlin* Oh Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaitliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.
Caitlin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room*
*there is another knock at the door which nobody notices*
Inu-Yasha: What the Hell is that thing?!
Kellsey: This is Leopard, my stuffed leopard.
Jenny: Who SOMEHOW *glances sideways at Kellsey who begins to whistle* always manages to get his tail in my ear while I'm playing video games.
Inu-Yasha: HIS tail?! You mean that thing's a guy?! And he was----AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off to cleanse his mind*
Alicia: *threatening to use a Kikyo plushie as a voodoo doll*
*the door creaks opens slowly to show two anime guys, one with long lavender hair and one with short dark red hair*
Kellsey: Tasuki!
Jenny: Shido! No da. *both girls run up and hug their anime boyfriends*
Kikyo: Hey, the purple-haired one's kinda cute.
Jenny: *glares at Kikyo with bright yellow eyes* He's mine. No da.
Shido: You two haven't been posing as psychiatrists again, have you?
Jenny and Kellsey: *look at each other and then back up at their boyfriends smiling* No.
Tasuki: You ready for our appointment?
Jenny: We just need to change. No da.
*Jenny and Kellsey exit*
Inu-Yasha: *having finally escaped the ear-loving leopard* W-wait a minute. Appointment?
Shido: Yeah.
Tasuki: Every week we go to a psychiatrist with our girlfriends.
Inu-Yasha: You mean.....
Shido: Yep our girlfriends escaped from an asylum, and every now and then they have to visit their old psychiatrist.
*Jenny and Kellsey reenter, Kellsey in Inu-Yasha's kimono and Jenny wearing Presea's outfit that she happened to "find" in the trash outside the Magic Knight Rayearth set. (wonder why they're getting rid of all these anime outfits. *whistle*)*
Sessho-Maru: Something tells me they're into cosplay.
Inu-Yasha: Wh-where did you get my outfit?
Presea: (Where the Hell did she come from?!) And mine too!
Black Chi: Me too!
Chichiri: No da!!!
Subaru: Where did you get them?
Kikyo: Where are all these people coming from?!?!?!?!
Inu-Yasha, Presea, Black Chi, Chichiri, and Subaru: WELL?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jenny and Kellsey: Uhhhhhhh, Internet?
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Chichiri: That explains it. No da.
Subaru: I told my agent not to sell my outfits online.
J&K: *sweat drop*
Shido: Maybe we should go.
Jenny: Okay!
Tasuki: Shall we?
Kellsey: *Grabs Tasuki's arm and leaves*
*the door shuts and there is a brief silence*
Inu-Yasha: Maybe.....maybe they.....
Jenny: *sticks her head in the door smiling* Oh yeah Inu-Chan, I almost forgot. Rose will have the bill.
Inu-Yasha: *collapses on the ground crying*
Rose: *skips into the room with a folded piece of paper and hugs Inu-Yasha* I love ya man!!!
Inu-Yasha: *unfolds the bill and folds it back up, still crying* Why me?
Rose: *still smiling* La la la.....
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Jenny: My head hurts.
Ryu: It's because you're an idiot.
Jenny: No I'm not!!
Ryu: Yes you are!!
*continue arguing for an hour*
Kellsey: Don't I get a word in this?!
Jenny: Yeah, go ahead. *places the Truth Crown on Kellsey's head*
Kellsey: *holding back tears* Hi people. I'm Jenny's Asylum Buddy Kellsey. Yeah, yeah, I know y'all feel so honored but I just love you all and I'm so proud *sniffle* to be a part of this fanfiction. *sniffle* And I, I *bursts into tears*
Jenny: It's okay Kellsey. *pats on back*
Miroku: Yeah, it's okay. *pats both girls on their butts*
J&K: *turn around with yellow eyes and Kikyo plushies*
*The two psychiatrists chase Miroku pelting him with Kikyo plushies for two hours*
Jenny: I think you all know my true nature by now. *feels a tingling sensation in her ear* LEOPARD!!!
Kellsey: *hiding the giant stuffed leopard behind her* I can't help it if Leopard gets frisky.
Jenny: *holding a small dagger and grinning* I'd like Leopard to meet a friend of mine.
Kellsey: That's really all right."
Jenny: I'll rip out Leopard's stuffing and make him into a rug!!!
Kellsey: Could you not make him into a rug?
Jenny: What?
Kellsey: You'll destroy his dignity!!!
Jenny: Fine, a blanket!!!
Kellsey: Okay.
Jenny: I know just how to end this chapter!!!
*everyone leaves as Kellsey, Jenny, and Sessho-Maru start square dancing to the Hamtaro song*
I have a feeling I should end this chapter before someone gets hurt.
