By OtakuChild
DISCLAIMER: Look elsewhere. Ra knows I've written enough of them.
Heeeeyhowdy! I'm back with chapter two! We'll get to see the cute little faeries make lots of trouble.
Okay...no ads for this ficlet, I'm fresh out of ideas. ;_; So...on to chapter two!
Faerie Key:
Kuna = Bakura
Rayana = Ryou
Lavender = Malik
Tika = Tea
Maku = Marik(Yami Malik)
Yukachi = Yugi
Tagan = Tristan
Yoriko = Yami
Joki = Joey
Seth = Seto Kaiba
Isadel = Isis
Mokichi = Mokuba
Shadel = Shadi
"Kunaaa!"
Kuna
poked his head out of the closet.
"Put
your clothes back on!" Lavender hissed.
"Don't
like what you see?" Kuna grinned.
Lavender
stalked over and grabbed his ear, and promptly twisted it. "Want to die
a virgin?" she hissed.
"No!"
Kuna squeaked.
"Good.
Go find your clothes." Lavender flew off to explore the bathroom.
Kuna
grabbed his towel and flew back to the coffee pot. While flying to the
kitchen something shiny caught his eye. He flew closer to look. What he
saw was a small silver safety pin. His eyes went wide.
"Ooooh,
shiiiiny!" he hissed. He grabbed the pin, flew off to retrieve his clothes,
dressed himself, and flew off to the bedroom, leaving the scrap of paper
towel lying haphazardly on the kitchen counter.
Maku was
standing on the bedpost, looking around, when he spotted a crack in the
window that was big enough for him to step through. He slipped through
and flew out into the backyard. He discovered a gorgeous backyard, with
a colorful, lush garden, complete with small fountain. Of course, to the
faerie, the garden looked enormous. It was perfect. The moonlight danced
off the water and flowers in a mystical way. Mist was coming up from the
soil. He flew back through the window, and almost flew right into a tanned,
clumsy faerie with messy golden blonde hair. He had dark brown eyes, and
while his skin was tan, it wasn't as tanned as Lavender or Maku. He wore
dark brown pants, black vest, which at the moment was open(A/N: Yumm...),
and a simple gold chain around his neck. His wings were tinged with gold.
He dodged the faerie just in time.
"Niiice,
Maku," the faerie said.
"And
you think you can do better, Joki?" Maku said coolly. "You blend in with
the night, ya know."
"Yeeeeah,
shut up, I'm missin' the show." Joki gestured towards the small gang of
faeries that had convened around the bedpost.
The scene
they were watching was of Malik and Ryou, sleeping peacefully. Malik had
his arms wrapped protectively around Ryou, who was snuggled into his koi's
embrace. His eyes were all that could be seen as he snuggled closer to
Malik. The faeries were watching intently.
"Oooh,
it's so cute!" A faerie by the name of Tika said. She had shoulder-length
brown hair, with blue eyes. She wore silver moon earrings which dangled
and glinted in the moonlight. She wore a light blue dress, and had silver
wings. Around her neck was a sliver choker with a charm. The charm was
a small silver pentagram with a blue jewel in the middle, with a silver
'Y'.
"Dat's
cuz you think everything is cute," Joki sneered.
"I do
not!" Tika screeched.
"Yeah
ya do! Every day wit' ya it's like, 'OOOH! The bird is so cuuuute!'
Or,
'Awww, lookit the widdle worm, the worm is so adorable!" He mimicked
in a high girly voice.
"I don't
like worms!" Tika hissed. "I think they're slimy and weird!"
"Well,
I like worms," Joki stated proudly. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a
couple ta spy on." He flew to the other bedpost to get a better look at
the sleeping humans.
Maku
searched through the faeries until he found who he was looking for. Rayana.
Rayana
was quietly sitting by herself on the dresser, looking at her nails, which
she had painted a silvery blue, to match her dress and wings. She stood
up to stretch.
"Rayana."
A deep voice called out softly.
Rayana
turned to see Maku standing in the shadows. The moonlight played off his
features, giving his purple eyes a bright hue. He walked to her and greeted
her with a gentle kiss, and gently stroked her cheek.
"Hey,"
she murmured, and to her surprise, Maku picked her up, and off they flew.
"Hey!"
she shrieked. "Where are we going?" Maku said nothing, he just grinned,
and kissed her again. Rayana couldn't help it, and started up in fit of
giggles. Maku was never the spontaneous type, this was something new to
her. They flew past the unsuspecting crowd, out the window, and to a large
branch on the tree that sat in the corner of the garden. Maku set her down
in front of her, and put his arm around her. Rayana was amazed.
"It's
beautiful," she whispered.
"Isn't
it?" Maku murmured in her ear. "It's perfect. I knew you'd love it." He
pulled her closer. "You looked kinda distant in the bedroom."
"Sleeping
humans are cute for about a minute," Rayana said. "They get boring after
that. I mean, it's just sleeping!"
"Yeah."
He tightened his grip around her waist a bit. "This," he said, gesturing
to the garden with his free arm, "Is exactly what I was looking for. Do
you know why I came here, Rayana?"