One thing before I do. This will probably be my last chapter for this fanfiction. See you in the Asylums!
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I am bored out of my mind right now, but since I'm sugar-high I thought I'd work on my fanfiction. I will give SOME credit to Kellsey because she offered to help me with my fanfiction. *sigh* This won't end well.
Anyway, Kellsey wanted to say something in the chapters from now on, so if she ever answers the phone *grumble* she can tell me what she wants in here. By the way, in previous chapters I forgot to mention that some people didn't get the "eezy squeezy lemon peezy" comment that Miroku made in the first chapter. Don't you people watch cartoons?! If you watch Hey Arnold, Herald says that whenever he gets the shit knocked out of him. When Arnold beans him with a baseball, for example.
About my Sessho-Maru persocom, I changed my mind. Caitlin's gonna get the Sessho-Maru persocom, Kellsey's gonna get one that looks like Tasuki, and mine is gonna be Shido. *schoolgirl faint* He's so cute!!! (In case your wondering, Tasuki is from Fushigi Yugi and Shido is from Nightwalker.)
I have come up with the ideas for my next fanfictions! I am going to turn Shakespeare's tragic plays "Romeo and Juliet" and "Hamlet" into absolutely screwed up Inu-Yasha stories, and Kellsey wants to help, but I'd rather work alone...
By the way, does anyone reading this know much of a pain in the ass it is to write about yourself in third person?!
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*More Counseling*
Guest-starring Jenny the skitzo, Kellsey, Rose, Jessica, Caitlin, Leopard, and Alicia.
The IY Cast had already left the psychiatrists' office, or so the teenage psychiatrists thought. Jenny lifted a corner of a Fushigi Yugi poster to reveal a small black button. As she pushed the button, one of the walls opened with a swoosh, showing a huge television monitor and a big red button taking up all of the floor. "Oops. Wrong button."
Jenny then re-covered the button and lifted the corner on a poster for Chobits. Underneath it was a blue button which she pressed. Another wall opened with a swoosh to show Kellsey and Jenny's room. Pictures of Shido were plastered on two of the walls, and pictures of Tasuki were covering the other two. Kellsey went up to one of the Tasuki walls and hugged it. "Hello Tasuki. Did you miss me?"
Jenny stopped worshipping the Shido walls to glance at her friend. Hey, they're coming tomorrow aren't they?"
Kellsey fell back on the floor and sighed. "Yeah."
After he was sure the two psychiatrists were asleep, Miroku creeped into their room. The blue-haired girl was in one corner of the room, asleep by a computer, and the one who had tried to kill him with a giant mallet was asleep over a Ceres graphic novel on the other side of the desk. In a corner, he noticed a dozen candles lined up in a row and two life-size sketches hanging behind them. Underneath one was the name "Shido" and under the other was the name "Tasuki". *sweat drop* (Yes, we really like these guys.) He made a few adjustments to the pictures, then stood over the two girls.
Outside the office building a loud scream could be heard. Then Miroku could be seen running from two teenage girls dressed in black. This time Kellsey had a chair and Jenny was wielding the mallet. Both of them ran after the monk brandishing their weapons and screaming "HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" When they caught him, it wasn't a pretty sight.
Jenny and Kellsey went back to their office, Kellsey empty-handed since she had broken the chair. Kellsey opened the wall to their room, and looked at the Shido/Tasuki shrine. Her eyes widened and she stared in horror. "Jenny, this does it. Miroku is going to die." *bright lightning in background*
Jenny ripped pictures of Miroku's face from the portraits and tore them into pieces. "Silver finally gets a visitor." *dun dun dun* *loud thunder crashing and lightning showing her outline like in one of those movies that scares the crap out of you*
The next morning as the Inu-Yasha cast re-entered the office, Rose could barely hold back a grin. "They're here!"
Jenny and Kellsey stepped out of the office, Jenny wearing a Chinese outfit and a huge rosary (Chichiri lives!) with her hair in a bun (chopsticks and all!) and Kellsey wearing Subaru's costume that she had "borrowed" from the set of .hack//SIGN. She even had paper wings taped to her back.
Jenny looked at Kellsey. "How come you get to be Subaru? No da."
"Because you wanted to be Chichiri."
"Alright, but I get the wings next time. No da."
"Okay." (What exactly was the purpose of this conversation?!)
Miroku stared at Kellsey. "If she hadn't tried to kill me last night, I'd think she was cute."
Kellsey leaned over and grinned. "I heard that Miroku-san. And we noticed that someone vandalized our shrine." She held up the picture he had put over Tasuki's face and tore it to shreds. Then, in a voice that seemed far too evil for the girl in the little teal outfit, she looked up with bright yellow eyes, (Vampire!) "You shall pay." She said this very slowly, and seemed to savor Miroku's look of horror. Then her eyes went back to their normal hazel and she grinned broadly. "Shall we get started?"
Kellsey and Jenny walked back into the room. The cast followed, and Rose looked like she was about to burst from having not laughed the entire time. After the door shut, Rose fell over chair and all and couldn't stop laughing.
Jenny: So, Miroku, why don't you tell us about when you and Sango met? No da.
Sango: Wait! I beg of you! Let me tell it. His story would be too crazy!
Kellsey: And yours would be too sane.
Sango: Wha?
*Two girls burst into the room wearing executioner's outfits and singing the Hamtaro song*
Jenny: Caitlin! Jessica! No da.
Caitlin and Jessica: *stop singing abruptly* Wait, isn't this Silver's detention/torture room?
Kellsey: Nope. Next door on the right.
Caitlin and Jessica: *resume the Hamtaro song and exit*
Jenny: Don't start the torture without us!!! No da.
Everyone Else: *staring*
Alicia: *laughing her ass off in a corner of the room*
Jenny and Kellsey: NOT YET YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-Yasha: Who's that?
Jenny: That's Alicia. We invited her to come see how odd our sessions are. No da.
Sessho-Maru: O-------kay
Kikyo: Can you remind me why all of us had to be here?
Kellsey: This way we can scare more than just one couple at a time.
Jenny: No da.
Everyone: *silence*
Jenny: So Miroku, you wanna start your story? No da.
*one story with one Hell of a lot of groping later*
Jenny: *cleansing her mind* No da.
Kellsey: *shoving cotton balls in her ears*
Alicia: *also trying to find some means to relieve her mind of Miroku's story* Why do you do this for a living?
Jenny: THE MONEY!!! WHY ELSE?!?! No da.
Everyone: *blank expression*
Kellsey: Don't you people get it?! Money makes the world go round. Money is what puts psychos like us in the psychiatrist's chair. Money is what gives us *glances sideways at Inu-Yasha* ramen.
Inu-Yasha: *somewhat dazed and drooling at the word ramen* Money is good. Money is our friend. Money buys ramen.
Jenny: That's right Inu-Chan. No da. *waves a cup of ramen in front of the dog demon's face*
Inu-Yasha: *unsheathes Tetsusaiga* A duel?
Jenny: *pulls out large mallet with the words "Really Hard Love" written on it* You're on. No da.
Sessho-Maru: What exactly possessed the author to write this fanfiction?
Ryu: *appears from nowhere clutching a cup of coffee* Sugar, and chocolate, and coffee. Ohhhhhhh, yesssssssssssss. Cafffffffffffeineeeeeeeeeeee. Yessssssss, precious. Caffeine is what possesses us, yesssssss precious. And keepses us up until 2 A.M., typing crazinesssssss and laughing evilly. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kellsey: *grumbling about wearing a skirt*
Alicia: *silence*
Inu-Yasha: *on the ground with a huge bump on his head and his eyes in little swirls*
Miroku: *attempts to look down Kellsey and Jenny's shirts*
Jenny and Kellsey: *growl and pull out Kikyo plushies as their eyes glow yellow*
Alicia: *picks up a charred Kikyo plushie* What the Hell is this?
Kikyo: *staring in horror at Jenny and Kellsey* Wh-what are you doing with those?
Jenny and Kellsey: *throw Kikyo plushies at Miroku's head which make a squeaky noise as they hit*
Kikyo: *screams in pain for her cotton plush counterparts* How could you?! *picks up Kikyo plushie and tries to comfort it*
Jenny: *aims Jaken plushie at Kikyo* No da. *throws Jaken plushie at Kikyo which makes a loud farting noise as it hits*
Rin: *grinning broadly* Rin is sorry.
Everyone: *sniffs air briefly* RINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sessho-Maru: *clutching at his sensitive nose* I knew I shouldn't have gotten you that bean burrito, Rin!
Rin: Bean burrito? WHERE?!
*there is a knock at the door as the poisonous air begins to dissipate*
Alicia: *laughing her ass off in a corner with a clothespin on her nose*
Inu-Yasha: *wakes to a tingling sensation in his ear* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?!
Kellsey: *appears beside Inu-Yasha* Sorry. Leopard tends to get frisky.
Jenny: Like your foot? No da.
Caitlin: *pops up as screaming can be heard in the background* That's my line!!
Jenny: My apologies. No da.
Kellsey: *scooting her foot towards Caitlin* Oh Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaitliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin.
Caitlin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room*
*there is another knock at the door which nobody notices*
Inu-Yasha: What the Hell is that thing?!