"It was
crowded and dusty back in Egypt, and the oasis needed to hive off," Rayana
said.
"That
too. But I was also looking for something else, Something I knew I wouldn't
be able to find back in Egypt. It his here, Rayana, that I have found the
perfect place," he turned to face Rayana, and look into her eyes, "Where
I can start a new life with you. I love you, you mean everything to me.
There was a time when I thought I would never find the kind of person I
wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I found it in you, Rayana. Here,
we can spend our lives together."
Rayana
smiled. "Maku!" she squealed, and flung her arms around Maku. Maku held
her tightly, and kissed her passionately. They flew off into the garden
to inspect it further. They walked through the plants and mist, and
danced in the moonlight, until the other faeries had gone to sleep. They
flew back through the window, into the linen closet, and snuggled to sleep
in a bedsheet, with Maku holding her close.
Ryou woke
up the next morning, at around ten. He went to stretch but found he couldn't
move, because Malik was clinging to him for dear life. He snuggled back
in to Malik, and fell back asleep.
Kuna
snuck out into the bedroom, looking for something to loot, and add to the
rather odd collection of items he had. He spotted Ryou's jeans on the floor,
and went to go have a look.
He burrowed
in to the left pocket, and found a set of keys, but to his disappointment,
he couldn't move them, for they were too heavy, so, making his rounds,
he went to the left back pocket.
And he
struck gold.
"Ooh,
what do we have here?" he crooned. He found a small square package with
a small round, flat object inside. The package read "Trojan, ribbed, for
maximum pleasure."
"What
is this thing?" He muttered. He pulled it out of the pocket, and was about
to fly off with it, when he bumped into a rather tall figure, wearing black
pants. He was tall and lanky, with icy blue eyes and dark brown hair that
fell into his face, cut short. He wore a blue shirt, and had black wings.
"Seth,"
Kuna sneered.
"Kuna,"
came the icy reply.
"Come
to snitch on me cuz what I found isn't shiny enough?" Kuna spat.
"On the
contrary, It was none of the sort," Seth hissed. "The King Yoriko is coming
to check out this place. He has heard nothing but good, and you might call
this a little pre-inspection. Of course, it's not all good, seeing as you're
here." He added with a grin.
"I'd
rather be mischievous than a snitch for the almighty," Kuna growled. "Get
out of my way, the likes of you is burning my eyes out."
"Is that
any way to talk to royalty?" Seth rested one slim hand on his hip, fangs
gleaming with authority.
"I talk
to anybody any way I wish," Kuna said before flying off with the square
object.
Ryou swung
his legs to the side of the bed, stretched, and rubbed his eyes. The put
on his jeans, and a shirt of Malik's that was white, button-up, with pinstripes.
On the right upper pocket, the shirt read, 'PATIENT #467382.' His hand
reached into the left back pocket to find the condom Bakura had slipped
there the night before, he planned on putting it in a safe place to use
later. His hand found pocket fluff, but no form of protection. He checked
his other pockets, but failed to find it.
"I don't
believe this!" he snapped. "It's gone!"
Meanwhile,
in the kitchen, Malik was having a fit.
"What
is this? The counter is dirty! I know it was clean when I got back! And
this paper towel, it's just lying there! And why is there a corner torn
from it? And there are coffee spots all over the counter! And this toothpick...HEY!
WHO BROKE INTO THE BOOZE CABINET?"
Ryou
walked into the kitchen. "I don't drink, you know that. Did you take my
condom?" Ryou asked.
"No...did
you do this?" Malik gestured to the mess on the kitchen counter.
"No!"
"Just
checking...look at this!"
Ryou
inspected the mess. "Hey, look at this!" he pointed to the coffee trails
that lead from the mug, to the pitcher, and the water spots leading to
the paper towels. "They look like footprints!" he giggled.
"Funny
Ryou. Do you think Bakura did this?"
"I don't
think so, he didn't go anywhere near the kitchen last night."
/Is there
a problem?/ Bakura's voice echoed through Ryou's mind.
//You
didn't break into the booze cabinet, did you?//
/No!
I mean, the lock's easy to pick and all, but I'd never actually do it./
//Okay...there's
just this weird mess in the kitchen.//
/Oh,
that. Faeries./
//I beg
your pardon?//
/It's
the Fae Ryou, they're coming to get you.../
//Shut
up! It's not funny!//
/Yeah
it is./
//So
you think Fae did this?//
/You
want the truth?/
//That
would be nice...//
/I have
no clue./
Ryou
sweatdropped. "Bakura didn't do it," he said.
"Then
what happened?"
"I don't
know...Bakura thinks it was the Fae."
Malik
let out a chuckle. "Fae indeed. Maybe it was Marik."
/It wasn't
me!/ Marik's smooth voice echoed through Malik's mind.
//Then
who?// Malik shot back. //Bakura thinks it was the Fae.//
/He would.
He's a tad delusional, that tomb robber./
//Maybe
that's why you're sleeping with him.//
Malik
heard a crash from Marik's soul room.