Kellsey: This is Leopard, my stuffed leopard.
Jenny: Who SOMEHOW *glances sideways at Kellsey who begins to whistle* always manages to get his tail in my ear while I'm playing video games.
Inu-Yasha: HIS tail?! You mean that thing's a guy?! And he was----AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off to cleanse his mind*
Alicia: *threatening to use a Kikyo plushie as a voodoo doll*
*the door creaks opens slowly to show two anime guys, one with long lavender hair and one with short dark red hair*
Kellsey: Tasuki!
Jenny: Shido! No da. *both girls run up and hug their anime boyfriends*
Kikyo: Hey, the purple-haired one's kinda cute.
Jenny: *glares at Kikyo with bright yellow eyes* He's mine. No da.
Shido: You two haven't been posing as psychiatrists again, have you?
Jenny and Kellsey: *look at each other and then back up at their boyfriends smiling* No.
Tasuki: You ready for our appointment?
Jenny: We just need to change. No da.
*Jenny and Kellsey exit*
Inu-Yasha: *having finally escaped the ear-loving leopard* W-wait a minute. Appointment?
Shido: Yeah.
Tasuki: Every week we go to a psychiatrist with our girlfriends.
Inu-Yasha: You mean.....
Shido: Yep our girlfriends escaped from an asylum, and every now and then they have to visit their old psychiatrist.
*Jenny and Kellsey reenter, Kellsey in Inu-Yasha's kimono and Jenny wearing Presea's outfit that she happened to "find" in the trash outside the Magic Knight Rayearth set. (wonder why they're getting rid of all these anime outfits. *whistle*)*
Sessho-Maru: Something tells me they're into cosplay.
Inu-Yasha: Wh-where did you get my outfit?
Presea: (Where the Hell did she come from?!) And mine too!
Black Chi: Me too!
Chichiri: No da!!!
Subaru: Where did you get them?
Kikyo: Where are all these people coming from?!?!?!?!
Inu-Yasha, Presea, Black Chi, Chichiri, and Subaru: WELL?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jenny and Kellsey: Uhhhhhhh, Internet?
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Chichiri: That explains it. No da.
Subaru: I told my agent not to sell my outfits online.
J&K: *sweat drop*
Shido: Maybe we should go.
Jenny: Okay!
Tasuki: Shall we?
Kellsey: *Grabs Tasuki's arm and leaves*
*the door shuts and there is a brief silence*
Inu-Yasha: Maybe.....maybe they.....
Jenny: *sticks her head in the door smiling* Oh yeah Inu-Chan, I almost forgot. Rose will have the bill.
Inu-Yasha: *collapses on the ground crying*
Rose: *skips into the room with a folded piece of paper and hugs Inu-Yasha* I love ya man!!!
Inu-Yasha: *unfolds the bill and folds it back up, still crying* Why me?
Rose: *still smiling* La la la.....
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Jenny: My head hurts.
Ryu: It's because you're an idiot.
Jenny: No I'm not!!
Ryu: Yes you are!!
*continue arguing for an hour*
Kellsey: Don't I get a word in this?!
Jenny: Yeah, go ahead. *places the Truth Crown on Kellsey's head*
Kellsey: *holding back tears* Hi people. I'm Jenny's Asylum Buddy Kellsey. Yeah, yeah, I know y'all feel so honored but I just love you all and I'm so proud *sniffle* to be a part of this fanfiction. *sniffle* And I, I *bursts into tears*
Jenny: It's okay Kellsey. *pats on back*
Miroku: Yeah, it's okay. *pats both girls on their butts*
J&K: *turn around with yellow eyes and Kikyo plushies*
*The two psychiatrists chase Miroku pelting him with Kikyo plushies for two hours*
Jenny: I think you all know my true nature by now. *feels a tingling sensation in her ear* LEOPARD!!!
Kellsey: *hiding the giant stuffed leopard behind her* I can't help it if Leopard gets frisky.
Jenny: *holding a small dagger and grinning* I'd like Leopard to meet a friend of mine.
Kellsey: That's really all right."
Jenny: I'll rip out Leopard's stuffing and make him into a rug!!!
Kellsey: Could you not make him into a rug?
Jenny: What?
Kellsey: You'll destroy his dignity!!!
Jenny: Fine, a blanket!!!
Kellsey: Okay.
Jenny: I know just how to end this chapter!!!
*everyone leaves as Kellsey, Jenny, and Sessho-Maru start square dancing to the Hamtaro song*
I have a feeling I should end this chapter before someone gets hurt.
One thing before I do. This will probably be my last chapter for this fanfiction. See you in the Asylums!
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