//Teehee.//
/Shut
up. It's not funny./
//Yeah
it is.//
/Faeries
do exist, you know. You're silly, you have an innocence about you, and
a nice collection of wine and bright shiny objects about our house. It
wouldn't surprise me./
//You
talk.//
/Yeah,
yeah. Maybe you brought them back from Egypt!/ Malik listened to Marik's
laughter.
//Right.//
/You
never know./
//It
wasn't faeries!//
/Whatever./
Malik
closed his soul link with a bang. "Fae indeed. The Yamis are trying to
piss us off." Malik sat against the counter, and took Ryou into his arms.
"I don't
want to think about this anymore," he purred. "I want to spend some quality
time with my Imzadi.(1)"
Ryou
blushed. He liked his little pet name. Malik ran his hands through Ryou's
soft silvery hair. "I missed you." He kissed Ryou on top of his head. Ryou
snuggled in. "I missed you too."
"How
did I get so lucky?" Malik murmured, breathing in the sweet smell of Ryou's
hair.
"It wasn't
luck."
"Then
what was it? We're worlds apart."
"Na,
not really. I have a psychotic yami, and you have a psychotic yami. And
you're..." he stopped.
"I'm
a psycho. I know. I like it." he turned to face Ryou, and kissed him on
the nose. "I love you."
"I love
you too."
"All hail
the mighty Yoriko!"
Two faerie
guards, dressed in black, with black wings, marched in front, followed
by Seth, who was wearing an icy smirk, and sporting a blue cape to match
his blue pants. He wore an elaborate black vest. A silver chain sported
a charm that represented his rank, a First-Degree initiate symbol, which
showed he was directly ranked below Yami(2). Following Seth were four faeries,
dressed in green, holding a lavish, richly decorated purple throne. The
throne contained a rich, soft, comfy-looking purple couch, lined with gold.
The couch had several plush cushions, and a heavy, shading purple canopy.
The canopy had gold fringe, and a curtain. In front of the throne was a
platform. On the platform sat a rather regal looking faerie. He had
black hair, with crimson tips, and bright blonde highlights. His hair was
spiked, and he wore gold pentagram earrings, and a gold pentagram choker
around his throat. On the same chain was a charm that signified he was
a Wiccan High Priest. A simple gold choker also adorned his neck, and his
fangs gleamed with noble pride. He wore a black cape, adorned with embroidery
and shiny sequins, and a tight-fitting crimson vest, which was open at
the moment, revealing tanned, smooth abs. He wore baggy black pants, and
a gold anklet on his ankle. He sat Indian-style on the couch, fingers interlaced,
his chin resting on them. The parade continued until they stopped at Malik's
carry-on, and he got up, and stood on the platform. Immediately several
of the Fae bowed down and hid their faces. Seth stepped up to the tricolored
faerie.
"Your
wish, my lord Yoriko?" He asked.
Yoriko
surveyed his people, and finally, he spoke, in a deep, soothing voice:
"What
is this, ancient Egypt? At ease, stop hiding your faces!" He grinned.
The fae
stood up, relieved. The noble faerie looked at Rayana, who was shaking,
and Maku, who was standing behind her trying to calm her. "Rayana," he
said. "I'm not a tyrant, you know. You have no reason to be scared."
"B-b-but
b-b-back home y-you were s-so f-formal..."
"Because
my dad was around. He expected me to follow him exactly."
"B-b-ut
what if h-h-he h-hears of this?" Rayana asked.
"He won't.
Daaad?" Yami called out. Rayana jumped almost three feet. The other fae
did not notice, they were watching this faerie intently.
They
were all met with dead silence.
"Dear
old Dad isn't here, nor will he ever be," Yami stated. "Besides, he's a
cantankerous fart anyway."
His remark
was met with giggles from the other fae.
Maku
tightened his grip on Rayana. "You need to be calm, dear."
"I-I
know," she whispered. Maku gently massaged her shoulders.
Yoriko
jumped off the platform, and fluttered down amongst the other faeries.
"My people," he said. "I am proud of you all, it is not easy to leave your
homes, and travel many miles, all on a huge risk. It seems that this risk
has indeed paid off, for this place we have found will be perfect. I do
realize that the ring was supposed to 'hive' off, but that is not so. Our
new plan is to have a small, intimate community, I do not wish to rule
over a metropolis, and besides, that many faeries would drive the inhabitants
of this house insane."
"But
I thought we were supposed to hive off, because the ring was overpopulated?"
Lavender asked.
"That,"
Yoriko said, "Was an immaculate lie to get my dad to shut up and shove
off."
Yoriko
was greeted with more giggles.
"I think,"
Yoriko said, "That this place will be perfect to live in."
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Oy, that
so could have ended better, but I had no idea where to stop it.
Chapter three may take awhile, due to school and whatnot. Anyway, footnotes
(1) Another contest! First
reveiwer to tell me where "Imzadi" comes from gets to choose the main couple
for my next fic!
(2) I belive that First
Degree is the highest initiation level, but I could be wrong. Someone please
correct me if I'm wrong!
We also have a holdover
contest from "Sicky." First reviewer to tell me where Spooky and Wet Jimmy's
Arsemeat comes from gets a poem of their fave Yugioh character. Got to
go, mom's a-nagging. Ja ne!
-OtakuChild